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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

:effort:

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

edit - Also, jeez guys stop arresting firemen on scene.

What the hell is wrong with people

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Homie S posted:

Thank god for Google Voice.

This forever.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

beanieson posted:

I just looked this up, looks like just a forwarding service... is there a way to send these calls directly to the text based voice mail where it doesn't actually ring your phone?

Yes. You can also call out and text out from your regular phone and have it show up as your google number. You can set personalized voicemail greetings, block calls, send directly to voicemail and a bunch of other poo poo.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I guess somebody just got a traffic ticket.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Wait, your armorers recommended a Kel-Tec? :wtc:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Branis posted:

I never understood why agencies in the same area don't standardize their firearm, at least so ammo and magazines are interchangeable. Although here in my bumfuck dept everybody is allowed to carry whatever you want, so you have guys with midsize or full size glocks some in 9 some in 40 and one weird dude with an ancient beretta 92.

Could be worse, I heard of one department where a guy carries an XD.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Speaking of ESU, NYPD ESU was founded on April 10, 1930. :toot:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Branis posted:

:jewish: supremacy

:happyelf:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Lolin' at all the non cops answering questions in the ask cop thread.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

This thread should be used for its proper function, making fun of people for their bad firearms choices and terrible unions.

*fans himself with pension statement while on unlimited sick*

Feels good.

Edit: forgot to mention Mr. Nice banning
people like a Predator drone at a Pakistani wedding.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Oh my god the last page of that thread is amazing.

Should be goldmined, not gassed.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

People think ns58 is a cop, which is even funnier. Hell, they think Mortabis is a cop.

I'm actually reading GBS which is how I discovered Harry in Rio is still alive :allears:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

GiP should be a ban free zone we will soon drove the trolls away with our banality.

The banality of evil.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

If you drop a Kel Tec it might actually go off

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Something like %.05 of the NYPD gets in a shooting every year, and our hit rate is actually higher than the national average.

So dumb luck I guess.

We just got rid of the typewriters and don't even have dash cams so don't expect new firearms any time soon.

poo poo, we rolled with Model 10s up until 1996.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

drilldo squirt posted:

What the gently caress kind of self respecting criminal is going to drive a Prius.

the one transporting mad amounts of yayo and burners

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

drilldo squirt posted:

You would think a van would be easier, also why the gently caress wouldn't you just get a prepaid from a shop, I mean seriously.

a burner is a gun round these parts :cmon:

Edit: well, it was, slang changes like every five loving seconds. There was one week last summer where a gun was a "whistle"

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

drilldo squirt posted:

Though that was a cell phone? When the gently caress did that change.

A burner is also a disposable pre-paid phone.

Also, a "ratchet" used as a noun is a gun, "ratchet" as an verb is something mechanics do, and "ratchet" as an adjective is i have no loving idea

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

IS SOMEBODY TALKING poo poo ABOUT UNIONS



HOLY poo poo IT'S SID HATFIELD

RUN

RUN YOU CAPITALIST SWINE

Unions are awesome, workers of the world unite.

drilldo squirt posted:

Dude if most unions where as powerful as cop unions we would be living in a socialist utopia. It's really crazy how much pull they have.

All unions used to have power. It's just hard to outsource policing to India or wherever, so some municipal unions still have some tattered vestiges of political power. Not like we used to though :sad:

ask me about unions, income inequality and the general destruction of our oppressive economic system

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Apr 18, 2014

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

drilldo squirt posted:

You type like a crack head would if they hadn't gone broke from crack.

*sucks down 40oz coffee*

*smokes pack of reds*

*goes 22 hours at work*

*powers through mini heart attack while lighting a cig with another cig

crack is for posers

*tosses shield on desk*

I'll get this guy on my own time

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

I will ban anyone that does this. Namaste~

oh now we see the violence inherent in the system



This shield would probably fit you better, class traitor.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Generally when someone is an rear end in a top hat and a lovely cop, I handle it by telling them, first in private and then in public "you are an rear end in a top hat and a lovely cop".

Once enough people say things like "no no no no loving way am I riding with that guy" they find him a quiet spot away from the street.

Super Trooper's depiction of Farva and how he was treated was basically spot on.

Someone who is an actual "bad cop" is getting loving reported because first, that's my job and second, never ask a cop to choose between your job and his pension.

The whole "blue wall of silence" thing comes from assholes, desperate for company, banding together and only letting the horrid assholes show in the company of other assholes, while hiding their assholes from fine upstanding non-assholes who don't tolerate wild assholes assholing all over the place.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


I've never shot a dog, what is with all the dog shooting, seriously.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

beanieson posted:

I for one welcome our new ban happy overlords.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Magnificent

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Apr 19, 2014

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

NYPD Twitter photo contest backfires. :lol: How did you not see this coming, NYPD?

When I said Ray Kelly ran an internal security program on par with Beria's NKVD, I wasn't kidding. (Paul Browne is obviously the Beria analogue).

The recent department wide thawing with press / social media relations is going to have a few mis-steps.

this is loving hilarious

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

A New Yorker sits in their car. Before turning the key, they repeat the mantra: "I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy. Amen".

The morning commute begins.

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

yea shitload of east africans, arabs and indians all over aurora. you drive down certain streets and can literally smell the curry coming from their nasty hovels

I'm not sure if you're a GiPPer trolling the ACAB brigade, or a ACAB trolling the cops or what. I don't even know anymore man.

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