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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > No More Drake > Musician's Lounge > Serious Musician-to-Musician Discussion ITT all the time
 
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massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

 The best thing about being a musician is how impressed everyone is when I take my acoustic guitar to parties.

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massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

Griff Lee posted:

I'm a creeeeeeeep

I'm a weirrrrdoooo


I remember one time I took up a band wanted ad it was a guy who auditioned by singing this song, its a deceptively hard song to sing though because its all up in weird places in a singers range, especially when you get to the "run, run runnn, RUUUUUUUUUUN" bit which is loving appalling if you're a very bad singer and he was. Anyway thats my band wanted ad story.

massive spider fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Apr 9, 2014

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massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

 Its just a dubstep drop short of perfection.

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massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

Smash it Smash hit posted:

doesn't matter how well you play, just put a bunch efx on and look confident.

Effects are for scrubs who cant play.

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massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

cname posted:

I'm honestly surprised this isn't a popular scam. Spend all day walking around Guitar Center in a suit, with a brief case, looking to sign local talent.

"Thing is, last opening act bailed at the last minute, so the venue wants a $250 deposit just to be sure you'll show up to perform. Once the show is over, you'll get $500 in return, so you'll be making $250 for yourself, if you're willing to proceed."

Aspiring musicians are the most desperate, ignorant, gullible, drug-addled morons on the face of the earth. Most of which are living off their parent's income.

This is called emergenza.

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