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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Bengals repeat as #1 defense in the AFC, finally win a playoff game on a hugely controversial call. Get eliminated in Divisional round by, iunno, the Colts.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Eifert Posting posted:

Bengals repeat as #1 defense in the AFC, finally win a playoff game on a hugely controversial call. Get eliminated in Divisional round by, iunno, the Colts.

Bengals will have the best defense in the AFC, but only 5th best in the league.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chichevache posted:

Bengals will have the best defense in the AFC, but only 5th best in the league.

They won't have either of those things

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

The Miami Dolphins will go 7-9 or 8-8 and I will spend too much time trying to convince everyone that we were THIS close to being a playoff team.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Ravens will go 9-7. 7 of those wins will be in the first half of the season, and they will back into the playoffs on a missed field goal by another team in the hunt.

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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:backtowork:
Revis will end up being the second best corner on the pats

ChewyLSB
Jan 13, 2008

Destroy the core
We will witness the Miracle at the Linc in the Week 17 Redskins Eagles win and in game.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

ChewyLSB posted:

We will witness the Miracle at the Linc in the Week 17 Redskins Eagles win and in game.

Oh god I hope so. I wouldn't even be mad if it ended up getting the primetime slot over a Niners Hawks matchup for the West.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Jeremy Maclin will have more receiving yards and TDs than DeSean Jackson.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

NotWearingPants posted:

Jeremy Maclin will have more receiving yards and TDs than DeSean Jackson.

Only because rg3 vultures all the goal line situations.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

NotWearingPants posted:

Jeremy Maclin will have more receiving yards and TDs than DeSean Jackson.

I wouldn't be surprised if this happen either.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
No QB will throw 50 TDs this season. Peyton's new record will be quite safe. For now.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Chichevache posted:

Oh god I hope so. I wouldn't even be mad if it ended up getting the primetime slot over a Niners Hawks matchup for the West.

That won't happen because a certain more popular team will be losing its win-and-in game that evening.

Randandal
Feb 26, 2009

Jason Garrett keeps his job for no loving reason.

Randandal fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Apr 8, 2014

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Randandal posted:

Jason Garrett keeps his job for no loving reason.

All Of This Has Happened Before And Will Happen Again.

LEGO Genetics
Oct 8, 2013

She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs
The Chiefs gain a Wild Card spot.

They lose.

Again.

Alex Smith has a career game.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Johnny football doesn't finish the season healthy

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Johnny football doesn't finish the season healthy

How's he getting hurt from the bench? Is he gonna Kolb himself on a floor mat?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

shiksa posted:

How's he getting hurt from the bench? Is he gonna Kolb himself on a floor mat?

My prediction is JFF won't be riding the bench for the entire season wherever he ends up.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Johnny football doesn't finish the season healthy

Johnny finishes the season in perfect health, having won OROTY, hoisting the Lombardi trophy

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Alouicious posted:

Johnny finishes the season in perfect health, having won OROTY, hoisting the Lombardi trophy

I'm down with that

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
It would likely be with the Browns so gently caress that.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It would likely be with the Browns so gently caress that.

Oh come now, be civil.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It would likely be with the Browns so gently caress that.

You have 2 rings with our franchise so gently caress off.





























Just kidding I hate the Steelers more.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Alouicious posted:

Johnny finishes the season in perfect health, having won OROTY, hoisting the Lombardi trophy

On the Chiefs, if we're dreaming.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Parmesan Basil posted:

On the Chiefs, if we're dreaming.

naturally ;)

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Flikken posted:

You have 2 rings with our franchise so gently caress off.





























Just kidding I hate the Steelers more.

Browns fans are great, especially the ones here. Its just that your success would hurt the Ravens so I'm not that big a fan of the idea. If Flacco gets injured than by all means win the Superbowl, but otherwise I feel totally justified in my unreasonable greed.

I'm terrified that Bridgewater will go to Cleveland and dominate for a decade.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I'm totally cool with the Browns getting a ring immediately after the Bengals.

Hell, if I thought Browns fans wouldn't be super obnoxious about it (I'm picturing undefeated Dolphins level gloating) I'd be OK with them winning one the year before us. Browns fans deserve it.

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 04:55 on Apr 9, 2014

smuggler
Apr 23, 2007
INSULTING THE PACKERS IS NOT AGAINST FORUM RULES, MORON


Just look at all these bombass AFCN fans. Seriously.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
I'm a Bengals fan from out of the area so I'm never exposed to AFCN fans and I really only dislike the Cowboys and Cardinals. The Steelers have to sort of ownership I would kill for, the Browns had Jim Brown, and the Ravens are pretty cool just in general.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Randandal posted:

Jason Garrett keeps his job for no loving reason.

Well gently caress you too pal :mad:

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

smuggler posted:

Just look at all these bombass AFCN fans. Seriously.

We have one unifying force, our undying hatred of the Steelers.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I'm really counting on Pittsburgh taking Lewan in the first. Their piece of poo poo per cool guy ratio has been out of whack ever since Ward and Harrison left.

I'll hate them no matter what but sometimes you just feel silly rooting against this guy

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Flikken posted:

We have one unifying force, our undying hatred of the Steelers.

the NFCN has that with the Packers but you don't see nearly as much solidarity.

The Incredible Ed
Nov 12, 2006

The way of a sluggard is like a hedge of thorns, but the path of the upright is a level highway.

computer parts posted:

the NFCN has that with the Packers but you don't see nearly as much solidarity.

Every team in the NFCN hates every other team in the NFCN.

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

The Incredible Ed posted:

Every team in the NFCN hates every other team in the NFCN.

Vikings and Lions I don't really see a whole lot of rivalry between

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

swickles posted:

All Of This Has Happened Before And Will Happen Again.

time...is a flat circle

The Incredible Ed
Nov 12, 2006

The way of a sluggard is like a hedge of thorns, but the path of the upright is a level highway.

FeedingHam2Cats posted:

Vikings and Lions I don't really see a whole lot of rivalry between

There is also not a lot of intellectual debate among dolts and fools.

Gnarly Bae Jepsen
Jul 12, 2007

Manic Pixie Dick Girl

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I'm really counting on Pittsburgh taking Lewan in the first. Their piece of poo poo per cool guy ratio has been out of whack ever since Ward and Harrison left.

There is no way we take either a cornerback or super tall receiver (this includes Ebron) in the first round.

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

In a surprise move Putin will use Russia's considerable oil wealth to produce a team of all-russian football players. Using forbidden soviet science these players will have inhuman strength and agility and will easily crush all american teams. Then the 32 owners will initiate Operation: ALL PRO and combine forces to summon the greatest football team ever assembled. Will it be enough to stop the resurgent soviet menace? Find out this fall.

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