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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

I'm fairly sure that most people don'g put gsx-r motors in their smart cars

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

krispykremessuck posted:

I'm fairly sure that most people don'g put gsx-r motors in their smart cars

hahahahah

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
most people don'g
most people don'g
MOST PEOPLE DON'G
MOST PEOPLE DON'G

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
The original Don G

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

beanieson posted:

most people don'g
most people don'g
MOST PEOPLE DON'G
MOST PEOPLE DON'G

:slick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrnduGtgmc

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

*tries to follow a gentle curve in the track*

*flips*

*shatters into ten thousand plastic pieces*

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

at the date posted:

*tries to follow a gentle curve in the track*

*flips*

*shatters into ten thousand plastic pieces*

just put some training wheels on it

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
I got this cop that keeps busting me but the charges don't stick and I keep getting just probation lmao

Get owned

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
:eyepop:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Cole posted:

I got this cop that keeps busting me but the charges don't stick and I keep getting just probation lmao

Get owned

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

mr nice with the citizens arrest!

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Cole posted:

I got this cop that keeps busting me but the charges don't stick and I keep getting just probation lmao

Get owned

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmao

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004


Who the hell runs a 13.4 in a ferrari? My Subaru ran a 13.88 bone stock from the factory.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Whale Cancer posted:

Who the hell runs a 13.4 in a ferrari? My Subaru ran a 13.88 bone stock from the factory.

A teenager/middle aged chump learning to drive a standard

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
The gently caress is a Kawasaki GXR 1100

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
Just finished up a 15 hour shift, went out with a traffic unit for a bit of a change. Driving down a duel carriageway in a fully marked up 4x4 and some car cuts us up, we slam the anchors on and the driver has the cheek to pull up beside us and make the 'wanker' sign at the uniformed driver.

He get's pulled, police driver asks this guy if he's been drinking, the reply is "wind your neck in you oval office"

He is clearly wasted but can still walk normally

Get him back to the station

He blows a 172...

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

quote:

"wind your neck in you oval office"


Yup, using that.

deratomicdog
Nov 2, 2005

Fight to Fly. Fly to Fight. Fight to Win.

Grem posted:

Yup, using that.

He's clearly drunk I can't understand a word he's saying

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Grem posted:

Yup, using that.

"Wind your neck in" is a phrase usually uttered by police officers. I've rarely heard it being used by people who aren't police

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Someone tried to "swat" us yesterday. Helpful hint: people who just murdered their entire family and call to say they're afraid they might hurt themselves, they don't typically use skype to call dispatch. They also rarely have a group of giggling teenagers in the background.



The English language can be pretty cool sometimes :allears:

beanieson fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Apr 27, 2014

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

beanieson posted:

Someone tried to "swat" us yesterday. Helpful hint: people who just murdered their entire family and call to say they're afraid they might hurt themselves, they don't typically use skype to call dispatch. They also rarely have a group of giggling teenagers in the background.


The English language can be pretty cool sometimes :allears:

Pranks and all are great and I still love me a good prank phone call because I'm actually 10, but swatting is definitely one of the dumbest loving things I've ever heard of.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Pranks and all are great and I still love me a good prank phone call because I'm actually 10, but swatting is definitely one of the dumbest loving things I've ever heard of.

It's also been used a lot by grown loving adults against people they don't like politically or whatever, in hopes the cops will see red, just barge in and shoot them or their kids. I don't think it's happened yet but there have been close calls. Some guys have been hit repeatedly even after basically asking 911 dispatch to put them on the 'don't send SWAT here' list. It's pretty lovely.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

duel carriageway
slam the anchors on
has the cheek
'wanker'
"wind your neck in you oval office"

Is it wrong that I'm aroused?

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
I don't understand what it is about the way we speak that Americans like so much

SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur

Hezzy posted:

I don't understand what it is about the way we speak that Americans like so much

Apparently the same thing that all of my foreign female friends find so fascinating about the "California accent."

It's unusual and interesting to listen to. I hear it all the time and get so confused because I feel like my voice and mannerisms are relatively normal for a Californian. (Of course that's what I know and grew up with so it's completely normal for me.)

An English or Australian accent though almost always draws me to listen more closely to somebody because I love hearing it.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax
whip in action

http://imgur.com/gallery/TZEZO



whip is fat

WreckSov
Aug 26, 2011
The long chin of the law

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
he's gonna eat him

Tentacle Party
Jul 2, 2003

(breathing intensifies)
That massage was so relaxing he fell asleep! :eyepop:

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.
I'm horrified that you all are making fun of and joking about a serious situation where a police officer abused his authority and used excessive force on a peaceful college student.

Tentacle Party
Jul 2, 2003

(breathing intensifies)

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

I'm horrified that you all are making fun of and joking about a serious situation where a police officer abused his authority and used excessive force on a peaceful college student.

Ban this terrible troll.

Edit.

Tentacle Party fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Apr 28, 2014

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Hell Gem
They charged the choked guy with resisting arrest for going limp when he passed out.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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I've seen this image several times today. My question for the cop goons: if you were one of the two "non-choking" cops in this picture what would you do? Do you arrest the armed assailant? Do you stand there as a witness and do nothing like the two pictured? Other?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
For what it's worth, that guy's already been fired (not suspended, fired): http://www.wate.com/story/25354386/sheriffs-office-fires-deputy-in-ft-sanders-party-incident

Dunno if being a deputy means the union won't sue

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

Snowdens Secret posted:

For what it's worth, that guy's already been fired (not suspended, fired): http://www.wate.com/story/25354386/sheriffs-office-fires-deputy-in-ft-sanders-party-incident

Dunno if being a deputy means the union won't sue

To me, as a citizen, it means jack poo poo unless there are criminal charges and aggressive prosecution.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Take it to the ask a copgoon thread.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Take it to the ask a copgoon thread.

Whoops. Sorry I had the wrong thread.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Going on leave for a month. Yet another perk of being a civil servant. :smuggo:

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Going on leave for a month. Yet another perk of being a civil servant. :smuggo:

who did you shoot

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



Omar

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