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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

overdesigned posted:

Found this in another forum:



Thank this man for defending your freedoms.

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
I just read why jews say G-d instead of God and I am now going to make friends with a die hard jew so that i can write God on a paper and make 10,000 copies and just make it rain in their house.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Cole posted:

I just read why jews say G-d instead of God and I am now going to make friends with a die hard jew so that i can write God on a paper and make 10,000 copies and just make it rain in their house.

Why not just draw some pics of Mohammed with a face

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf
Replace Rifleman Dodd with Rifleman Todd.

(do they still issue rifleman dodd in recruit training?)

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Snowdens Secret posted:

Why not just draw some pics of Mohammed with a face

So much easier to just write threetwo letters

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Cole posted:

So much easier to just write threetwo letters

It's not really offensive though

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_and_Titles_of_God_in_Judaism#In_English

Biblical Hebrew words are kind of weird the way the written language works but translation into English tosses all of that. So I mean I guess you could find a Jew offended by writing 'God' everywhere but you'd have better odds just decorating their house with crucifixes

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
You'd have even better odds just by wearing a nazi uniform

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
Burning crosses in their yards tends to work well too.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Cole posted:

I just read why jews say G-d instead of God and I am now going to make friends with a die hard jew so that i can write God on a paper and make 10,000 copies and just make it rain in their house.

Is it just me or are shithead xtians starting to write the jewish asterisk as well because they keep seeing it on facebook posts and around on webpages and don't loving realize it's a jewish thing and think it somehow makes them seem more holy or whatever

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Sjurygg posted:

Is it just me or are shithead xtians starting to write the jewish asterisk as well because they keep seeing it on facebook posts and around on webpages and don't loving realize it's a jewish thing and think it somehow makes them seem more holy or whatever

Mostly because they're morons. The name both Jews and Christians really aren't "supposed" to say is Yahweh, which is supposed to be the actual name of God.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

USMC503 posted:

Mostly because they're morons. The name both Jews and Christians really aren't "supposed" to say is Yahweh, which is supposed to be the actual name of God.

Except you got the vowels wrong

...

:v:

The translation most westerners use is Jehovah, which is more wrong, but it doesn't matter because literally nobody knows what the vowels are supposed to be. I prefer Yahoo-Wahoo myself.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
Referring to their deity as 'Jehovah' in conversation can make people uncomfortable.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



They should just have a big vote and pick one name for the big guy. Man, I'd be pissed off if all of my worshippers were calling me by 30 different names.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I call God by his one true name.





Dearest Eilliam Tecumseh Sherman, hallow be thy name, thy march has come and your will be done on Atlanta as it was on Charlotte. Give us this day our daily bourbon and forgive us our sobriety as we forgive the barkeep who pours too slow. Lead us not to AA but deliver us to Jameson for that is the kingdom, the power amd the glory while the South is in embers. Amen

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Booblord Zagats posted:

I call God by his one true name.





Dearest Eilliam Tecumseh Sherman, hallow be thy name, thy march has come and your will be done on Atlanta as it was on Charlotte. Give us this day our daily bourbon and forgive us our sobriety as we forgive the barkeep who pours too slow. Lead us not to AA but deliver us to Jameson for that is the kingdom, the power amd the glory while the South is in embers. Amen

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

I call God by his one true name.





Dearest Eilliam Tecumseh Sherman, hallow be thy name, thy march has come and your will be done on Atlanta as it was on Charlotte. Give us this day our daily bourbon and forgive us our sobriety as we forgive the barkeep who pours too slow. Lead us not to AA but deliver us to Jameson for that is the kingdom, the power amd the glory while the South is in embers. Amen

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

jews should start referencing God by saying He Who Must Not Be Named, IMO

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

I call God by his one true name.





Dearest Eilliam Tecumseh Sherman, hallow be thy name, thy march has come and your will be done on Atlanta as it was on Charlotte. Give us this day our daily bourbon and forgive us our sobriety as we forgive the barkeep who pours too slow. Lead us not to AA but deliver us to Jameson for that is the kingdom, the power amd the glory while the South is in embers. Amen

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Reverand maynard posted:

jews should start referencing God by saying That Dick Who Keeps Trying to Kill Us

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Not far from what they do, pretty much

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

So basically http://www.thepaincomics.com/weekly060315.htm

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Booblord Zagats posted:

I call God by his one true name.





Dearest Eilliam Tecumseh Sherman, hallow be thy name, thy march has come and your will be done on Atlanta as it was on Charlotte. Give us this day our daily bourbon and forgive us our sobriety as we forgive the barkeep who pours too slow. Lead us not to AA but deliver us to Jameson for that is the kingdom, the power amd the glory while the South is in embers. Amen

Whole lotta truth right here.

samizdat
Dec 3, 2008
What is the difference between these AF threads? What is going in the first post?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
lol

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

samizdat posted:

What is the difference between these AF threads? What is going in the first post?

Combined Arms you goddamed cum-dumpster.

We of the small USMC SA community have opened up our thread to the other smallest group in GiP, cool Air Force dudes in hopes of salvaging our poo poo threads to create one good one.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Booblord Zagats posted:

cool Air Force dudes

What

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

I didn't want to single out Shim, HDI and N4I as "the good ones" alright?

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

I thought we merged them so we could combine all of the lovely threads into one large poo poo thread before we were all gassed

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Bolow posted:

I thought we merged them so we could combine all of the lovely threads into one large poo poo thread before we were all gassed

It's gonna go one way or the other.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
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finally porn for our needs (ugly women and a lot of dicks)


aim high/smeper fi

Helldump Immunity. fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Apr 15, 2014

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Helldump Immunity. posted:

:nws: http://www.militaryxtube.com/ :nws:

finally porn for our needs (ugly women and a lot of dicks)


aim high/smeper fi

Bored, small dick medic sounds like a pro watch

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
first 3 dicks: army dicks
making me proud, army. now someone just needs to paint theirs green and post it.

samizdat
Dec 3, 2008

Booblord Zagats posted:

Combined Arms you goddamed cum-dumpster.

We of the small USMC SA community have opened up our thread to the other smallest group in GiP, cool Air Force dudes in hopes of salvaging our poo poo threads to create one good one.

So USMC SA are barnacles on SA cool Air Force in this thread?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

samizdat posted:

So USMC SA are barnacles on SA cool Air Force in this thread?

You're just dead set on being a complete turd and makin people post about posting, aren't you?

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

samizdat posted:

So USMC SA are barnacles on SA cool Air Force in this thread?

Do you see this? This means NOT WELCOME!

USMC503 fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Apr 15, 2014

samizdat
Dec 3, 2008

Booblord Zagats posted:

You're just dead set on being a complete turd and makin people post about posting, aren't you?

My intentions were far less meta but I like that. Go on.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Pussy makes life worth living.

Or rear end/cock if that's your thing.

But point is, that release makes all of it worth it. Fuuuuuck.

When my dick stops working and even Viagra stops doing the job I'm shrugging off this mortal coil because the only thing that makes this gay earth worth being on is going animal style on some poorly kempt pussy who will call you daddy.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Obama Africanus posted:

Pussy makes life worth living.

Or rear end/cock if that's your thing.

But point is, that release makes all of it worth it. Fuuuuuck.

When my dick stops working and even Viagra stops doing the job I'm shrugging off this mortal coil because the only thing that makes this gay earth worth being on is going animal style on some poorly kempt pussy who will call you daddy.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
I need to stop browsing GiP waiting in line at the deli

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