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Wiseblood posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRf800DiOrc This is magical. Is the guy reading this the same guy who did the voice acting for Dan McNeely in those horrible adventure games Retsupurae covered?
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 16:08 |
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Yeah, same guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc5SWv6s36c He was in a Dragon Age game briefly, apparently, which is extremely hilarious to me.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 16:38 |
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Re: Goat Simulatorsome guy on giantbomb posted:I don't understand when and how this game got so popular. It seems so stupid. Also I don't like that games put the simulator name on things that are not simulators. This is as arcadey as it gets.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 18:02 |
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This is the third-highest rated review for Euro Truck Simulator 2.quote:I must say I'm impressed. Driving a truck seems surprisingly funny, and my girlfriend too asked me lots of times "plz let me play". NO, I WON'T LET YOU PLAY. I'M THE MAN HERE, AND ONLY MEN ARE ALLOWED TO DRIVE TRUCKS. Uhn.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 18:24 |
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Kewpuh posted:some guy cried about the ending to Metal Gear Solid 4 that guy, was me. except during, and not after.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 19:05 |
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Azurrat posted:This is the third-highest rated review for Euro Truck Simulator 2. That's not cringe, it's a joke.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 19:23 |
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Smarmy Coworker posted:that guy, was me. except during, and not after. Ugh.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 19:24 |
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you can't tell me you didn't tear up a little when snake knelt in the graveyard about to kill himself
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 19:27 |
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AugmentedVision posted:That's not cringe, it's a joke. Between this and your posts in the FTL thread I'm presuming you really are an idiot or just trolling.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 19:27 |
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Smarmy Coworker posted:you can't tell me you didn't tear up a little when snake knelt in the graveyard about to kill himself I skipped the cutscenes.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 19:29 |
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AugmentedVision posted:I skipped the cutscenes. aw you missed out on like 30 hours of the game dude
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 19:30 |
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Tracula posted:Between this and your posts in the FTL thread I'm presuming you really are an idiot or just trolling. This is the most popular review for Resident Evil 4: "In this game you play as Leanardo Dicarpo. Shooted zombies save little kawaii girl. No black people, only spanish. Not racist." Belongs in gamers.txt, am I right?
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 19:30 |
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Smarmy Coworker posted:aw That's why I have a terrible love-hate relationship with MGS games. The story is a huge selling point, but it's stupid poo poo for idiots, so I skip it. The gameplay is amazing, but there's only 4 hours of it.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 19:31 |
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Smarmy Coworker posted:you can't tell me you didn't tear up a little when snake knelt in the graveyard about to kill himself No to be fair I cried too. When the cutscene kept going and I realized it was a way too long terrible ending instead of a fitting 'Snake feels the world no longer needs soldiers like him and kills himself on the grave of the closest thing to a parent/friend/whatever he ever had, finally ending the legacy of Big Boss in the world'.
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Tatum Girlparts posted:No to be fair I cried too. 90 minutes of pure pwnage my friend
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 23:09 |
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ok honestly i'm the gamer txt here. here is a funny youtube comment to distract you from me
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 23:11 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:No to be fair I cried too. MGS4 is a textbook example of "know when to just loving end it." Having some loose ends at the end wouldve been preferable to that
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 23:22 |
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My favorite metal gear moment is when Kojima decided having a character die via rear end (or possibly vagina, which would clearly be more tasteful) bomb was a good idea. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=828093627205123&set=a.773602212654265.1073741825.202129843134841&type=1 "Hit the bitch in the face, she prolly broke it, to have sex with you." "This dumbass didn't even plug it in. Probably doesn't know where to put his penis either. *Hint* in her vagina!!!!!!!!!" "Where the hell is this stockpile of hot nerdy retro-gamer girls!? I've been looking all over the USA, and still haven't found one. >:\"
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 23:26 |
All these guys are actually extremely cool
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 00:01 |
Racism, sexism and all that stuff is really good
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DARPA Dad posted:Racism, sexism and all that stuff is really good man at least put some effort into it
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DARPA Dad posted:Racism, sexism and all that stuff is really good Your sarcasm is the death of men's rights
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FirstAidKite posted:I recently posted on the steam forums for a game called 3 Stars of Destiny to not support the developer because all of his games, especially those in the same series as his 3 Stars of Destiny series, are super creepy and misogynistic and awful and have a plot that can be summed up as "the developer's extremely dominant self-insert rescues his extremely submissive 16 year-old elf waifu from being raped by the bad guys because the bad guys plan to rape her with a dragon in order to create a stronger dragon." all these people are cool Internet Kraken posted:Don't commit the crime of being hispanic and playing Dota. ditto Chaltab posted:Or that he just assumes that they're Mexican when like the majority of countries in the western hemisphere have predominantly Spanish-speaking populations. ditto (i'm gonna jerk off my dick to this pic later) ditto Azurrat posted:This is the third-highest rated review for Euro Truck Simulator 2. ditto Tracula posted:Between this and your posts in the FTL thread I'm presuming you really are an idiot or just trolling. he's cool
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 00:08 |
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I'm sorry, ONLY MEN ARE ALLOWED TO DRIVE TRUCKS written in the middle of an obvious joke review with poor grammar is serious sexism on par with "punch that bitch in the face". I'll check my cisgender straight white male privilege and say 100 "PIV is always rape"s as punishment.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 00:17 |
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Well he's right about the first part.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 01:52 |
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Nobody wants any kind of lolicons Tatum Girlparts posted:No to be fair I cried too. You should watch Escape from L.A. (jk nobody should watch escape from la except for the ending, which by the way is my favourite Command & Conquer cutscene) Renaissance Robot fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Apr 7, 2014 |
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AugmentedVision posted:I'm sorry, ONLY MEN ARE ALLOWED TO DRIVE TRUCKS written in the middle of an obvious joke review with poor grammar is serious sexism on par with "punch that bitch in the face". I'll check my cisgender straight white male privilege and say 100 "PIV is always rape"s as punishment. This thread is and has always been basically a revival of that "Safe place to talk about how much you hate cis white males" thread that turned the Games forum into an utter shithole for months afterward. So check your privilege right into killing yourself, penis-having rapist.
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Adam Bowen posted:This thread is and has always been basically a revival of that "Safe place to talk about how much you hate cis white males" thread that turned the Games forum into an utter shithole for months afterward. So check your privilege right into killing yourself, penis-having rapist. e: actually this post is pretty empty just with that quote http://www.destructoid.com/vlambeer-apologizes-for-discomfort-from-luftrausers-imagery-272948.phtml Vlambeer wrote a pretty fantastic post apologizing to people who may have been offended by what was kind of nazi-themed imagery in their newest game Luftrausers, and of course people have to get buttmad about PC GONE MAD. KoldPT fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Apr 7, 2014 |
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Adam Bowen posted:This thread is and has always been basically a revival of that "Safe place to talk about how much you hate cis white males" thread that turned the Games forum into an utter shithole for months afterward. So check your privilege right into killing yourself, penis-having rapist. BARONS GAMES WHINER posted:TWO: Put your quotes, in quotes. So people don't think it's you spewing this awful, retarded junk! We wouldn't want that would we? Might want to follow the rules there.
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Len posted:I got the punishtube mobile site.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 03:39 |
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quote:This thread is and has always been basically a revival of that "Safe place to talk about how much you hate cis white males" thread that turned the Games forum into an utter shithole for months afterward. So check your privilege right into killing yourself, penis-having rapist. Lets keep the "cisgamers.txt" to special occasions, it's fine to smack a few shut in wizards verbally but it became routine to the point they decides to act like perverse and depraved to spite us all, I remember when Something Awful was responsible for offending the internet for the tastes of anyone while Newgrounds did the Flash equivilant. Of course, we should also probably keep the "post examples or die" just to maintain some topicality. Meanwhile...I am going to go to escapist for our favorite revolutionaries Ultrawinkle, neckbear commander of the Gamers Liberation Front. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.844254-Watch-Dogs-suffers-bullshots-scandal-Ubi-damage-control-censorship-update?page=1 quote:Ubisoft is reportedly terrified of the backlash, and is asking gamers to trust them and that the game will look great. They offered very little physical evidence so far to support their claims even though they claimed to have actual footage of this "superior" build. YES! BE AFRAID OF OUR LONG RAGING NECKBEARDS! quote:I think Aliens was just a drastic overstepping of a boundary that is crossed often and not stridently by a lot of other games and their previews. But yes, Ubisoft should be afraid, because not supplying what you advertise is a sure way to get even the people who are interested to doubt you. gyrobot fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Apr 7, 2014 |
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gyrobot posted:Lets keep the "cisgamers.txt" to special occasions, it's fine to smack a few shut in wizards verbally
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 04:31 |
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AugmentedVision posted:OK let's drop the 20 billion layers of sarcasm and irony going on here and get things straight. You think I'm a "shut in wizard" because, out of all the things posted ITT, I don't think "ONLY MEN ARE ALLOWED TO DRIVE TRUCKS" is particularly poor taste? Well because you are kind of an insufferable rear end in a top hat about it really. Just let it go, its not a big deal. CharlestheHammer fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Apr 7, 2014 |
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AugmentedVision posted:OK let's drop the 20 billion layers of sarcasm and irony going on here and get things straight. You think I'm a "shut in wizard" because, out of all the things posted ITT, I don't think "ONLY MEN ARE ALLOWED TO DRIVE TRUCKS" is particularly poor taste? No it's because you're posting like a really insufferable manchild. Just stop posting.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Well because you are kind of an insufferable rear end in a top hat about it really. Maybe if you got your head out of your group-thinking rear end, you'd see that I'm being perfectly reasonable. Just let it go, its not a big deal.
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Reposted from the old thread, I know.
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# ? Apr 7, 2014 04:55 |
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AugmentedVision posted:Maybe if you got your head out of your group-thinking rear end, you'd see that I'm being perfectly reasonable. the second you use the phrase "group-think" you should really start reevaluating your position, in the argument and in life
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Alouicious posted:the second you use the phrase "group-think" you should really start reevaluating your position, in the argument and in life I just wanted a generic insult to point out the irony of starting out with name-calling and ending with an ostensibly mature and bigger-man "let it go". I will make more of an effort next time.
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AugmentedVision posted:I just wanted a generic insult to point out the irony of starting out with name-calling and ending with an ostensibly mature and bigger-man "let it go". I will make more of an effort next time. If you wanted a generic insult, you probably should have gone for one that didn't also acknowledge that everyone else thinks you're an rear end in a top hat too.
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MacGyvers_Mullet posted:If you wanted a generic insult, you probably should have gone for one that didn't also acknowledge that everyone else thinks you're an rear end in a top hat too. I think that's clear with or without acknowledgement.
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