friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

Snowdens Secret posted:

That's doesn't sound too far off from the Navy cheating scandal. The creme de la stupidity there was the idiot typing up a cheat sheet of classified material on his home computer.

Snowdens Secret posted:

We had one port that considered our guys so untrustworthy that the machine gunner at the end of the pier wasn't issued ammo at all, and the gate guard got his pistol replaced with a sharpened stick

Snowdens Secret posted:

This is what you get when you don't occupy for 50 years. You don't see anyone in Japan trying to make it with little kids

Mortabis posted:

I wish wikipedia were always right, then I could edit it and change reality.

Booblord Zagats posted:

I'm a firm believer in rolling the Air Force back under the Army's CoC and putting the Marines back to being fully under the Navy's thumb

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

quote:

Moneyhorse Games CEO Jeff Miller told the Guardian that the company hopes to “carefully walk the line of satire without being an apologist for the regime.”

Booblord Zagats posted:

maffew buildings posted:

Obama, uhhhh, has promised more, uhhhh, sanctions that will uhhhh, appreciably impact, ah, Russia's interests

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

A gun and a single bullet are a hell of a lot cheaper than a BA in gender studies.

RichieHimself posted:

fuckkkkk, what was that like? Did you get any sweet powers besides pissing your pants whenever someone turns on the microwave?

friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

i wouldn't be so sure about that being a her

Casimir Radon posted:

Perhaps he should have found a better medium than twitter, like any other one, really.

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

He is.

Here, I went through and copied/pasted all of them so far, because it's interesting as gently caress.

JSARSOM posted:

Some nut is killing cops in Moncton, Canada. 3 dead and more wounded so far.

Cop radio here:
http://mixlr.com/evulc/

Whip Slagcheek posted:

This is his girl's facebook: https://www.facebook.com/amanda.woodruff.9

quote:

Amanda is sharing the luck after getting a Scratch Card Daily Bonus win of 240 Coins on Caesers Casino

Booblord Zagats posted:

The following is an expert strategy on dealing with future problems in Afghanistan

Obama Africanus posted:

Can't say I disagree with that young upstart, and honestly those that don't exercise their rights deserve to have them taken away which is why I'll never not exercise my 2nd amendment rights as long as I'm alive right fellow ~*~*~oath keepers~*~*~???

Love me some ~*~*~oath keeping~*~*~

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

since ebb failed at posting any iraqi isis warporn i will take up the mantle instead

if you a pussy:

gentlemen, feast your eyes


ps some/all of the corpse pics may be super old

50 Foot Ant posted:

Scroll down aways and you can see where they tied some dude to the front of their humvee like a hood ornament.

genderstomper58 posted:

lmao god drat I wish I did cool stuff like this instead of jacking off about pressure gages or w/e on a gay rear end lil submarine

50 Foot Ant posted:

I mean, Christ, could you imagine if America started fighting in Iraq or Afghanistan the way they did in the 1940's?

quote:

WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. Army has demoted a brigadier general at the center of a sexual misconduct case by two grades.

The move slashes his retirement pay by forcing him to retire as a lieutenant colonel.

Brig. Gen. Jeffrey A. Sinclair had a three-year affair with a female captain who accused him of twice forcing her to perform oral sex on him. He pleaded guilty at a court martial to adultery and conducting inappropriate relationships with two others.

It's the first time the Army has reduced a retiring general officer by two ranks in a decade. Army Secretary John McHugh says Sinclair displayed a pattern of inappropriate and at times illegal behavior as a colonel and a one-star general.

Sinclair was spared prison and fined $20,000.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The Russians did that poo poo right. How would you like a man-portable thermobaric weapon?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RPO-A_Shmel

DoktorLoken posted:

@Reuters: #BREAKING: U.S. Vice President Biden says Malaysia Airlines jet was shot down, "not an accident, blown out of the sky"

Whip Slagcheek posted:

To be fair to the BBC, I haven't seen any news outlet say that it was shot down.

Obama Africanus posted:

I disagree, Charlotte.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Obama just had a press conference. Confirmed at least one American, called out russia on all their bullshit, and basically said we're going to drop heavier sanctions and possibly more to enforce a ceasefire.

Obama Africanus posted:

You never seen his kid play kickball.

It's all flailing and arms and some kinda sensory integration disorder they don't have a name for but lol when turbo's juiced up and hulking for a tism tantrum-- it's loving funnier than watching a Dachshund gently caress a bean bag for 12 minutes straight without breaking eye contact with you and seeming to slow zoom the entire loving time. It's lol as gently caress, his kid's a goddamn genetic abomination unto the lord and he's the reason that god never struck down Wade V. Boggs so women like Psydude's broodmare could get these little developmentally malintegrated uterine linings with faces scraped out in the bathroom by a "provisionally" licensed foreign medical doctor at a 7-11, Rhodes, Qt, some WaWa's, and out west for some reason their version of Hardee's.

That kid of his is a goddamn hoot.