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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Why can nobody on ringsideconfessions spell Bayley?

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I do agree with that guy on one thing; WWE is leaving a lot of poitnela on the table.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Am I supposed to know who Jim Grabowski is, other than being the coolest dude in the world?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


WWE.com used to do an official fantasy draft lottery. It was structured poorly and strongly favored picking heels, as I recall.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Gonzo McFee posted:

Perhaps you didn't read correctly. He's a fat gently caress who does fat gently caress moonsaults. Roman can't compete.

are his fat moonsaults as good as Bam Bam or KO's fat moonsaults?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I'm not good at football.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Sanguinia posted:

Aesop Poprock, when you have an old horse there's only two things you can do: either KILL IT... OR GET RID OF IT!

MR DOT COM is here because of THE WEB! CYBER!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


flashy_mcflash posted:

Reminder: Eric Bischoff came up with the Aces and Eights and WCW: Mortal Kombat.

Bischoff rules, I agree

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Eric Bischoff had a sleeper cell of his enormous Samoan pals who he used a secret code word to activate.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



oh no whatever will they do

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I thought Mickie got let go because she kept missing appointments on a European tour? That's what I heard at least. Maybe Cena fired her for being late.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The springboard stunner is so great exactly because of how stupid and out of place it is. It's like Cena was walking out and someone told him "hey you should do dumb indie moves, starting now" and that's what his robot brain decided that meant.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


To be fair, I'm pretty sure that poster is like 14, and TND are like the exact thing I would have been far too mature and classy to like when I was 14 and basically an adult, DAD.

Or they aren't and that's a real bad post. One of the two.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Ostentatious posted:

uproxx did a top 12 (?) 7 footers list and didn't even list Kevin Nash what the gently caress

Nate (the author) actually addresses this in the comments. WWE, including the Raw SNES game, says Nash is 6'11. They don't want him to be a seven footer.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Kevin Nash is a fairly tall man, sure. But a seven footer he shall never be.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


WCW isn't canon.

Height wise, Kevin "Above Average Sexy" Nash is closer to The Rock than Andre the Giant.

projecthalaxy fucked around with this message at 02:36 on May 13, 2016

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The almost powerless Kevin Nash, wearing thick shoes and trying to sneakily lift his heels off the ground when the seven footers come around.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Maybe Scott Hall was the taller Outsider all along and they were just that good at working the boys

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


What if I'm mad because he's champ and a generic Lebanese-Canadian boy isn't?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son




This does not appear to be a flip yet it appears to be good???

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


If you'd like to see the contest that's causing all the furor, New Japan just put it up on their YouTube channel:

https://youtu.be/_TgbxaQcheQ

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


ThePariah posted:

Sasha losing a match would require her to have one, she lost the last match of hers that I can remember.

She was on the winning team of a Becky/Nattie/Paige/Sasha vs Charlotte/Summer/Naomi/Tamina match on the 4/18 Raw, but didn't get the fall. Her only even slightly televised match since then is beating Summer on the 5/31 Main Event. I had to look both of those up on Cagematch. She has had two Raw and one Main Event match since Mania. She has, however, won all three.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I can't believe TNA and the Sharks teamed up to kill Amber Rayne.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I want Corbin to come out and cut the infamous Death Valley promo verbatim now, including talking about Brother Paul and such. See if he can handle being Bikertaker at his worst.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Is there even $200 of TNA merch available?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I hope the Jeff Jarrett edition guitar has the bracket on the back to put the firework in, as that's the most important part of a Jarrett guitar to me.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


WrasslorMonkey posted:

How does one win a hotdog collar match?

eat 20 feet of hot dogs

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


All the posts on Rovert's website are backdated two weeks.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


if only there were multiple tourist attractions/employers in orlando that did 100x TNA's business every day or something. That would be nice.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Between this dude and the pipebomb dude from a couple weeks back it's a really cool time to like wrestling imo

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I think they are all really good and believe each one more than the last. That's my posting confession

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Go RV! posted:

As opposed to Finn, who actually was a model.

What was he a model for, Weird-looking Dudes Quarterly?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


she's the Psycho Sid of the women's division for better and for worse

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Kevin Dunn: "Ooh, poor little millenial babby doesn't want to get genocided? Time to lose."

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


It's really cool to fake your own death to work the boys readers of your tna blog???

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Out of respect for tradition, the dolph vs brock amateur match should occur in an airplane aisle, at speed.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


flashy_mcflash posted:

A trifecta of the hottest takes



"This guy's wife loves him. What a cuck!"

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


dsriggs posted:

I mean... Would it surprise you if Vince booked Maria to get with Ziggler within a year?

Only because it wasn't Roman.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


"lets all listen to the numbers the dumb autism man says, and not believe in our own justice" - The Marks, 198x - 2017

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


what is the benefit of this particular long con

did they have a donation box for the dead not dead mod

for what reason

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