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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:wonder how many people will go awol if they get pay cuts. All of them. ... so zero. Zero people.
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:ur more of a jumped up knight still living like a cool peasant than a noble tho so ur cool big dick ballin' in boiled leather, bangin sluts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFVf2Qs7ynk
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elite_garbage_man posted:Everyone in this thread had an ASVAB waiver. WTF MAN I CAME IN HERE TO BEAT OFF TO MURDER MACHINES WHILE FANTASIZING ABOUT HOME INVASION SCENARIOS INVOLVING BLACK GUYS NOT TO SEE A ICKY PICTURE
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Apr 23, 2014 18:44
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when we receive the command to overturn our footlockers and kick everybody's poo poo all over the squad bay, I'm gunning for your family pictures dont even try to save that poo poo love, alpha recruit vermis
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ps ive been wearing your shoes since first phase I didnt lose mine and I dont even wear your size. They just feel good
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:one less hesher in the world. sounds like a good day I don't know what hesher means but it sounds like Hessian. The headless bootfuck rides at midnight upon his flaming gofasters! HAVE YOU SEEN MY FLASHLIGHT PEN I JUST BOUGHT IT AT THE PX I THINK THAT BLACK RECRUIT STOLE IT CAN I USE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURS?!?!!? Tight Booty Shorts posted:smoking hash owns. Oh. I didn't try any. The SACO brought pee pee cups to our COP. Victor Vermis fucked around with this message at 03:31 on May 1, 2014 |
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:Shes deformed, dude. I know as a marine you have low standards but that bitch has a classic downs syndrome face. Is this like the Old Woman/Young Woman optical illusion thing? I'm only seeing the symmetrical face of a batshit crazy broad with trashy tattoos. Someone MSPaint-outline the 'tard for me.
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Tight Booty Shorts posted:(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) God forbid anything interesting happen in a GiP thread.
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Shut up victor vermis 
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So I'm at the bus stop today, ear buds in, full volume, no eye contact, the usual.. and this guy with a camo bandana and surplus jacket (aka a bum  ) walks up and is talking to me. I can't hear him, but he's definitely inside my personal space. I pull out an earbud and he's still talking.. "blahblahblah I WAS A MARINE! blahblahblah bus stop benches blah blah blah"I'm not wearing anything that says USMC on it. I shaved this morning, but other than that I look like a regular disheveled college student. The guy is holding a drawing out for me to look at. "Check this out man, it's Drew Cary with a mossberg! This kid over there drew it in like 5 minutes, isn't that wild?! I know a guy who does tattooos HUR HUR HUR blahblahblah" I say, "Drew is looking pretty fit there, must be from his Marine days" "Drew Carey was a Marine? I didn't know that."  "So in the Marines- what unit were you with?" "What MOS?""No, what unit, where were you stationed?" "Oh, Iraq, Afghanistan..""But what unit were you with?" "Fleet Maintenance""Fleet Maintenance? With the wing? What wing?" "82nd""82nd is army" "Artillery-whatwaitWho are you, man?""I'M A MARINE" "Well semper fi!"That's right. I stopped an in-progress robbery of all-y'all's valor. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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LIMA OSCAR LIMA (if u dont get this ask yr gf's marine bf)
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I think its because he flew airplanes instead of leading murderers. I dunno just a theory.
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I'm a colossal moto-boner-gobbler so this is my favorite part of the picture: I mean besides the scrumptious chunk of sun-baked manmeat, of course.
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May 15, 2014 23:08
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Booblord Zagats posted:That and trigger discipline and its an M16A1 without a deflector on the ejector port, so if you are left handed and shoot it, you get brass down your blouse Nah, it says H&S on the stock. H&S: where people think you need a modification to your rifle in order to shoot it left-handed.
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May 16, 2014 04:13
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Hekk posted:My rifle double fed and put the forward assist through my front lip while I was in boot camp. Outside of that, I've never had any issues with firing M16s or M4s as a lefty. 240s and SAWs are the real pain in the rear end. I had my nose right up along the sight during boot camp qualification and busted my lip. Soooo high-five, fellow retarded-lefty-shooter.
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May 16, 2014 06:44
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For pistol qual during coaches course I shot right handed because I didn't want to buy a left-handed holster. Not like I was ever going to get issued a pistol again, anyways. And if I did, I'd have a totally sweet setup for double-fisted rifle & pistol blaze of glory action.
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Snowdens Secret posted:http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/article/20140731/NEWS/307310071/Marines-developing-gender-neutral-MOS-tests-as-11-new-jobs-open-to-women A neighboring AO in Afghanistan belonged entirely to artillery. I'm sure gun crews weren't the only ones doing patrols. Not that pull ups have anything to do with REAL GRUNT STUFF anyways.
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the dad farm posted:Gunny is pissed and wants everyone back at the barracks text your guys I got angry reading this.
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Christoff posted:Yes I'll take that 110% pay raise please HAHAHAHAHAHA loving go re-enlist right now. Jesus Christ you people never learn.
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Christoff posted:Huh? BAH here is like $1,800-$2,000. Plus comrats. Yeah, you have to factor in rent. But I can't think of any living sole who wouldn't take the latter option. Yes, rent. Everything else goes into the beer account. Where nobody can touch it. Ever.
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the dad farm posted:its really funny how there are still people out there that think women can do what men can, fuckin lmbo It doesn't matter if they can or not. Once we hit a magic number of people with vaginas allowed into the infantry, the culture will change and more young women will feel like it is okay to do pull-ups and long hikes with heavy gear. It's like when Baseball desegregated and black players were given 4 strikes. Or when women won suffrage and were each allowed to vote twice. Silly boys.
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