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It's like Twister, only incredibly brutal. *You grab the left molar with your right pinkie.*
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durian (Durio zibethinus) The dwarven recruit bashes the goblin in the head with the durian! hemp (Cannabis sativa)  
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Floodgates dont do that at all, as far as I remember. Only bridges.
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May 11, 2014 03:42
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Pickled Tink posted:You bulk up as your strength and toughness stats increase. You end up being a mountain of muscle that shoves over every stray goblin you encounter. It is fantastic "That dwarf is pushing everyone around again! Are you going to take that? No? Send away now for Gob-Atlas' body building manual!"
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May 27, 2014 07:09
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Urist McGoon has been depressed recently. Urist McGoon fell for a horrible trick by BadMunki.
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May 29, 2014 04:08
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IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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May 29, 2014 04:41
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I'm not falling for it this time you assholes. 
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Jul 8, 2014 02:43
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Okay what I always do? open up colors.txt and change BLUE to [BLUE_R:64] [BLUE_G:64] [BLUE_B:128]
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Man starting up is slow.
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Jul 8, 2014 03:48
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The big evil in my world is a hare demon named Acmot Dungstar. Aww who's a cute widdle bunny foo foo?
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Jul 8, 2014 06:29
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Cephalocidal posted:Flying creatures aren't very good at dodging trees yet. New megaproject: A giant clear glass window.
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Jul 8, 2014 06:47
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I just found a goblin hair crown on a goblin. A goblin toupee.
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Jul 8, 2014 10:44
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I found a goblin camp. I snuck up and started chopping them to bits as they slept. I accidentally performed a colon removal when I slashed one's abdomen open, then slashed his guts which went flying.
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Jul 8, 2014 12:38
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pepito sanchez posted:I really want to play adventurer mode but it freezes upon choosing that game. At "updating world" screen with a calendar. Does this normally take a long rear end time? If you didnt make a small world, yes.
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Jul 9, 2014 02:58
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GreyPowerVan posted:Well. "I must leave"
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Jul 9, 2014 03:26
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I sneaking around and am so stealthy that my victims arent noticing me hitting them in the head with my warhammer.
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Jul 9, 2014 04:07
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quote:You silently punch The Gloom Monster in the left hand from behind with your right hand, bruising the bone! He still hasnt found me yet because I'm sneaking. 
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Jul 9, 2014 05:07
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I managed 6 seperate bite attacks before my mouth was full. I'm still fighting him. He still hasnt noticed.
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Jul 9, 2014 05:38
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GorfZaplen posted:Dwarven tunnels are extremely expansive. I have no loving idea where I am and I'm out of food. Press x while standing over a corpse and watch your food worries disappear. 
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Jul 9, 2014 06:03
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I fell into a goblin ambush. After he shot me in the arm, I chopped his leg off and ate it in front of him before pelting him with his own bones. We then engaged in a yelling match about our victories, then he decided to join me in adventure.
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Jul 9, 2014 10:26
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Angry Diplomat posted:My work comp sucks and DF crashes on it a lot This isnt just you. 
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Starting as an elf, I found myself in a tree. I had no idea how to get down. I tried a lot of things. Eventually I tried jumping. quote:You fail to grab the Silkenshrine the Hermit of Aquamarine, thick hazel tree branches! Yup I slipped trying to swing down and blew up my hand when I fell down several stories.
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I started up a biter elf. Teeth are good for ripping up stuff but finishing off creatures? Not so great. I wrestled with a goblin for a bit then stole his arrows off him, but couldnt get him to give up his bow. Fortunately I could just throw the arrows straight at him.
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Jul 10, 2014 03:41
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Given that this is the first new version in over a year, they're all out of date. Also how the hell are you supposed to climb up/down trees?
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Jul 10, 2014 04:29
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Oh my god enemies have visible line of sight cones in stealth mode! Time to roll up Urist Solidsnakes.
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Jul 10, 2014 04:35
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Cephalocidal posted:How are people having these great adventures in adventure mode? I wandered down a dwarven tunnel-road, recruited a macedwarf, resurfaced on the other side of a mountain range with no bearings on the night creature I was hunting and tried to sate my growing hunger by killing the first thing I saw (a weasel) only to have my adventurer slice it into a nearby pond like a furry golf ball which I then drowned while trying to retrieve so I could eat it. That sounds like an adventure to me.
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Jul 10, 2014 05:00
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I didnt take reading ability. 
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Jul 10, 2014 12:45
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Jesus whips are ridiculously deadly compared to this battleaxe I've been using. Untrained, I wrestled a copper whip off a goblin chief then I murdered the half dozen goblins around me with a single lash to the head each.
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Jul 11, 2014 04:01
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So Math posted:I had a very helpful assistant while experimenting with necks: an unnamed elf who kept coming back to life when I took a nap. You can behead people by aiming a slashing attack at their neck. If successful, you should find a matching neck lying on the ground. Butchering the neck creates all of the usual head gibs, including upper spine nervous tissue. Did that used to happen? The head bone's connected to the neck bone.
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Some people are really blase about death.quote:Em Nenipibo, Farmer: Death... This cannot horrify me.
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Jul 12, 2014 05:39
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Agent Kool-Aid posted:Is that order relatively new? It's been there for a long-rear end time to prevent idiot dwarves from running outside and getting murdered all the time.
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I don't ever remember it being a thing.
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dead horse posted:A wereass showed up and messed up one of military dwarves pretty bad before going down. The wounded guy got sent to the hospital and the chief medical dwarf arrived to diagnose him just in time for the next full moon so he got torn to shreds. I thought I had him isolated but apparently he got out after turning back to a dwarf and the next full moon he transformed right at my main entrance and killed a dozen dwarves before a mace soldier got a lucky shot on his head. Even though most of my soldiers had been training for the past year and a half most of them were too scared to do anything. People are too busy freaking out over the pile of corpses to bury any of them. Some of the children of the deceased started fighting so I tried to get some justice going but I just keep getting "Captain of the guard cancels Beat Criminal: Experiencing emotional shock" over and over. See thread title. Also a werechinchilla sounds adorable.
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Verviticus posted:can you sim n years after retiring a fort? I assume you no longer have to truly abandon the site? You could just build a tiny fort and play that one for awhile and retire it after a few years to pass the time?
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Jul 14, 2014 05:44
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'Your migrant dwarves have more chance of being a vampire than being homosexual.'
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Jul 15, 2014 12:23
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Man I wish I knew what all these status effects are. Blinking blue ! you are no help!
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Jul 16, 2014 14:43
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But regular DF has autosave as well.
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Jul 17, 2014 02:20
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Dungeon Ecology posted:Oh sure, dwarves: throw multiple parties as soon as the caravan shows up. Let's see how long until someone shows up at the trade depot. Are elves horrified by chopped wood?
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Stopped migrants from retaining certain adv/etc. flags harmful to their integration into the fort (making them 'hostile') Note: those from old saves might take off articles of clothing and store them and other strange things, since the integration could not be made complete easily... Stopped hyper-obese digesting dwarves from constantly recalculating insulation/mass data (ag) One of these solves a mystery. The other one just adds more questions. 
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