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Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Chiefs should also sweep the Raiders, regardless of how well Clowney does.

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Cardinals are going to win the NFC West. :getin:

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx
Packers go 19-0 and win the Super Bowl.

















Packers bitch

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
My team beats your team. Your team sucks.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Chiche becomes the best poster on TFF. A brain tumor is found to be pressing on his frontal lobe shortly before the Super Bowl and he passes away gently in his sleep surrounded by friends and family.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Peter King/Jaxon de Ville twitter feud results in King screaming "Cocksucker" on Sunday Night Football.

smuggler
Apr 23, 2007
INSULTING THE PACKERS IS NOT AGAINST FORUM RULES, MORON


A female football player emerges and everyone cringes at the thought of talking heads the world over, but we are all saved from the grating diatribe because everyone something as the rapture occurs.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
I think the Lions will have a lucky year and go 9-7, but not make any playoff games.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

sweet thursday posted:

Chiche becomes the best poster on TFF. A brain tumor is found to be pressing on his frontal lobe shortly before the Super Bowl and he passes away gently in his sleep surrounded by friends and family.

You lost me at friends. :colbert:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Febreeze posted:

Clowney sucks
New Orleans wins the superbowl
Kaep gets hurt
David Wilson is dead
The texans stay at the bottom
Seattle implodes and Russell has a poo poo year
AP hits the wall
Vick sucks
RG3 doesn't look much better than last year
Sean Lee plays all 16 games
Bortles is the best rookie QB
A well known TFF poster gets banned after going bonkers in a GDT
Panthers have the #1 defense and the #32 offense
CARDINALS WIN THE WEST

Division Winners:
Philly
Packers
Saints
Cards
Pats
Steelers
Colts
Mannings

Come at me motherfuckers

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

smuggler
Apr 23, 2007
INSULTING THE PACKERS IS NOT AGAINST FORUM RULES, MORON


NFC East
4 - Eagles

NFC North
2 - Packers

NFC South
3 - Saints
6 - Panthers

NFC West
1 - 49ers
5 - Seahawks

AFC East
4 - Patriots

AFC North
3 - Bengals
6 - Browns

AFC South
2 - Colts

AFC West
1 - Chargers
5 - Broncos

Wildcard

Saints over Panthers
Seahawks over Eagles

Browns over Bengals
Broncos over Patriots

Divisional

Packers over Seahawks
49ers over Saints

Chargers over Browns
Colts over Broncos

Championship

49ers over Packers

Colts over Chargers

Super Bowl

49ers over Colts

Awards

OPotY - Aaron Rodgers
DPotY - Earl Thomas
ORotY - Brandin Cooks
DRotY - Jadaveon Clowney

SB MVP - Colin Kaepernick

E: Obviously changed my mind on Arizona. Sorry Cards.

smuggler fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Mar 29, 2014

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

smuggler posted:


AFC West
1 - Chargers
5 - Broncos


:stare:

smuggler
Apr 23, 2007
INSULTING THE PACKERS IS NOT AGAINST FORUM RULES, MORON


They matched up well against the Broncos and there are bound to be crazy things happening in 2014, so why not?

Gerty
Jun 11, 2013

by XyloJW
Plus I've heard that it might just be Their Year.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
TFF ends up not really existing. This is all a delusion in Chiche's mind as he remains a patient at the mental hospital he believed he worked at like in Shutter Island

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Intruder posted:

TFF ends up not really existing. This is all a delusion in Chiche's mind as he remains a patient at the mental hospital he believed he worked at like in Shutter Island

Tell me, who is Titus Young? You've got a patient 16. I want to know where he is! TAKE ME TO HIM!:cop:

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
They've been too close to it so I'm going to predict that the Patriots go to yet another Super Bowl.

I'll also predict that Eli won't be there to stop him in our greatest time of need.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Titans are going to upset the Colts and Texans and win the South.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Wouldn't exactly be an upset to finish above the team that just drafted #1 overall

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
This is it. The year. The year the Bengals finally win a playoff game.


-Me, 2004

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Eifert Posting posted:

This is it. The year. The year the Bengals finally win a playoff game.


-Me, 2004

Same but every year since 1989.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
If you thought the Bengals were winning a playoff game at any time from 92 to 2002 the problem was not with the Bengals.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Eifert Posting posted:

If you thought the Bengals were winning a playoff game at any time from 92 to 2002 the problem was not with the Bengals.

Ki-jana Carter and Alkali Smith were the answers, man. We wasted Carl Pickens.

Also i was young and optimistic

Crazed
Oct 2, 2005

The angriest of birds

smuggler posted:

Cardinals make it to the playoffs. Eh, I'll say they make it to the NFC divisional round.

Well yeah, since they'll have a bye. :smugbird:

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Ramadu posted:

Cardinals are going to win the NFC West. :getin:

Cardinals play the first home Superbowl :colbert:

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Has a team ever won the Super Bowl/championship on home soil since the days that the host city became a neutral team every year?

Because the Riders just won the Grey Cup at home and it was ppppp sweet :smug:

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Dallas will go 8-8 and blow it in week 17 to a division rival

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Rasczak posted:

Dallas will go 8-8 and blow it in week 17 to a division rival

Well that goes without saying.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Rasczak posted:

Dallas will go 8-8 and blow it in week 17 to a division rival

The Seahawks will play 16 games in the regular season.
Eli Manning will throw a lot of picks.
San Diego will have lots of sunshine and no postseason success.
The Patriots will win the East.

ARCDad
Jul 22, 2007
Not to be confused with poptartin
The Browns will manage to go an entire 365 days, from the day of the 2014 draft, without doing something stupid/embarrassing.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

momtartin posted:

The Browns will manage to go an entire 365 days, from the day of the 2014 draft, without doing something stupid/embarrassing.

Ha Ha Ha, no.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

momtartin posted:

The Browns will manage to go an entire 365 days, from the day of the 2014 draft, without doing something stupid/embarrassing.

the only way this happens is if Haslam gets indicted and forced to sell the team before then, so nope.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

sweet thursday posted:

Has a team ever won the Super Bowl/championship on home soil since the days that the host city became a neutral team every year?

Because the Riders just won the Grey Cup at home and it was ppppp sweet :smug:

In the super bowl era nobody has even played one at home.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer
A Brady vs. Manning game will happen sometime in the postseason.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Hunt11 posted:

A Brady vs. Manning game will happen sometime in the postseason.

It will be the Superbowl

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Lee Harvey Oswald posted:

Packers go 19-0 and win the Super Bowl.

















Packers bitch

100% down with this.

Especially when they end up beating the Broncos in said super bowl. Revenge for 1997, motherfuckers :black101:

Skillface
Oct 7, 2012
Whatever the Washington Original Americans achieve this year will be leaps and bounds better than the dumpster fire that this past year was, because it is very exciting to have a first round draft pick for 2014 (as of right now).

For RG3, I'm going to predict with a full offseason and zero hype he achieves somewhere in the middle between 2012 and 2013.

I'll have to look again when the actual schedule comes out for the bye week and whatnot, but right now I'm gonna say anywhere between 4-12 and 7-9, and 3rd/4th in the division. It's the NFC East so who the gently caress knows.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Qwijib0 posted:

Cardinals play the first home Superbowl :colbert:

I was just being realistic for the rest of these teams. I want them to have some semblance of hope when the Cardinals crush everyone and go 19-0 win at home and they shut the NFL down for safety reasons.

Toymachine
Jul 2, 2007

Warning - Posts created under the influence of Codeine and/or Skittles
The Raiders go 12-4 and beat the Seahawks in the Super Bowl. Dennis Allen wins Coach of the Year. Reggie McKenzie signs a major deal to film football's equivalent to Moneyball based on the 2014 Raider team. Raiders proceed to go 4-12 for the next 10 years.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Toymachine posted:

The Raiders go 12-4 and beat the Seahawks in the Super Bowl. Dennis Allen wins Coach of the Year. Reggie McKenzie signs a major deal to film football's equivalent to Moneyball based on the 2014 Raider team. Raiders proceed to go 4-12 for the next 10 years.

Except that following the Moneyball example, it was the other team in the AL West that won the World Series that year. So it'll be the other California team in the AFC West to win the Superbowl.

:getin:

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