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anime gently caress pillow posted:On the plus side, you guys probably open with a win! That was KC's schedule last year edit: And that's not even taking into account the fact that there was like a five week stretch where KC played teams starting their backup or third string QB
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:Carolina over Denver If only. Would suck for Fox to lose a third Super Bowl to the first team he went to the Super Bowl with.
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The Lions are the only NFC North team to improve their record from 2012 to 2013, so they'll probably just finish 7-9 again unless Calvin gets injured.
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2014 bengals predictions regular season: who cares but we make the playoffs playoffs: lose in the wild card round to the...*rolls 15-sided die* the raiders? ok sure whatever
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:2014 bengals predictions coincidentally, the last time you had won a playoff game you played against the Raiders and Bo injured his hip and was forced to retire and we were crushed by the Bills in the AFC Championship game so take your pick: DMC or MJD or wildcard halfback rookie
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LEGO Genetics posted:coincidentally, the last time you had won a playoff game you played against the Raiders and Bo injured his hip and was forced to retire and we were crushed by the Bills in the AFC Championship game Oh the Bengals ruined Bo? That playoff drought is well deserved.
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Blitz7x posted:
Alex Smith nearly lost us four of those first nine. gently caress him
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:AFC East 
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Toymachine posted:The Raiders go 12-4 and beat the Seahawks in the Super Bowl. Dennis Allen wins Coach of the Year. Reggie McKenzie signs a major deal to film football's equivalent to Moneyball based on the 2014 Raider team. Raiders proceed to go 4-12 for the next 10 years. I'd be okay with this because it means the broncos, pats, steelers, packers, niners, and cards all getting humiliated en route to the SB
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Well Ross just predicted a better season for the Jets than any Jets fan would dare do.
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FizFashizzle posted:If the panthers beat john fox in the Super Bowl I will lick my own poo poo What is it with tff and licking poo poo?
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Brady and Manning will end up retiring in the same year.
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Steelers' Schedule with My Predictions Win, Sept. 7 Cleveland Browns Win, Sept. 11 at Baltimore Ravens (Thu) Loss, Sept. 21 at Carolina Panthers Win, Sept. 28 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Win, Oct. 5 at Jacksonville Jaguars Win, Oct. 12 at Cleveland Browns Win, Oct. 20 Houston Texans (Mon) Loss, Oct. 26 Indianapolis Colts Loss, Nov. 2 Baltimore Ravens Win, Nov. 9 at New York Jets Win, Nov. 17 at Tennessee Titans (Mon) Nov. 23 BYE Loss, Nov. 30 New Orleans Saints Loss, Dec. 7 at Cincinnati Bengals Win, Dec. 14 at Atlanta Falcons Win, Dec. 21 Kansas City Chiefs Win, Dec. 28 Cincinnati Bengals 2014 record: 11-5 I'm assuming Steelers split series with Ravens and Bengals this year while taking losses to the Colts, Saints and Panthers. Is this prediction overly optimistic? Of course it is.
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Febreeze posted:Clowney sucks Hahahaha I already got one wrong
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Febreeze posted:Hahahaha I already got one wrong I'm just going to assume that what happened to Lee was somehow your fault 
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Ok so panthers fans are furious that they're cursed now, right?
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Bills 2014 @Bears - Loss Dolphins - Win Chargers - Loss @Texans - Win @Lions - Loss Patriots - Loss Vikings - Win @Jets - Win Chiefs - Win @Dolphins - Loss Jets - Loss Browns - Win @Broncos - Loss Packers - Loss @Raiders - Win @Patriots - Third Stringers Win 8-8 
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If the Bengals lose their first playoff game I may have an actual real life meltdown. Would be awkward and all 'cause ours is longer. VVV Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 06:58 on May 29, 2014 |
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Eifert Posting posted:If the Bengals lose their first playoff game I may have an actual real life meltdown. You get used to it. By that I mean you never get used to it. Don't make me compare playoff loss streaks again.
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Tremendous Taste posted:Bills 2014 Aca scuse me?
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Blitz7x posted:Aca scuse me? I was thinking the same thing about the Browns Edit: I went back and checked and we lose to the bills more often than not. Consider my objection withdrawn. Flikken fucked around with this message at 15:53 on May 29, 2014 |
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Bills weren't that bad a team last year and they mortgaged the future stupidly to get considerably better in the short term. lol bills and all but they had a pretty strong defense last year even before Byrd returned and were held back by their offense. Ideally Watkins and the new o-line additions make them an average offense while the addition of Brandon Spikes makes a good defense better No offense to the raiders but a Matt Schaub led team in 2014 doesn't frighten me much
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Tremendous Taste posted:Bills weren't that bad a team last year and they mortgaged the future stupidly to get considerably better in the short term.
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INSPECTAH DECK posted:Watkins is still a rookie WR and those aren't big immediate helps. That isn't entirely true. 
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INSPECTAH DECK posted:Watkins is still a rookie WR and those aren't big immediate helps. Williams for Johnson is roughly an even trade and the line got better And sure Watkins is a rookie but he's for sure a top-5 talent in his draft and that's a bit different than some 3rd rounder or even a late first developing
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korrandark posted:That isn't entirely true. Keenan Allen is so drat good.
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:Keenan Allen is so drat good. He keeps alive my childish dream that I could competently run an NFL team. 
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So curious how he's gonna do next year
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AAA DOLFAN posted:So curious how he's gonna do next year Me too. 
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Browns prediction will remain unchanged: Browns will go 5-11 and forever stay in the special type of hell where they're bad enough to be drafting in the top 5/top 10, but not bad enough to actually draft a player that will actually be a difference maker. FuzzySkinner fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Aug 24, 2014 |
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The Seahawks look good. Really good. I was originally worried about the nasty schedule they had, but with recent injuries/issues with the scarier teams they will be facing this year I am very optimistic. Gonna say 12 to 13 wins in the regular season. Yes, I'm a bit of a homer, why do you ask?
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You know what, gently caress it, let's go. If I had more money I'd put more up for this but I'm pretty poor so yeah - $1 for each game I get wrong goes to the charity of choice for the first person who calls me out on this poo poo after the season ends. If the Packers win the Super Bowl I'll double it, I'll find a way even if I have to sell something. W1: @Seahawks - W, The Seahawks don't scare me with these new rules, they can't mug everyone anymore W2: Jets - W, lol W3: @Lions - L, gently caress the Lions scare me. They are the most dangerous team in this division other than us now W4: @Bears - L, and seriously gently caress the Bears I hope I'm wrong on this one W5: Vikings - W, lol W6: @Dolphins - W, I still don't believe the Dolphins are very good W7: Panthers - W, they are gonna regress from last year W8: @Saints - L, I just hope they don't beat us by 30 W10: Bears - W, I don't think they can win in Lambeau W11: Eagles - W, Not in Lambeau, probably not even in Philly W12: @Vikings - W, It's still the Vikings. W13: Patriots - W, REVENGE FOR 2010, Hopefully this time Rodgers is on the field W14: Falcons - W, haha seriously W15: @Bills - W, it's the Bills W16: @Bucs - L, because it's Lovie loving Smith and this totally looks like a trap game W17: Lions - W, gently caress you, you're not sweeping us 12-4 if Rodgers doesn't die. 11-5 if something goes wrong. 7-9 or some other bullshit if something horrible happens. Go Pack Go.
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Fenrir posted:W8: @Saints - L, I just hope they don't beat us by 30 I have this one penciled in as a Saints loss on my Saints prediction board, just FYI.
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ulmont posted:I have this one penciled in as a Saints loss on my Saints prediction board, just FYI. I would too if it were in Lambeau, but... eh, not in NO.
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Fenrir posted:I would too if it were in Lambeau, but... eh, not in NO. Rodgers is a beast indoors. It'll be a shootout. Packers defense needs to earn my trust. I just can't see them slowing down Brees. Graham will burn past AJ Hawk all night.
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Leon Einstein posted:Rodgers is a beast indoors. It'll be a shootout. Packers defense needs to earn my trust. I just can't see them slowing down Brees. Graham will burn past AJ Hawk all night. Hahahaha Jimmy Graham will be covered by a cornerback/safety duo all game.
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Leon Einstein posted:Rodgers is a beast indoors. It'll be a shootout. Packers defense needs to earn my trust. I just can't see them slowing down Brees. Graham will burn past AJ Hawk all night.
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@ Ravens W: Ravens haven't seen Hue's offense yet and it compensates for Dalton's corvidophobia. vs. Falcons W: Atlanta's defense isn't good enough to compensate. vs. Titans W: Titans are barely a football team. BYE W: The Bengals have never lost during a bye week. @ Patriots W: Bengals are 1:0 in games vs Tom Brady that I chose to remember. vs. Panthers W: Cam just doesn't compare physically to the Red Rifle. @ Colts W: Luck is overrated. vs. Ravens W: The Ravens are just the new Browns and the Browns have never won anything. vs. Jaguars W: The Jaguars will have announced their move to Brisbane at this point and won't be playing for anything. vs. Browns W: The Browns are the old ravens and as of 2000 the Ravens hadn't won anything. @ Saints W: The Saints are still emotionally drained from Katrina and will be unable to focus on the game. @ Texans W: If the Texans can't win with Pro Bowl star Matt Schaub, how can they win without? @ Buccaneers W: Michael Johnson and Anthony Collin's deployment as sleeper agents is finally revealed. vs. Steelers W: Andy Dalton's game is good enough to gain consent prior. @ Browns W: Fun fact: The Browns have never beaten the Bengals ever. vs. Broncos W: Manning's tendency to choke in key situations slightly edges out Dalton's tendency to choke in key situations. @ Steelers W: The Bengals play their third stringers but still win when the Steelers all simultaneously suffer a crisis of individuality and show up the Penguins game. Regular season: 17-0 Divisional round: The Bengals never actually play their game after the league eliminates them in the wildcard round through force of habit.
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