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WindmillSlayer

LappyDore64 posted:

i'll do an r/l dare if anybody has a good idea that won't get me arrested

Print out a mra sign, deface it in a humorous way, and post it on. Public bulletin board

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breadingbutter

by Ralp

my new dog posted:



you are now somehow the president of the usa what do you do and will you run for a second term

well i'm a democratic socialist with pro-green morals... my mandate would include progressive education reform, focusing on scientifically accepted models of the world economy in the 21st century and the will of the people of the nation on the direction that the reform would take. industrially i would focus on clean energy mandates, trading with the EU states and utilizing the best technology available to make transportation cheaper for everyone. I would research methods to make food available to every citizen (non-citizens are not the responsibility of the government, sorry, but if you wanna apply you are free to do so) make work less of a necessity for the masses (now that the production base has moved to the east), making what work we do more attractive and actually productive instead of being used to support an archaic, decaying system. education would raise your status within the government, we will be effective communicators, spiritually welcome internationally and well versed in systems biological, mechanical, technological.
the military would be modernized and made more efficient. this project goes far beyond a single or double term. research would be done.
long-term goals include pollution cleanup, insuring water supply on a geological scale, reform of consumer culture and the growth economy, effective public education in line with the goals of the people instead of the goals of the machine.


hm that's all i could come up with on the spot.

oh, a second term... yeah whatever.

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
drat you had it all thought out good poo poo

breadingbutter

by Ralp

my new dog posted:

drat you had it all thought out good poo poo

well yeah what's goin' on with you? :)

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
might go to bed soon classes start early 2morrow

I Dunno

my new dog posted:

if you could hug one person right now who would it be

do cats count as a person b/c i'd like to hug my silly cat even if he tries to escape. he won't though 'cause he's chill and likes hugs

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
cats arent people tho but ill let it slide.... for now >:3

saboten

Korean Boomhauer posted:

make a public toilets thread for http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=211

to like swap info about which ones are safe or clean etc.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3623522

WindmillSlayer

Truth me

Korean Boomhauer

yesssssss

I Dunno

my new dog posted:

cats arent people tho but ill let it slide.... for now >:3

:niggly:

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo

what are your best qualities

WindmillSlayer

my new dog posted:

what are your best qualities

Oh poo poo there are so few. I'm really quite charismatic around people 25+ so probably that.

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
lemme rework that Q 4 U: what are your 5 best qualities

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in what year was the declaration of independence signed

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wikipedia

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo

you are on your knees in the oval office and obama says if you suck my dick i will make weed legal in thw whole world.. will you do it

saboten

truth

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo

in front of you are two buttons.. one button gives you 100 million dollars another makes a passenger plane full of kids and families going to disney world fall out of the sky.. you do not know which button does what.. wil you push a button or walk away

something9999

my new dog posted:

you are on your knees in the oval office and obama says if you suck my dick i will make weed legal in thw whole world.. will you do it

No. I have enough personal access to weed regardless of its legality. I also believe that it will be decriminalized if not legalized in the regions of the world that I'll likely inhabit anyway.

saboten

my new dog posted:

in front of you are two buttons.. one button gives you 100 million dollars another makes a passenger plane full of kids and families going to disney world fall out of the sky.. you do not know which button does what.. wil you push a button or walk away

:smith: i'd probably walk away like a fuckin chump

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




Struth

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo

you can see the future and you are walking past a homeless man.. if you give him money he will turn his life around become a scientist and cure all cancer but he will also run you and your kids over in a car accident 10 years from now in his fancy new car... what do you do


ok im going to bed keep playing if you want to :)

WindmillSlayer

-charismatic occasionally
-good at writing if I try
-I'm good at building poo poo
-my rear end and legs are amazing
-I can and have many times changed my mind on issues after being presented with superior arguments.

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Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




my new dog posted:

you can see the future and you are walking past a homeless man.. if you give him money he will turn his life around become a scientist and cure all cancer but he will also run you and your kids over in a car accident 10 years from now in his fancy new car... what do you do


ok im going to bed keep playing if you want to :)

Go to carls jr. and eat a burger

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