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The true secret to success on the battlefield is not giving a gently caress and posting the loving Marine OPquote:Schneider Also the cool Air Force guys should post in here so we can concentrate our efforts to not be a bunch of gently caress ups We will fail at this. Victor Vermis posted:pretty sure that would tear a hole in the rape time continuum Booblord Zagats posted:I call God by his one true name. Booblord Zagats fucked around with this message at 16:44 on May 1, 2014 |
# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 05:01 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 10:55 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Thread title is misleading, the USAF is never cool. Also,the USMC thread has barely been a thread for awhile now
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 05:09 |
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The Marine Air Wing put loving hellfires on KC-130s Still less gay than drones, at least
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 19:11 |
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iyaayas01 posted:Not just Hellfires, Griffins too. And they poo poo them out the cargo ramp as well as one of the troop doors, which is hilarious to me. Amos is a crazy rear end in a top hat who thinks every plane needs to be able to blow up browns and communists Probably the only good thing about him, really
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2014 19:23 |
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Hekk posted:Real Talk: Don't go to Hiroshima on August 6th...ever. And if you do, make sure to have a shirt that says "look at all these Enola Gay-wads!"
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2014 15:39 |
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A Cool Airman? http://imgur.com/gallery/NonwN3s Confirm/Deny
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2014 18:34 |
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Mad Dragon posted:anime To be fair that took 2 bombs
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2014 04:33 |
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Rekinom posted:Hey guys I just got an email alert abt this thread what's going on Rek man, I like you and all, and I love me some Billy D., but your previous avatar was WAAYYYYYYYYYYYY better
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2014 15:49 |
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I call God by his one true name. Dearest Eilliam Tecumseh Sherman, hallow be thy name, thy march has come and your will be done on Atlanta as it was on Charlotte. Give us this day our daily bourbon and forgive us our sobriety as we forgive the barkeep who pours too slow. Lead us not to AA but deliver us to Jameson for that is the kingdom, the power amd the glory while the South is in embers. Amen
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2014 17:01 |
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samizdat posted:What is the difference between these AF threads? What is going in the first post? Combined Arms you goddamed cum-dumpster. We of the small USMC SA community have opened up our thread to the other smallest group in GiP, cool Air Force dudes in hopes of salvaging our poo poo threads to create one good one.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 15:42 |
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Cole posted:What I didn't want to single out Shim, HDI and N4I as "the good ones" alright?
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 15:51 |
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Bolow posted:I thought we merged them so we could combine all of the lovely threads into one large poo poo thread before we were all gassed It's gonna go one way or the other.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 16:11 |
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samizdat posted:So USMC SA are barnacles on SA cool Air Force in this thread? You're just dead set on being a complete turd and makin people post about posting, aren't you?
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 18:31 |
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Obama Africanus posted:Pussy makes life worth living.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2014 19:35 |
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After Boot I hooked up with a girl I knew from high school, she gave me an incredible blow job and said she'd swallow, well my 16 week build up load ended up making her choke when she tried to swallow it , and the subsequent coughing fit made some of it come out of her nose. I ran in to her Saturday night and all through the pleasant small talk all I could think of was the time she had snotty jizz coming out of her nose.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2014 18:24 |
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USMC503 posted:Please tell me there was a part 2 Nah, she went from a sober 7 to a drunk 4.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 03:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2014 22:21 |
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:not in san diego when i was there I made targets, but my platoon never got brought in to do mess duty for some (wonderful) reason
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 03:44 |
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Hekk posted:When I went through I got snagged to work the chow hall on the rifle range for a week. The hours were terrible but I used to steal cheesecakes from the freezer and hide in the women's bathroom and jerk off. Honestly, there wasn't a single point in Boot where I felt the least bit 'randy' , but the cheese cake would have been boss. Making targets was fun though, I just ran around grabbing supplies and bullshitting with the Lcpl's who had nothing better to do and pulling down targets off the range and making fun of lovely shooters with the other guys assigned to do it
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 04:47 |
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I heard the company in front of ours at MCRD had a DI get reprimanded for making a recruit who had snuck away from cleaning detail to take a poo poo, fish out his own turd from an unflushed toilet, walk it in to the squad bay and smash it up in his palms while telling everyone they were not allowed to poo poo on the DI's time.
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 21:12 |
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We should just dump the Harrier/F-35B and put catapults and arrestor wires on LHAs for F-18s. Pretty much what Brazil does for their carriers and it seems to work for them I wonder if anyone in the Pentagon/DARPA ever tried to make that happen
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# ¿ May 1, 2014 16:49 |
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Bolow posted:We should loving axe fixed wing poo poo that isn't the C-130 and just use more helicopters. There's literally no point in owning an F-18 fleet if you have to be based on land or navy poo poo. The only real reason for F/A-18s is faster CAS availability and protecting the MEU in transit if there's ever a poo poo situation that occurs without a full CAW able to escort. The first being way more likely, since the second requires a WW3 scenario to be the least bit viable. Honestly, there shouldn't be a single legacy Hornet in inventory anyhow, considering how much better the E/F/G models are and what maintenance queens the old 18s have become.
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# ¿ May 1, 2014 17:48 |
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iyaayas01 posted:If there's a carrier around, there will be a CVW available, there's not gonna be much higher of a priority than protecting the ESG with a couple thousand Marines embarked (once they get to shore, that's a different story ). I'm just halfassedly defending my earlier point, Hornets on LHAs are a better option than VTOL
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# ¿ May 1, 2014 17:55 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:A dude in my platoon poo poo his pants after Warriors Bfast because he was too pussy to tell the DIs. He probably ended up being a helicopter mechanic or something. I'm pretty sure every platoon had a guy poo poo his pants in the first two weeks. Our pants-shitter thought he was going to be a reservist tank mechanic who didn't realize he signed up for active duty as a regular motorpool
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# ¿ May 1, 2014 18:22 |
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iyaayas01 posted:
Yeah, my brother was a Marine aviator for a bit and he gets mad when people bring up the 35 and the Harrier as anything other than "Can you believe this lovely boondoggle?" and to this day gets mad at himself for not being more patient with the Navy officer selection board, since the only reason he went Marines was to get a guaranteed flight spot without having to wait around for 6 months after he got out of college. Dude has stopped work in our office for an entire day to browbeat a new employee what a loving waste VTOL is because he was bragging about working for Lockheed on the 35
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# ¿ May 1, 2014 18:36 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:Oh no. It's a wall paper hosting site, which is a shame, starting the month off with an ND would really suit this thread
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# ¿ May 1, 2014 18:53 |
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Looks like a younger, hotter Jenna Maroney
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# ¿ May 4, 2014 10:27 |
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:That white trash bitch is gross hth There's a reason the term "Florida hot" exists
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# ¿ May 4, 2014 14:58 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:I'm sure you can google how to get a mail order bride. Eh, he says he's been to Florida, he probably bought a floor model
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# ¿ May 4, 2014 22:59 |
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:I want to decapitate my old CO. he was an f-16 pilot. Yeah, what is it about F-16 pilots? Every single one I've dealt with has been just the poster child for planned parenthood. They never stop whining except to tell everyone how loving amazing they are
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# ¿ May 5, 2014 16:57 |
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:I loving hate pilots. I hate officers. I want to kill everything. Eh, I had very few problems with 53 and 46 pilots, the Cobra guys I knew were professional, Harrier guys are 50/50, either cool guys who just want to fly planes and leave you alone or assholes who think they're Mega super death Marine 9000. Marine Hornet guys were just frat boys with flat tops, Navy Hornet pilots were just little league dads and fantasy football players. All the F-15 guys I dealt with were California ANG so just Commercial pilots who wanted to spend some time flying something that wasn't an airborne Bus and the Strike Eagle guys were legit cool. C-130 guys were almost always quiet guys who just wanted to get hired by an airline soon. But F-16 pilots were always loving assholes. And their chick pilots were always on the prowl to get offended at every little thing anyone else said or did and try to one up everyone they entered even the smallest conversation with. It just seemed like such a toxic community from the glimpses I would see from time to time
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# ¿ May 5, 2014 17:23 |
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:FYI, this word is extremely gay in this context. I was AirWing, I'm gay in almost every context anyhow
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# ¿ May 5, 2014 17:48 |
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Hekk posted:Yeah rotor wash is no joke. I've been knocked flat on my face from a CASEVAC aircraft coming in too low. I thought one of my buddies was throwing me down or something but it was just the wind from the rotors. Whenever Southern California was burning down on a daily basis (wanna say 03ish) one of our pilots kept saying if the fires spread to near the base that he'd want to see if the prop wash from a CH-53 could be used to push the flames away. In retrospect, itt was nice that they let a Make-A-Wish kid get through OCS and flight school
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# ¿ May 5, 2014 23:36 |
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Deicide posted:Can i talk about how much civilians are terrible at their jobs in this thread or do I have to go to the vet thread This thread is pretty much free from guidelines
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# ¿ May 9, 2014 04:49 |
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You're all clear OLDS, return to overwatch, thanks for the assist
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# ¿ May 12, 2014 16:27 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2014 22:59 |
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:i dont get it, is his ejection port cover open? That and trigger discipline and its an M16A1 without a deflector on the ejector port, so if you are left handed and shoot it, you get brass down your blouse
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# ¿ May 16, 2014 03:23 |
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Air Force used to be mostly cool
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# ¿ May 16, 2014 19:38 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM1P0oc2-es
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# ¿ May 22, 2014 16:52 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 10:55 |
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One of the girls who used to answer phones here has a fiance that she moved to Cherry Point with, he was an ammo guy for F-18s that kept saying he was gonna transfer to MARSOC and be a super death marine 5000 or whatever the misguided POGs who dream of things other than a paycheck and being left alone on weekends aspire too. Turns out his 300 PFT scoring rear end is getting reassigned, but not to MARSOC As a 5809 at 29 Palms His fiance is thinking about leaving him RIP
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