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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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trem_two posted:

At least Cardiff were smart enough to recognize a sunk cost and move on.

to buying whoever the hell is mates with ole gunnar solksjaers manager

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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not not luvd posted:

Worried about this. If Spurs end up with a better centre forward than we do I will be pissed.

They already have a better centre forward than you do, and look how thats working out.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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not not luvd posted:

They have two.

I would have said this before the season, but turns out Loldado is ultra wank.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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not not luvd posted:

To be fair I've raved about Cazorla in the past but I've never suggested he was at Fabregas level. Or Bale.

It's also not entirely impossible for a player to be brilliant and then not so much later on. Look at Valencia at United for one easy example.

i cant believe valencia is your go to example when fernando loving torres exists

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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blue footed boobie posted:

Cazorla was breathtaking in his first game at Arsenal tbf, as good as Fabregas on his best day. He never really equalled that again though.

So was Arshavin...
And Ozil...
Is there some kind of... pattern?

:confused:

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Poor fucker. Worst kind of injury is when it's completely freak, like when Valencia went innocuously shoulder to shoulder and ended up pushing his shin out of his leg.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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I don't think it's a revelation that Holloway is a buffoon, he's like a medieval king decided he wanted to ridicule harry redknapp and had his jester get to work

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Micah Richards is all but off. We spoke about it recently here and it ain't unexpected, but man is it still :smith: to read.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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If he had a functioning body, perhaps. He's too hench and it pulled his skeleton apart.

Also missing cumulatively years of development on account of this has affected him.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Can't Liverpool and City just share the league half and half and then piss on a photo of alex ferguson?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Blue Screen Error posted:

Bugger the title race the important game is tomorrow at Craven Cottage

there will probably be more goals than on sunday

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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the sex ghost posted:

I've already got my spot staked out in town for the Liverpool victory parade

make sure to let the freegans have a rummage through first

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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mynameisjohn posted:

everyone at work has suddenly revealed themselves to be a liverpool fan. its the worst.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Hashtag Banterzone posted:

Do supporters of other historically successful clubs have really high expectations too or is it just Newcastle fans?

Do Wolves, Blackburn, Leeds and Forest supporters think they deserve to be in Europe?

when were newcastle successful

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Hashtag Banterzone posted:

idk, the 90s maybe?

It just seems like your average Newcastle supporter's expectations are so far out of line with reality that they are close to surpassing England fans for the title of most unrealistic supporters.

England won one world cup and two world wars, the other countries that have won more world cups are: Germany (instigators and double losers), Italy (2000 years past its sell by date), Brazil (do they even have an army), Argentina (conclusively destroyed in the 80s) and uruguay (have they even discovered war yet).

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Everyone's favourite anti-semite has decided to go on a pilgrimage instead of holding up the Atletico Mineiro shirt with his usual tremendous enthusiasm.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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my dog pretty much sums up how I feel re city today:



in particular I think I've lost patience with Joe Hart. I've defended him for this two year 'blip', but getting beat at your near post from 20 yards for the third or fourth time in a season...

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Anyone but loving Chelsea.

Well, of those who can still win it.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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I'm not that worried about Everton, Gaz Baz is pretty unique in his role in that team and without him - at least it seemed in the home fixture - there was a pretty gaping hole.

But this is of course depending on whether City decides to show up for more than 15 minutes.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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What has Hazard actually done? He's probably not going to win anything this year Chelsea are going to win the double and his goals/assists are more or less the same as Lukaku's for example, except Lukaku is younger and playing in a poorer team. Even Aaron Ramsey deserves it more than Hazard imo.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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I forgot about Barkley! He deserves it more!

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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please get roy keane in

please please please

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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euroboy posted:

Apparently United are trying to make him resign so they won't have to pay him off for the five remaining years

I don't understand what their leverage here is.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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dont go moyes noooooooooooooooo

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of disappointed shells that dropped behind.

GAS! Gas! Quick, boys!-- An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime.--
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria Fergie.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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not not luvd posted:

Wish I could spend more time posting because this is hilarious.

This is also the greatest season for Liverpool fans in like 30 years. I'm jealous of how ridiculously smug / happy they must be.

boo hoo all youre gonna win this season is the fa cup

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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not not luvd posted:

Should have been the league too. A season where United implode and Chelsea and City don't live up to anywhere near their potential?

It's gutting.

E - Also the point isn't just that they're going to win the league, it's doing it while David Moyes is happening to United

"Boo hoo Wenger hasn't won a trophy in eight years!!!"

"Boo hoo Wenger only won us the FA Cup!!!!"

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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not not luvd posted:

You're missing the point and you're also putting words in my mouth. Congratulations.

if arsenal won the league youd be whining they didnt win the champions league

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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you suffer

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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aww moyesie :smith:

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Cart Cam posted:

What other managers will fit with the cum on david moyes chant?

im fairly sure paul jewell will cum on anything

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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£500mil in debt, up against the blood of the modern world, and now they throw out six figure salaries to prospects

it begins in earnest :twisted:

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Moyes seems like a decent enough dude, but he knew what he was getting into and he leaves humiliated but with the security of neither him nor his kids ever having to work again. Sympathy in moderation.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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TwoDogs1Cup posted:

100k a week for a left back that'll be there for 10+ years is a bargin really

and what of the next 18 year old who demands £120k, and the one after that, and the proven talent of age who sees how much they are willing to pay potential?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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all im saying is look at spurs this season and imagine that with a far greater debt :twisted:

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Looks like a Meccano tumour, just like St. James' Sports Direct Arena

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Baldo di Gregorio posted:

It's actually brilliant and I love it

it's a mediocre midway point between a classic stadium like anfield is now and a proper modern stadium, paying a fair price to those poor sods who still live in the streets around there and going the whole way would be infinitely better in the long run

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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pretty much what tgf said, except chelsea are cunts and jose mourinho is a oval office and I hate them regardless

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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Ewar Woowar posted:

If he actually does it's not just City supporters that should be pissed off but Chelsea supporters for having such a gutless manager.

they'll be tearing up the A4 sheets of paper with WELCOME HOME written on it definitely, glued on macaroni glitter sparkles falling like rain

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