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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

We should be inciting a Czarist uprising. Bring back the White Army to stomp the proles under the silk shoe of the monarchy.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

i'm too densensitized to that, bring out the a-game rape of nanking extreme european edition: the rapening poo poo and you got a deal

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Really wish Pickett would burn down. That place sucks.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Snowdens Secret posted:

You guys are spoiling my Marine joke

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gleep gloop posted:

Goodbye Jews!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8A0uUYuId8

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kawasaki Nun posted:

:siren: 31 pro-russian separatists burned to death in east ukraine:siren:

Huh, my may day commie burning prediction came true.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

CAW CAW

CAW CAW

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mad Dragon posted:

Fleet does the flyin', Mobile Infantry does the dyin'.

Least you get flown to your death by a hot bald chick.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Life for enlisted persons in Korea is about to get worse.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mike-o posted:

no wonder my dad got blind drunk and went awol on his unaccompanied tour to korea. MPs found him in a bar and he couldn't remember how he got there or what name was.

What's it like having a juicy girl for a mom?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Government sponsored dick snips for convicted traitors? Why I never.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Necrosexual :unsmigghh:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeroisanumber posted:

Transhuman. My true form is a brain floating in a tank which is connected to a killbot of some sort.

Hey baby. Wanna kill all humans?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bonus level: how many political dissidents can you execute by mortar in 30 seconds?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Snowdens Secret posted:

Isn't that a after-action or whatever

I don't know how these things work

Second gunman gets probated for being late to the punch

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

A gun and a single bullet are a hell of a lot cheaper than a BA in gender studies.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Greataval posted:

Reached peak irony here.

Plebe

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeroisanumber posted:

If Jack Daniels and sleeping with a gun under his pillow is good enough for Audie Murphy, then it's good enough for you.

One of my company commanders no poo poo kept photos of Audie Murphy and John Wayne on the wall of his office. He was a little off...

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

KirbyKhan posted:

I'd be OK with a MacCarthyesq witch hunt on all broneys.

It's all fun and games until the innocent start getting subpoenaed to appear before the House Committee on Equine Perversions.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Snowdens Secret posted:

I really hope his campaign slogan is the Ukranian version of "Gimme some sugar, baby" or at least he refers to himself as Uncle Sugar

Campaign song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-ICZ4ziraE

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

There isn't a big enough :jerkbag: for Snowden now.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nuke the planet. Just burn it all down and let the next species take a crack at it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

He's as out as gay service members after DADT. Also, gently caress berets.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

genderstomper58 posted:

enlisted people are so loving stupid haha

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Snowdens Secret posted:



E: ok youtube but you get the joke

Who's that?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I'm just havin a chortle m8

u wot m8?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

docking initiated

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

mlmp08 posted:

Maybe he got his online degree while in captivity. How many points is five years in Afghanistan?

A PhD from Phoenix.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I wonder if he qualifies for five years of overseas service bars. Dude would be stacked.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's a big deal that everybody gets home, even if you're dead.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Otto Skorzeny posted:

Eddie Slovik, 1945

That guy was grade-A retard.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Does that make Chesty Puller Obi-Wan?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Barry White wasn't blind, you're thinking of Ray Charles

Stevie Wonder would like a word with you.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Stevie Wonder just wanted to be Ray Charles so bad he didn't pay attention in shop class, son

Don't care. Stevie Wonder brought us Superstition and the best bass line ever devised.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I stand by my statement. Freddie and Brian May were the real talent anyways.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Maple Syrup Rambo isn't nearly as cool as Chocolate Rambo. :911:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I thought he had more experience getting mud out of boots.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Meanwhile, in Mosul...

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/06/10/world/meast/iraq-violence/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I don't know if this is hilarious or sad. The government has lost the city and at least 500,000 people have fled at this point. The thing that is super funny to read are comments on news sites of people saying, "I told you so, this never would have happened under Saddam".

EBB fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Jun 11, 2014

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