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Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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Laranzu posted:

Have a raging caffeine addiction, at least three dependants and are you borderline over weight yet?

Borderline? You're being generous from what I've seen of the chiefs on the waterfront.

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Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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Is seawarrior the new shipmate?

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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Sir Lucius posted:

I drew a calendar in my recruit handbook so I could tick off the days like a prison sentence. Should have made it for 6 years instead of 6 weeks!

You kids these days and your fancy calendars! You're supposed to make a short timer's chain and cut links off of it as your days run out.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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ded posted:

Do what my kick rear end skipper did. Walk around smoking cigars anywhere you drat well please.

What ship was that? I left a box of cigars out in my space once in plain view when my CO came in for a zone inspection. He opened up the can, took a couple and said my spaces looked outstanding and left.

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Oct 11, 2005
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poopkitty posted:

Oh yeahhhhhh. Honcho patrol. Let's do this! I got your back, sea warrior!

Go get 'em tiger. I'll be drinking at home.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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Laranzu posted:

Thanks to an hour of bad PowerPoint I now know how to not kill myself

Edit:or how to kill myself better... I'm confused as to what just occurred

After an hour of any kind of power point and I am ready to kill myself.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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Mad Dragon posted:

I thought military prisoners didn't come in contact with each other.

When our ETC ETSR gets out of Leavenworth in 6 years, I'll ask him.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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MancXVI posted:

I sat through the final boss of GMT at the base theater today. Holy gently caress.

Sat or slept?

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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This is all making me so nostalgic. There was a period of time where you were guaranteed to walk into a certain one of our spaces and find a random jacket on the deck with a stain in the middle of the back.

It was also the space where the divisional VCR was.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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Mr. Nice! posted:

Yeah multiple people are going to get fired over an MRG blowing up if the investigation shows the slightest bit of negligence on the crew's part. CHENG, CO, possibly XO, and the MPA are all certainly sweating loving bullets.

There is another ship out here with a similar situation and no heads have rolled. They have been pier side for 9 months or so.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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poopkitty posted:

As if that's a guarantee.

Wait until you get out to be fat, don't do drugs and don't have another ERB and it pretty much is a guarantee.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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SketchesOfSpain01 posted:

They told us all that they won't be doing any more ERB's! Are you trying to tell me that people would lie to us?

They would never lie. What they will do is change the name of it and hammer people with it again.

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Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
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Fart Cannon posted:

Although my avatar is poop, I'm not real fond of other people's poop particles touching me.

You would never make a good HT.

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