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LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Power of Pecota posted:

What are some other episodes besides Piratz that start with dumb gimmick bars


because lmao

There was a terrible "horror bar" in Vegas

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

LionYeti posted:

There was a terrible "horror bar" in Vegas

Which got turned into a zombie apocalypse bar that was somehow better

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Eh, the perfect place for a gimmick bar that won't have many actual regulars is Las Vegas.

Flobbster
Feb 17, 2005

"Cadet Kirk, after the way you cheated on the Kobayashi Maru test I oughta punch you in tha face!"
The thing that struck me most about the zombie bar was how not into the necessary showmanship the one guy was. When he went outside to open it up after the remodel, he was just like "Welcome to The End. Comeinsideifyouwannalive. :geno:"

You need to put a corny over-the-top voice with that.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

We will shamble on, as we zombies do

Inkspot
Dec 3, 2013

I believe I have
an appointment.
Mr. Goongala?

Digital Jedi posted:

Taffer was recently on The Nerdist Podcast. I haven't listened too it yet (will later this week). If anyone wants to check it out.

http://nerdist.com/nerdist-podcast-728-jon-taffer/

I could have easily listened to Jon and Jonah talk about The Troubadour for a couple hours.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Inkspot posted:

I could have easily listened to Jon and Jonah talk about The Troubadour for a couple hours.

Yea. Taffer had some great stories. Sad that it was so short of an interview.
His story about the UFO and robot was hilariously up to the point he mentions a women died at that club due to a light falling.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

Here's a video of the UFO and robot from Pulsations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aJN0CtyLME

Danith
May 20, 2006
I've lurked here for years
Has there been an episode where a bar did OK in the stress test?

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Finally got around to watching the Delusional Owners one, glad to see 22 Klicks doing well.

Why would that bartender work at Headhunters/Metal & Lace for SEVEN loving YEARS without getting paid?

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

Danith posted:

Has there been an episode where a bar did OK in the stress test?

Of course not.

Chris Knight posted:



Why would that bartender work at Headhunters/Metal & Lace for SEVEN loving YEARS without getting paid?

I would bet they put up with not getting paid because they had job with no real supervision and could do whatever they wanted to do. I guarantee they were pocketing any drink money they could, on top of tips.

empty baggie fucked around with this message at 00:54 on Sep 24, 2015

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
Did anyone else pick up on the wife in the Brix/Pacific Coast Wine Bar being a drunk, which was just glazed over? I'm surprised they villanized her husband, rather than the one who was evidently drunk, or at least very hungover in every shot. Would also explain the thousands of dollars in wine being unaccounted for.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

I'd say prescription drugs were more her bag

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Can someone tell me how many time Jon said dildo on this weeks episode? I'm at 3, I believe, at 26 minutes.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I just saw the ghost episode. I really wanted to hate this guy until I realized he's obviously mentally ill.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
I'd drink in a bar haunted by Jon Taffer.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Before I saw a single episode of Bar Rescue I thought that all the thread references about a butt funnel were because John found some funnel in a bar that they were using for butt chugging.

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls

The American Dream posted:

Can someone tell me how many time Jon said dildo on this weeks episode? I'm at 3, I believe, at 26 minutes.

He never said Dildo again, so 3, I think he might have said it 4 times. I'll find out on a sunday replay 2 years from now. I was hoping it would end in high single digits.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Before I saw a single episode of Bar Rescue I thought that all the thread references about a butt funnel were because John found some funnel in a bar that they were using for butt chugging.

I'm honestly waiting for that episode.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

The American Dream posted:

Can someone tell me how many time Jon said dildo on this weeks episode? I'm at 3, I believe, at 26 minutes.

That idiot who owned the Irish bar a couple weeks ago said shenanigans once per scene almost

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
All in!

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

<whip crack>

This is the best show to chill with if you have commercial-free Hulu.

EDIT: I'm watching the Back to the Bar special with The Canyon Inn, and I've never heard the words "I blame Obama" uttered in an non-ironic context in regards to someone's failing business. Holy poo poo.

DivisionPost fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Nov 9, 2015

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

DivisionPost posted:

<whip crack>

This is the best show to chill with if you have commercial-free Hulu.

EDIT: I'm watching the Back to the Bar special with The Canyon Inn, and I've never heard the words "I blame Obama" uttered in an non-ironic context in regards to someone's failing business. Holy poo poo.
Ever heard of Papa John's?

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Man I'm like 4 minutes into "Hooch" and you just know it's going to be a glorious shitshow.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
I am the terror that flaps in the night…

I am the grade curve that gives you and F…

http://imgur.com/gallery/x2FT4yy

Every entrance metaphor from Darkwing Duck. Man, I forgot how much I enjoyed that show. The Twin Peaks parody episode alone is worth a watch.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


CobiWann posted:

I am the terror that flaps in the night…

I am the grade curve that gives you and F…

http://imgur.com/gallery/x2FT4yy

Every entrance metaphor from Darkwing Duck. Man, I forgot how much I enjoyed that show. The Twin Peaks parody episode alone is worth a watch.

:crossarms: Either I missed an interesting episode of Bar Rescue or you posted in the wrong thread.

wagnike2
May 31, 2007

Lucha LaBOOM
Pretty pumped to see Taffer take on a Strip club.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

I was hoping he'd have some crossover thing with the strip club.

Like POS boobies

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I can't even be mad at that place's original name.

SlaveToTheGrinds
Apr 3, 2010
Funñy thing is. The road the bar is on is called Dix. Not even really that clever. If it's the bar I think it is, it's in a borderline skeevy area. It used to be called the Atlantis Lounge. Amazing Mexican place across the street though. I'm pissed I forgot to dvr this. Gonna have to wait forever to see it on demand. I guess he passed up a Detroit Red Wings themed bar near where they play to do this place instead.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

SlaveToTheGrinds posted:

Funñy thing is. The road the bar is on is called Dix.

Yeah they showed the street sign in the episode. Probably the only way they were allowed to keep saying it on network TV.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


SlaveToTheGrinds posted:

Funñy thing is. The road the bar is on is called Dix. Not even really that clever. If it's the bar I think it is, it's in a borderline skeevy area. It used to be called the Atlantis Lounge. Amazing Mexican place across the street though. I'm pissed I forgot to dvr this. Gonna have to wait forever to see it on demand. I guess he passed up a Detroit Red Wings themed bar near where they play to do this place instead.

Bar Rescue episodes go up on the spike tv website the day after they air.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

SlaveToTheGrinds posted:

Funñy thing is. The road the bar is on is called Dix. Not even really that clever. If it's the bar I think it is, it's in a borderline skeevy area. It used to be called the Atlantis Lounge. Amazing Mexican place across the street though. I'm pissed I forgot to dvr this. Gonna have to wait forever to see it on demand. I guess he passed up a Detroit Red Wings themed bar near where they play to do this place instead.

They'll replay it an hour before next week's new episode. You can probably already set your DVR to grab it.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

SlaveToTheGrinds posted:

Funñy thing is. The road the bar is on is called Dix. Not even really that clever. If it's the bar I think it is, it's in a borderline skeevy area. It used to be called the Atlantis Lounge. Amazing Mexican place across the street though. I'm pissed I forgot to dvr this. Gonna have to wait forever to see it on demand. I guess he passed up a Detroit Red Wings themed bar near where they play to do this place instead.

Not like there's much he can do to save a bar in Detroit. The place gets slammed around a Red Wings game and then the place is barren after the season ends

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Chix On Dix is a pretty horrible name, aside from being a one note joke. And going by the ending there, it'll be in next years "BR Failures" episode.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe
I knew the owners of a bar (they sold it years ago) on Cowell Avenue. One of them claimed they'd wanted to name it The Coxwell Inn but the liquor board wouldn't let them.

As for Bar Rescue...
That whole place was horrible and the episode was ridiculous. I really thought Taffer was going to say something like, "Maybe you should try something completely different like having somewhat attractive women for strippers".

Sweets up on stage going "What have I got to smile about" and then about the entertainment instructor who works in a club that pulls in $30 million/year, "She's 40, she doesn't know anything" were the most entertaining parts of the ep.

Then Taffer anchors the manager in the kitchen for the Stress Test just so he can later scream, "You're not doing anything to help the bar staff!" What was the point of that sort of manipulation. .
And it's dodgy enough to order food in a decent strip club; what the heck is "meat and potatoes"? You couldn't pay to eat whatever the hell was on the plates in that dump.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Binary Logic posted:

Sweets up on stage going "What have I got to smile about" and then about the entertainment instructor who works in a club that pulls in $30 million/year, "She's 40, she doesn't know anything" were the most entertaining parts of the ep.

It's especially ironic because Sweets is allegedly 21 and yet her obvious meth addiction made her look older than the 40 year old entertainment instructor.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
Finally got around to watching the Back to the Bar show they did in front of an audience. They actually got DJ Blue Steel (aka "ALL IN!") to MC the event. Never saw that one coming. Also had Rudy, lead of the Cincinnati Sinners band, who revealed the show actually helped his band put out a CD (and that he's a minister too, of all things.)

The big confrontation with Howard from Stand Up Scottsdale was pretty silly. They asked Brandy Beavers about him, they read an email that was supposedly unsolicited from his partner, and then he finally got escorted off the stage after knocking the card out of Jon's hand. Then Rudy played a song and that was that. They made it sound like he changed it back from the Laugh Factory on purpose because it made people he was getting A-listers every night, though I'm sure Laugh Factory pulled it themselves. And the whole time he made it out like Jon was dishonest and the whole scenario was a put on for the show, which was ironic given how the confrontation played out. But, overall a decent episode with all the characters.

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
When that first aired I figured the laugh factory thing was just for like a year then they'd have to pay out of their rear end to keep the name.

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FISHMANPET
Mar 3, 2007

Sweet 'N Sour
Can't
Melt
Steel Beams
Decided to watch the strip club and the latest back to the bar episode. Did not expect the announcer to look like that at all. That strip club was bad, the "Power Strip" gimmick was bad, those girls were bad. French fries and little dried out meatballs are disgusting. I'm always amused by Vic Vegas on Bar Rescue, just because I saw him on Next Food Network Star. "Let's bring in Vic to see if we can do a food program here. Nope, we can't, bye Vic."

The Standup Scotsdale thing always seemed kinda weird and forced. I kinda agree with Howard, if you've got the Laugh Factory name, you've got to have the big acts. He probably wouldn't be able to do that all on his own, no matter how good he was, so he'd need some help from Laugh Factory. If the Laugh Factory name was just nothing other than a name, I can see a problem there. I still think his attitude is bad, but it's clear that the story has been edited to make Jon look perfect and make Howard look like a crazy person.

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