April 14 Cop Thread: Police are basically the embodiment of white privilege.

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

find out who posted it and burn their house down, posting personal info of coworkers is crossing a line.

Just yesterday dispatch gave out my personal cell number to one of the registered sex offenders that I sometimes do status checks on :tipshat:

# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 15:57

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:43

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Homie S posted:

Thank god for Google Voice.

I just looked this up, looks like just a forwarding service... is there a way to send these calls directly to the text based voice mail where it doesn't actually ring your phone?

# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 20:53

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Smiling Jack posted:

Yes. You can also call out and text out from your regular phone and have it show up as your google number. You can set personalized voicemail greetings, block calls, send directly to voicemail and a bunch of other poo poo.

Seems pretty cool.... How is this free? I see a $0.00 balance on my account, is that just for international calls?

There's another company that advertises on podcasts all the time "E-Voice" which charges for all these same services.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2014 22:36

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Homie S posted:

It's free cause it's google and they're likely looking at the data for analytics/ads. And yes, the balance is for calling/texting to int'l numbers. It's a great service if you put a bit of time into it and set it up within the US. Also if you travel a lot (or live outside the US like me) you can port your number to google voice and have it call forward to any mobile number you want.

Thought you were up on the east coast somewhere?

# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 23:44

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

today I was dispatched to a home that had been "ramshacked"

Dispatchers are the best.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 23:36

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

You're very insensitive to people with lisps.

Is there a name for this? Am I a lispist?

It wasn't just spoken over the radio either, in the call summary on my MDT it said "ramshacked" :negative:

E: maybe the complainant said it first and they just went along

# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 01:52

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

He's probably a dispatcher with a lisp.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 13:42

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kel-tec is poo poo, it's true, but the poors out here have a taste for hi-points.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 16:53

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

guy's still carrying 92s are the weirdest.

we carry whatever we want from an approved list (anything that isn't crap). There was talk recently of issueing all the swat guys glock 35s just to have the interchangeable magazines but nothing ever came of it.

In other news I wrote a big rear end check today, down payment on a lot/construction loan. If I suddenly stop posting it's cause I'm busy pulling my hair out for the next 7-8 months & am now poor.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 00:07

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Shep get an LCP and an aHolster pocket holster. Thing disappears into my pocket & just lives with me all the time. I still carry my compact 9 primarily when I'm off duty but there at times when you can't wear an IWB holster.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 03:04

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

idgi

Edit: just looked up groverhaus, now I get it :stare:

Edit2: VVVVV also, yes.

beanieson fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Apr 10, 2014

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 03:16

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Fast cars? Crown Vic's are not fast cars.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 02:49

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Buy a house dude. Paying rent is pissing away your money with nothing to show for it, atleast paying a mortgage is building equity.

Tyro posted:

Don't loving do it. PM me if you want details on why it sucks.

Whys it suck? Like, I see no disadvantage to ownership over paying a lifetime of rent :psyduck:

# ¿ Apr 12, 2014 23:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

There's a 55 page thread titled "cops makin me lol" but I can't be bothered to read the thing.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 00:47

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mad Men too :munch:

# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 01:58

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Why the hell does whip keep probating himself?

# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 21:52

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

autoerotic probation

# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 23:52

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Are off duty details paid through your departments payroll or do you get 1099s from like a dozen different companies every January? Our payroll refuses to process the extra paperwork so anything off duty makes filing your taxes that much harder... not to mention most people don't set anything aside and end up having to pay uncle sam instead of getting a fat refund like me.

THANKS OBAMA

# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 16:25

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Yea, I basically just work department overtime instead of the cush sit on your rear end details to avoid the tax headache.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2014 17:19

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

I say uffda at least 15 times a day if not more.

What the gently caress is that :crossarms:

Also

at you complaining about how your accent is portrayed on film, welcome to my world.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 01:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

It's.... exaggerated, but not inaccurate.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 02:08

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

He's taking time off to ~~find himself~~ :yayclod:

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 05:08

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

GunForumMeme posted:

I blame Whip.

Also, what happened to Whip? Stress of the gift exchange getting him down or what?

He got PTGiPSD and got really into autoerotic probation.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 15:41

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I don't know why but I'm answering questions in the gbs thread now :ohdear:

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 17:31

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

eh. they mostly want to post videos and articles, very few seem intersted in actually asking for an opinion.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2014 18:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whoa what's going on in here?

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 01:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Snowdens Secret posted:

Cmdr. Shepard posted:
Anyone want to buy my keltec?

The most absurd question asked to a cop thread today

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 01:55

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Maybe some known criminal in your town also drives a red Prius?

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 02:52

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

drilldo squirt posted:

What the gently caress kind of self respecting criminal is going to drive a Prius.

Hookers? I dunno.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 02:56

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

drilldo squirt posted:

Though that was a cell phone? When the gently caress did that change.

It's regional. The Wire taught all of america that burner = phone

gat, heater, burner, etc

There's millions of terms for gun

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 03:03

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Well yeah, I'm constantly cleaning dead minorities off my windshield.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 03:11

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

that was implied you idiot

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 03:15

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

No stay far away from them. I'm pretty sure one guy at my local range put some type of plastic explosive or something (I don't know poo poo about explosives so pardon my incompetence - I mean aside from my general incompetence overall), and hit the loving target at 50 yards with the biggest goddamn revolver I've ever seen and caused a huge boom that nearly made me go deaf through my ear phones.

To top it off he was there with his two redneck children. And also I don't live in the south so

As someone from the south I can tell you that stuff was tannerite :science:

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 03:22

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

just googled it and yep that's it.

Why the gently caress bring that to an indoor public range???

drilldo squirt posted:

Haha, seriously though I don't think a cop should have as short a temper as that guy. Just wondering what pissed him off so much.

Pretty sure he's military, not a cop.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 03:26

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

drilldo squirt posted:

Another question, how much poo poo do you talk about those cops that give you a bad name behind their back?

Nobody likes lovely cops, especially good cops. I'm almost immune to hearing about it since I live and work near New Orleans.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 04:02

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

drilldo squirt posted:

Also if you have cops who you wouldn't want backing you up why don't you try and get them fired?

Easier said than done. Being an rear end in a top hat isn't a fireable offense.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 04:17

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Branis posted:

what if we do try to get them fired, but evil unions protect them?

This too, your socialist states of america have given too much power to the working class.

THANKS OBAMA

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 04:18

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Smiling Jack posted:

ask me about unions, income inequality and the general destruction of our oppressive economic system

no don't

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 04:32

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Smiling Jack posted:

*sucks down 40oz coffee*

*smokes pack of reds*

*goes 22 hours at work*

*powers through mini heart attack while lighting a cig with another cig

crack is for posers

*tosses shield on desk*

I'll get this guy on my own time

I feel like I'm finally getting a sense of who you are :allears:

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 04:41

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:43

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Cops want to use a gun on something living obviously. Like when I was a Marine, jerks would be shooting dogs and think it was a cool thing to do, because you're so bored, or have mental problems.

Did you go rogue like Dorner and fight back?

# ¿ Apr 18, 2014 05:18

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