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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
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Branis posted:

find out who posted it and burn their house down, posting personal info of coworkers is crossing a line.

Seriously. gently caress that guy.

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
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beanieson posted:

Just yesterday dispatch gave out my personal cell number to one of the registered sex offenders that I sometimes do status checks on :tipshat:

I'm glad my agency isn't allowed to give out any phone number that doesn't go to a hardline office number.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


sssssam

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
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:siren: Public Service Announcement :siren:

In case you guys don't bother to read the big red server announcements at the top of the page, CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS. OpenSSL had a major security breach that resulted in people being able to use a rather simple Python scripts to trawl for log-in/password information for any site that uses OpenSSL for security.

SA was effected by this but it was patched this morning, so any password you make now should be ok.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


fresh catchphrase posted:

Why don't you all just put your guns in your mouth then pull the trigger, severing your pigshit brain from your central nervous system?

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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College with guns and fast cars. We had a convenience store on base that sold cheap booze and we were 10 minutes from the beach. Best 6 month vacation ever.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


My PT instructor was one of the tougher ones there from talking to other people, but yeah the academic portion was on par with freshman year of college/high school, sadly. CITP is supposed to be more challenging :shrug:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


beanieson posted:

Fast cars? Crown Vic's are not fast cars.

We played with V8 chargers and PPV Tahoes on the pursuit tracks, only used the Crown Vic for the skid pad and NEVO.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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Please don't buy a house. Get out of your dumb, terrible state.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
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I drive around firing my gun into the air in quiet neighborhoods, so I'm probably not ok.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
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drilldo squirt posted:

That can't be safe dude.

Well yeah, I'm constantly cleaning dead birds off my windshield.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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Sorry, in this instance bird was code word for minorities. Didn't mean to confuse!!

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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drilldo squirt posted:

Also shooting guns is fun except when you go to a range and get stared down by those white dudes dressed in all black with their really cool guns.

Please don't badmouth TFR in GiP

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
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Will Light The Sky
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In case you didn't notice, today is opposite day. That means Mr. Nice! is actually Mr. Angry!!!!!

hth

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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He's not a cop, he's navy.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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Smiling Jack posted:

ask me about unions, income inequality and the general destruction of our oppressive economic system

I will ban anyone that does this. Namaste~

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


drilldo squirt posted:

Whats your opinion on unions protecting bad cops whip?

I am the bad cop, so its great! :thumbsup:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Also I'm really bad at math so everyone gets a $500 dollar ticket regardless of what they did.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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drilldo squirt posted:

Seriously, I'm kinda curious about this considering what you guys have said about what is apparently a really lovely union.

"Bad" cops doing illegal/hosed up poo poo tend to get rooted out and fired in my experience. DC has fired a bunch of cops recently for all kinds of poo poo and my agency has as well (though not in the last few years).

However there are also dumb cops and they're bad too, but they're not really doing anything wrong. They're just dumb. They're the kind of guy that gives the pregnant woman racing to the hospital a speeding ticket, that sort of thing. You don't like to work incidents with them because they'll just do/say dumb stuff that creates more work. The problem is none of what they're doing is a fireable offense, its more of a facepalm thing.

Example: I don't arrest people for weed. Not interested, not my thing. Whatever. If I have a couple guys with weed that I'm talking to I have a few coworkers I don't want to show up because I know they'll chastise them and just turn the incident into something it doesn't need to be.

Whip Slagcheek fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Apr 18, 2014

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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Yes

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
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Thin blue line, bitches.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

I looked at Mr. Nice!'s probation first so I though the other ones were legit. :negative:

:laffo: The joke that keeps on giving.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Dr_Amazing posted:

What's the deal with people getting arrested for resisting arrest? If that's the only thing he's getting charged with, why were they arresting him in the first place?

Wrong thread, the ask a copgoon thread is here.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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You guys are doing yourself a disservice if you're not constantly reading TCC, particularly the traveling with drugs thread. Hilarious. "Do you think I can get through customs with my weed??" :unsmigghh:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
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You're doing god's work, Grem.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
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NYPD Twitter photo contest backfires. :lol: How did you not see this coming, NYPD?

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Great now Shepherd and Snowden are going to breathlessly run in here to defend the tea party.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Cole posted:

I got this cop that keeps busting me but the charges don't stick and I keep getting just probation lmao

Get owned

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lmao

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Take it to the ask a copgoon thread.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Going on leave for a month. Yet another perk of being a civil servant. :smuggo:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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Omar

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

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I feel like that image is doctored? Don't you think the crowd of people around him would have a horrified look on their face seeing a guy turn into a human torch?

Edit: Nevermind!

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