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Bullstuff
Apr 1, 2007
My finger smells funny. :(
I remember when I first tried to set up magma forges and poo poo. I had a volcano and could just tap into the side where I wanted instead of building them way deep or having to pump magma up. I spent a long time doing it because I was stupid and dug a long channel which I then covered with floors. Well I didn't know back then that liquids flow diagonally and ended up with magma crawling down my channel which was still open for the work.

Well I didn't panic. It was a long way for it to slowly crawl before condemning me, so I ordered the area sealed and decided to try again. But before they could wall poo poo up, I see a cat run into the channel and dive headlong into the oncoming wall of slow-moving death.

I was perplexed and amused, but not alarmed about a stupid cat. At least I wasn't alarmed until I got the message that my legendary wrestler (I was jumping straight to magma stuff so I hadn't made equipment for warriors) was throwing a tantrum. This fellow loved his roving gang of cats, one of which was the magma-diver. He was in my meeting hall and promptly started to strangle and break everybody and everything. So yeah. I got a tantrum spiral out of the handful of guys Urist Hogan had killed which ended with a broken and depopulated fort.

All because of one loving cat. God I love DF. Time to start playing again. At least I don't suck so bad anymore.

Bullstuff fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Mar 15, 2014

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