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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Meat Recital posted:

The WWE Network, by the way, doesn't allow multiple logins at the same time (source),

This isn't actually true, several people on this very forum have been able to login on multiple devices at once, including myself.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Doo-Wop Duodenum posted:

Most of the comments on my upload of "Shadow Warriors" starring Hulk Hogan and Carl Weathers are spam, but the other day I got a true gem.






That's not Hulk Hogan, that's Terry Bollea - actual Navy SEAL

Did you correct him and let him know he was thinking of Jesse Ventura?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I don't see how anyone could be staring at a guy in a rabbit costume when there was a woman wearing a skin tight latex Captain America costume there.

Although I wouldn't be surprised if Russo was a furry at this point.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Maxwell Lord posted:

I just figured he was proposing he be renamed Killer Joe and rely on the audience's knowledge of William Friedkin's filmography.

Navajo Joe and he gets to come out to loving awesome Ennio Morricone music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN1bJqU50iA

Most white people wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



MassRafTer posted:

Those were shoots not stories.

If David could kill Goliath with nothing more than a slingshot, then god drat it Bryan can kill Lesnar with a running knee to the face.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Chris James 2 posted:

They want to stay in their safe-space and not be exposed to people laughing at the fact that a man accidentally emailing the wrong Mike on his address book may have resulted in the death of their precious favorite wrestling company.

Please give me details on this.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



When Kronik were around I thought they were awesome. But I was also 14.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Molly Holly randomly paid for Beth Phoenix to go to wrestling school out of her own pocket, as a way of paying it forward, after having met her once for like ten minutes at a convention. Molly Holly is a saint, is what I'm saying, and that makes this all way more confusing.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



DrVenkman posted:

but if they injected him into things earlier on and made it part of the invasion? Then I could see it working.

This is pretty much the entire problem with the invasion. They didn't want to pay big money for the big guys, from Bishoff to Goldberg, so none of it worked.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



flashy_mcflash posted:

mods please change my name to Davey Boy Mootzer.



Is Davey Boy Mootzer friends with Shave Seltzer?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




To be fair, TNA is the exact kind of garbage that would be on TLC these days.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Yeah, that's almost sane compared to most of the stuff here. Honestly if the WWE continue down this road I could see them just disappearing. Not today or tomorrow, but if trends continue for ten or twenty years...

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



What happened with TNA that they're all celebrating? Did they get that show on AMC right after Walking Dead so it has the lead in it deserves? Is it on Discovery? Am I going to be able to discover TNA soon?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Wait it's on Destination America? Not even like, the REAL Discovery channel? Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



achillesforever6 posted:

All those chains and no one bringing up the local places :negative:

Though if I had a gun to my head go with Pizza Hut all the time

Depending on where they live I don't blame them for going with chains. If they're in Chicago or New York they should be loving shot for going to a chain, but if they're in like, Des Moines or something then at least chain pizza will be consistent and not weird and gross tasting.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Is Wrestlemana a show where wizards wrestle each other? Cause I'd watch that.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



TNAs reality show to be shot all by film students working for "exposure" and "material for their reels."

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Did you guys miss that he's subtly comparing Bull to a loser nerd involuntary celibate, and Baron to some alpha jock rear end in a top hat who steals all the girls?

Or I might be reading too much into it, and have to little faith in people on the internet when it comes to being creepy nerds.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



dsriggs posted:

"You can compare the six-sided ring with the 231 gates in the Kabbalah"

He's right. You CAN do that. You probably shouldn't, but you can.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



super macho dude posted:

"Seth has about 13,000 in savings." Holy gently caress. Dudes doing pretty good for himself actually.

That's $12,995 more than I currently have in savings.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




I wish TNA was like Smile so I wouldn't have to hear about it for forty years.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



MrBling posted:

wait, who is Tyrus?

Brodus Clay.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




They're right, he's not the Rock. That much is painfully obvious.

E: I'm also very glad he's the only Roman Reigns. I couldn't deal with more than one.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



At the time I was SUPER into American Bad rear end Undertaker. Looking back I understand it was loving terrible, but I don't care. I will always remember the night that Kid Rock played on Raw, got all the swearing in that song past the censors who were always too slow or early bleeping it, and then Undertaker was there on a motorcycle. And I will cherish that memory.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Yuriy posted:

hed fit right in here

WWE IS racist and homophobic though.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



ayn rand hand job posted:

I showed a friend NXT R-Evolution for the first time last week, and this was the first question he asked during the Neville/Zayn match.

Same. Not even joking.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I kind of hope he's right so I don't have to resub to the Network.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



oldpainless posted:

He's right though.

Yes, dressing up like a monster from outerspace is the same as dressing up in blackface. Exactly the same.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



He's not even dressing up like a black person though, so the PYF stuff where they're probably saying it's cool for a white girl to dress in black face if they're cosplaying Michonne or something doesn't apply. He's painted like he's got alien symbiote goo all over him, which is red and black.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Onmi posted:

This is a person looking at something that has nothing wrong with it and finding fault. There is absolutely zero wrong with Balor's paint and if you think there is, quite frankly you're just like them.And given your snap rude assessment, I would assume that's correct. So calm down and act like an adult.

He's not disagreeing with there being nothing wrong with Balor's facepaint. He even says the guy is a geek and overly eager. But he's also right about the vast minority of people insane enough to think Balor's facepaint is somehow racist are what causes shitheads to go "ARGH PC POLICE!" every time someone does point out something that IS actually offensive.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mob posted:

hmm yes ah the heh uncultured swine who pay for Hulu Plus yet do not even peruse the list of black and white French and Japanese movies from pre-1950. true "marks" heh did you see the term I used

Hulu is such a weird loving place for the Criterion Collection to have ended up online. I feel like a venn diagram of the people who want to pay $10 a month to be able to stream Big Bang Theory or whatever from their iPhone and the people who would want to stream Criterion movies are just two separate circles, drawn on totally separate pieces of paper, by different people.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Jonny Angel posted:

I'm gay as gently caress and in my opinion, Let's Go Cena

I'm pretty straight, and I say Cena Sucks.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I can't wait for Brock Lesnar to accidentally kill The Rock when he tears every single roided up muscle in his body all at once during this match.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Tonight was the perfect use of MITB though, and it's inherent ridiculousness was part of why it was great. Rollins hauling rear end down the ramp in case they got back up and tried to beat him up, and then, after realizing he was in the clear, celebrating as if he had just won clean was the best loving thing.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



HulkaMatt posted:

I mean they're fine now, but have they really?

If they're fine now, then they have gone miles, because they used to be complete trash.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



sticklefifer posted:

:laffo: I'm pretty sure foreplay is in the top three things women have ever said about requirements in their sex lives, right behind "consent" and "don't cheat on me".

I think it's even worse than what you think here. I think this dude is literally saying that all women are asexual and get nothing from sex, foreplay or not.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



oldpainless posted:

God in heaven TNA is still in business?

Billy Corgan works there now!

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I don't follow TNA at all, so can someone explain the "they hired nazis" thing to me, please?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Wait wait wait. Sunny is doing porn? 11 year old me is pumping his fist into the air and screaming "woo" like Ric Flair, while current me is going "well that's about 20 years too late" and getting really sad, and I don't know how to reconcile these two feelings.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



triplexpac posted:

Paul Heyman got in poo poo cause he listened in to a Raw creative team meeting once I think haha.

The truth of this is even better. He actually wasn't listening in when they thought he was, but he had done so on every other single conference call they had before that.

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