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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

read that as a career black dude

Equally lovely tbh.

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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If you're still in, just lol

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Fritzler posted:

Please tell me there is a story to go with this.

Lmfao.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Burning crosses in their yards tends to work well too.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Sjurygg posted:

Is it just me or are shithead xtians starting to write the jewish asterisk as well because they keep seeing it on facebook posts and around on webpages and don't loving realize it's a jewish thing and think it somehow makes them seem more holy or whatever

Mostly because they're morons. The name both Jews and Christians really aren't "supposed" to say is Yahweh, which is supposed to be the actual name of God.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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samizdat posted:

So USMC SA are barnacles on SA cool Air Force in this thread?

Do you see this? This means NOT WELCOME!

USMC503 fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Apr 15, 2014

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Booblord Zagats posted:

After Boot I hooked up with a girl I knew from high school, she gave me an incredible blow job and said she'd swallow, well my 16 week build up load ended up making her choke when she tried to swallow it , and the subsequent coughing fit made some of it come out of her nose.

I ran in to her Saturday night and all through the pleasant small talk all I could think of was the time she had snotty jizz coming out of her nose.

Please tell me there was a part 2

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Kanish posted:

Well im not how sure how much choice I have in the matter, since I am a full fledged civilian now (can they summon and compel me to go?). Or if its something that I specifically was singled out for, its just crazy that something is going on that is calling back 8.5 years ago.

I would imagine they could compel you via subpoena just like a civilian court could, and yeah some DI probably murdered a poor baby in boot camp and it just came out or some poo poo. Too bad you were a PI Marine (I'm assuming you're PI since that's where you got called from). If you were San Diego, I'd have chuckled if it was somehow related to some DI that got arrested while I was in boot for beating recruits.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

not in san diego when i was there :shrug:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I got tasked to help out some admin fucks whenever someone with a heavy collar wanted some meaningless crap done. They locked us in a closet where we slept most of the time. We did some sweeping pavement and dumb poo poo like that, but yup, most of the week was sitting on our asses doing nothing. It was great.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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But VTOL is super vital guys.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Sniper!



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I hope your Osprey crashes.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Tight Booty Shorts posted:

A long time ago I was told we could talk about whatever we wanted in our lounge thread. I guess we can only talk about murdering officers.

Pilot chat is explicitly banned.

As is the smug emoticon.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I want to decapitate my old CO. he was an f-16 pilot.

For now, you get e - decapitated.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Victor Vermis posted:

I think its because he flew airplanes instead of leading murderers.

I dunno just a theory.

Further proof pilots are gigantic douchebags.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

p. sure there's a rule against that homo using the smug smiley.

Yup! Whip? Mods?

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Also Whip explicitly said he would continue it on irc.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Hekk posted:

I have no idea wtf a 5809 is but I'd take being stationed in 29 Palms any day of the week over Cherry Point. Stay in Yucca Valley and in less than thirty minutes you can either be at work or back in civilization. In less than 2 hours you can be in the second largest city in the US. Also, Vegas, San Diego, etc. The only thing Cherry Point has going for it is being relatively close to some decent beaches but Lejeune is even closer and they are filled with dependents and North Carolinans.

Stockholm Syndrome ITT

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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My next moto tat.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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My next moto tat.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Hi guys

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Steezo posted:

Wanna know the lovely thing? Batallion had us procure a shitload after we found it for a party that never happened. Pallets of bottles just sat rotting in the sun as we left that pos. Saddest part of the war right there.

My platoon commander arranged for a keg of beer to be shipped out to us in the field when we found out we were going to Afghanistan. Admin fags that came along ratted us out to the battalion CO and we had to dump it.

Saddest day of my life.

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