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Of course it will be a main event. By the time it happens I wouldn't be surprised to see the two countries' militaries involved.
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outy posted:Turns out that Jon Jones is a goon, he read this thread and it has made him realise the error of his ways. His eye-pokes were accidental, but he admits that he could have prevented them and will endeavour to fight with a greater respect for his opponents in future. I don't know if you can credibly play "u mad bro?" after you're caught internet-stalking a random Swedish teenager for insulting you on twitter, but it is a good effort.
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outy posted:Turns out that Jon Jones is a goon, he read this thread and it has made him realise the error of his ways. His eye-pokes were accidental, but he admits that he could have prevented them and will endeavour to fight with a greater respect for his opponents in future. Stop it, Jon. You're starting to make me like you.
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acejackson42 posted:Edit: I base this all on Wand apparently being one of the nicest guys on the planet Unless you are a teenager who dares hit him in sparring or a person who dared make eye contact in the roid ragey days between 1999 and 2007.
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outy posted:Turns out that Jon Jones is a goon, he read this thread and it has made him realise the error of his ways. His eye-pokes were accidental, but he admits that he could have prevented them and will endeavour to fight with a greater respect for his opponents in future. He missed a golden opportunity to end the video by saying "I'm the dirtiest player in the game. WOOOO!"
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Sprecherscrow posted:He missed a golden opportunity to end the video by saying "I'm the dirtiest player in the game. WOOOO!" golden opportunity to roidtech, imo.
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masato tatanka posted:golden opportunity to roidtech, imo. This vid could be the new roidtech. Not that we need a new roidtech.
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Apr 30, 2014 14:02
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For the uninitiated, what is happening in the roidtech vid? Looks like a sloppy takedown/float over something or other, but I know next to nothing of who's in the vid or what was attempted.
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BlueArmyMan posted:For the uninitiated, what is happening in the roidtech vid? Looks like a sloppy takedown/float over something or other, but I know next to nothing of who's in the vid or what was attempted. roidtech's mysteries are not meant to be solved. It is to be appreciated for what it is.
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BlueArmyMan posted:For the uninitiated, what is happening in the roidtech vid? Looks like a sloppy takedown/float over something or other, but I know next to nothing of who's in the vid or what was attempted. it's something of an initiation. it's so loving great and stupid it exists on an abstract plane of mma. it was what overeem / mir was supposed to be; an amalgamation of supreme effort and inevitable uselessness. it is our soul. have patience, grasshopper, you will see it
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I mean I don't care about the shoulder crank thing but knowingly and repeatedly trying to rake your opponents eyes isn't really something people just 'complain' about and it's just an expression of the fact that well known and well liked fighters basically can ignore the rules because whatever bald white guy is reffing the fight is just going to yell 'hey close your hands last warning!' ninety times while Jon Jones jams his french manicured bitchtalons into his opponent's eyes. Jose Aldo was literally airborne and holding onto the fence like a looney tune and the ref saw fit to punish him by making a strange animal grunt at him.
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BlueArmyMan posted:For the uninitiated, what is happening in the roidtech vid? Looks like a sloppy takedown/float over something or other, but I know next to nothing of who's in the vid or what was attempted. acejackson42 posted:I think the whole Chael-Wanderlei thing comes down to this - these are two guys who are actually good friends outside of the camera and are pranking each other relentlessly leading up to their fight, taking nothing seriously along the way, knowing everyone will believe everything as real because of the TV. TV never ever lies or is set up to look fake. Ever. You are very wrong.
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outy posted:Turns out that Jon Jones is a goon, he read this thread and it has made him realise the error of his ways. His eye-pokes were accidental, but he admits that he could have prevented them and will endeavour to fight with a greater respect for his opponents in future. Jon Jones, if you are reading this thread please do more of this. Thank you.
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outy posted:Turns out that Jon Jones is a goon, he read this thread and it has made him realise the error of his ways. His eye-pokes were accidental, but he admits that he could have prevented them and will endeavour to fight with a greater respect for his opponents in future. If Jon just embraced his inner oval office it would change just about everything besides,  , the homophobia.
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-Atom- posted:If Jon just embraced his inner oval office it would change just about everything besides, My sarcasm-dar is in the shop. But I agree he would be infinitely more likable if he just embraced the dick. ...except for the homophobia thing.
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BlueArmyMan posted:For the uninitiated, what is happening in the roidtech vid? Looks like a sloppy takedown/float over something or other, but I know next to nothing of who's in the vid or what was attempted. It's two old muscle guys "wrestling" but actually they just fall over while one yells "ARgh! Dang it!" That's pretty funny I guess.
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Keven. Just. Keven posted:It's two old muscle guys "wrestling" but actually they just fall over while one yells "ARgh! Dang it!" That's pretty funny I guess. These days one is the World's Best (Kinda a Drunk) Dad while the other is a staph infection with legs.
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Are you kidding? They're slamming people at HAMMERHOUSE like no place else. I've found a clip that is proof! http://goo.gl/yaQkl9
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outy posted:Turns out that Jon Jones is a goon, he read this thread and it has made him realise the error of his ways. His eye-pokes were accidental, but he admits that he could have prevented them and will endeavour to fight with a greater respect for his opponents in future. shirt off, tongue out
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Mr. Nice! posted:Are you kidding? They're slamming people at HAMMERHOUSE like no place else. I've found a clip that is proof! http://goo.gl/yaQkl9 is anyone using this as their ringtone or SMS sound yet?
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So what are some other fights he's had where "Jon Jones' eye rakes" are a thing? I don't remember it being an issue with him in previous fights, but then again I haven't seen all of them. It'll be a good excuse to actually use UFC Fight Pass, if nothing else.
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obeyasia posted:is anyone using this as their ringtone or SMS sound yet? I used to but it scared the poo poo out of my dog and would make him hide under the couch so I had to change it.
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Mazzagatti2Hotty posted:So what are some other fights he's had where "Jon Jones' eye rakes" are a thing? I don't remember it being an issue with him in previous fights, but then again I haven't seen all of them. It'll be a good excuse to actually use UFC Fight Pass, if nothing else. He tried it against Gus but got punched in the face due to Gus' reach being about the same. But he's done it in all his fights to various degrees.
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outy posted:Turns out that Jon Jones is a goon, he read this thread and it has made him realise the error of his ways. His eye-pokes were accidental, but he admits that he could have prevented them and will endeavour to fight with a greater respect for his opponents in future. Jones....Owns?
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coconono posted:Jones....Owns? John "Bones" Jones Owns Bones, Jones.
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It is known
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Really the only things I have against Jon Jones are the PPV he torpedoed and that he uses splayed open fingers to control head movement standing.
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Mazzagatti2Hotty posted:So what are some other fights he's had where "Jon Jones' eye rakes" are a thing? I don't remember it being an issue with him in previous fights, but then again I haven't seen all of them. It'll be a good excuse to actually use UFC Fight Pass, if nothing else. Here are some gifs I found... Shogun Rampage Gus Rashad Machida He likes to use his reach to rake his fingers over a fighters face as they come forward which leads to a lot of eye pokes (unless you're Rampage, in which case he's going to eyepoke you just because).
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He literally rakes peoples eyes and/or threatens too in all his fights and abuses his stupid gangly arms. He is a big piece of poo poo who completely flusters peoples stand up game by cheating. If you want fight pass recommendations for fights where he does this, type in Jon Jones into the search bar.
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MycroftXXX posted:Here are some gifs I found... How dumb would it be to grab his wrist and kick the ribs?
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obeyasia posted:How dumb would it be to grab his wrist and kick the ribs? Not everyone at 205 has Dhalsim legs
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Apr 30, 2014 18:41
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Just drop down holding your eyes. Repeat three times and they'll put a belt round your waist.
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Someone punch he fingers
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Google Butt posted:Someone punch he fingers that's what i'm saying. or headbutt them, that would own more
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outy posted:Just drop down holding your eyes. Repeat three times and they'll put a belt round your waist. Reminder that Michael "The Count" Bisping literally gouged Alan Belcher's eye literally out of his head and was literally rewarded with a literal win. Also that Michael "The Count" Bisping literally cheated to beat a 40 year old Jorge Rivera and was literally rewarded with a literal win.
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Goddamn, I can't loving wait for this. I admit I don't really know to what extent Wandy's playing along to hype the fight vs. actually being pissed, but that's what makes it fun.
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Apr 30, 2014 18:58
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It does not own that Jon Jones is a petty cheater who hates gay people.
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obeyasia posted:How dumb would it be to grab his wrist and kick the ribs? Grab his forearm with both hands, pin his palm/splayed fingers against your forehead, then sprawl.
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