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GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
That's pretty messed up.

What ever happened to the time honored pranks of zip ties on the drive shaft, paper confetti in the air vents, or pee through the locker vents?

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GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Snowdens Secret posted:

Sounds like something a narc would use tbqh

I was thinking that would be used more for detectives.

:quagmire:

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

DrakeriderCa posted:

I get to roll with a beard at work and it's just loving rad

edit: in uniform - I don't cheat on my wife enough to be plainclothes

I could see you in a beard.


I could also see you in dungarees and a flannel shirt.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

beanieson posted:

today I was dispatched to a home that had been "ramshacked"

Dispatchers are the best.

Did she at least have a hot voice?

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
WTF. I go to Disney for a few days and I come back to Shitpost Bonanza in Ask A Cop. What the hell happened?

Whatever happened to posting about stupid brass, my hourly wage, and beanieson's mankini?

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Mr. Nice! posted:

I was in class when it first went to poo poo. I probated the guy that was stirring up most the poo poo, but I wasn't as clear as I should have been when I did it.

Ah, I see. I'm assuming it was bleed over from the GBS thread.

Still not as fun as the time around Dorner when someone started an A/T thread that got FYAD'd.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Welp, taxes are done.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Reign Of Pain posted:

Pushin' it a little close there don't ya think, son?

It's not so bad when you free file an EZ.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Reign Of Pain posted:

And if your internet connection was down? Power outage in your area? Tough tits.

I'll let you off with a warning this time, sir.

I didn't get a confirmation email that it went through until this morning.

:downsgun:


Luckily at 12/hr there's not much to audit.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
I think I aught to try to find myself some college credits. Everyone is hiring but I need at least sixty of them.


On the plus side I have been enjoying sleeping in, going to Disney, and not getting yelled at for insubordination because I refused a direct order to OC a handcuffed passively resisting suspect because he wouldn't get into the back of the patrol car. :shrug:

GunForumMeme fucked around with this message at 11:43 on Apr 17, 2014

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

JayKay posted:

The old, old thread I thought was good. The current one and the previous one are basically COTB lite.

I blame Whip.


Also, what happened to Whip? Stress of the gift exchange getting him down or what?

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
Don't forget the enlarged grip cap. It really provides ideal balance as you're bouncing it off of yellow and red zones.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
I for one cannot stand the militarization of the moderators.

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

beanieson posted:

I for one welcome our new ban happy overlords.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010
After spending a few weeks in Florida, I will never say anything bad about NYC/NJ drivers again. This place is a traffic enforcement wet dream.

beanieson posted:

Eh. Kinda wish it looked more like a tron bike or something :munch:

Could you imagine the ACAB backlash?

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

duel carriageway
slam the anchors on
has the cheek
'wanker'
"wind your neck in you oval office"

Is it wrong that I'm aroused?

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GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010

beanieson posted:

Unmarked is superior in every way.

Is there really such a thing as an unmarked crown Vic?

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