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apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

cagliostr0 posted:

I'm surprised we haven't seen any deranged takes yet about the seat filler waiting area sign during the Jericho match yesterday

There was a post about it on r/SquaredCircle that just said "lol seat fillers"

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apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Well, when it comes right down to it, they just didn't set it up enough for Crapple. That's okay. My, look at that sunrise. That's beautiful.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Sometimes people see something and think "whoa, cool." Sometimes people want a little more. It takes all kinds to make a world.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
That exchange about who did or didn't bleed was about Yuta, not Moxley. Sorry for being a stickler. Mox bleeds in 95% of his matches and he wouldn't dare keep all his blood in him during a PPV main event. Again, sorry. But it was Yuta they were talking about.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

Crapple! posted:

You're allowed to criticise AEW, but personally I wouldn't recommend it

I'm sorry for how you were treated, Crapple! I hope you won't be dissuaded from sharing your thoughts in the future. One time I was lambasted for saying I thought The Acclaimed were bad. I feel your pain.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Following Meltzer on Twitter is such a treat. His star ratings make people so loving mad I love it.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
It's viral marketing to get me to watch Stardom and hell it might just work

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

Why does every faux-intellectual weirdo on Twitter post like this?

I know why.

It's because line breaks add gravitas, somehow.

Are you paying attention?

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
That's the God Of Pro Wrestling, dammit

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
https://twitter.com/BravoCoolee/status/922441205035798528?s=20

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
I don't understand the charcuterie board joke :(

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

History Comes Inside! posted:

WWE sent him a very lovely charcuterie board that he was really hyped about



A Fancy Hat posted:

Alfred Konuwa was once sent a "dope rear end" charcuterie board (his words) by the WWE because they thought his articles for Forbes meant he was a distinguished writer or something.

Haha nice, thanks

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

Rarity posted:

Who is BPJ? I only know Beepie

I think they mean BPT, Brian Pillman Twonior

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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If you say the letters B and P out loud (English pronunciation) it sounds like Bee Pee, or Beepie, with -pie being pronounced like pee, not like a key lime pie

Sorry if this is more confusing.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
There's literally a line of people waiting for their chance to take their selfies at the summit. And there's frozen poo poo and piss and trash everywhere. And it costs like a hundred grand to get walked up there. Everest sucks man. This ain't no Summit of the Gods type poo poo no more.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
My favorite bit is clocking when a wrestler gets put in an armbar or something and sells and sells and then gets to the ropes whereas the same hold in MMA would be an instant tap lest the opponent break your arm

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
I thought All About Eve was that show with Sandra Oh :shrug:

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
https://twitter.com/thesuperjcast/status/1726158743694659737?s=20

Eddie did a lot of jobs in the G1, what's this guy's deal

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

Punch McLightning posted:

I personally think it's more likely that Tony refers to holding multiple belts at the same time as unifying them, like he did when Omega held the AAA, Impact, & AEW World belts.

That was the vibe I got. Tony's not unilaterally evaporating Eddie's NJPW STRONG title.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Thank you Tony Khan I didn't know He existed when I started watching New Japan Pro Wrestling but He was there with me

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Who in AEW is Jar Jar Binks in this analogy?

Danhausen

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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I'm with Dave

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

Dawgstar posted:

Why can't Bryan watch the entirety of a show he I presumes receives some money to watch and then talk about?

Learned helplessness

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
When I am confronted with something I don't understand I shut down and start crying so I get where they're coming from

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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I wanna see the gif

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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The stock is down because more and more people are getting behind the resurgent All Japan Pro Wrestling.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Has the G1 ever had a match in the block finals be no DQ no countout

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

Cavauro posted:

that guy didn't specify offensive linemen or defense. and whether they're edge rushers or not. look at this scary picture i found



i don't want to be scared by myself

It's okay, Smoothe Dusty Rhodes can't hurt you

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
If Okada does indeed go to AEW I would have to think NJPW might start reconsidering their partnership but I dunno really how all that works. But it does seem bad for a lot of your big stars to keep leaving to work with your partner instead

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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I'm just not sure what NJPW gets out of the partnership with AEW is equitable with what AEW seems to gain. I wouldn't call AEW a bad partner, but I would be incredibly skeptical if I were in the NJPW office (which I am, I grab lunch for President Ace)

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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I might get torched here for this but I actually feel similarly to that person about TJPW; the wrestling mostly ain't that great but I like everyone involved well enough for it not to matter

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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16-bit butt head is postin about Dave arguin on Twitter again again

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
The AEW show I went to a guy yelled "You look like a horse" at Aubrey Edwards and me and my wife and everyone around us yelled at him to shut da gently caress up. I think some people are just lovely and like to be lovely in public and that stinks

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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This is the thread for pointing and laughing at dumb wrestling takes, after all.

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Somebody call OSHA

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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(person who has never heard of the Montreal Canadiens) stab is that you?

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.


I generally like the snowboiiii but boy is he a dweeb about Ospreay. Unless you just set out to hate everything Ospreay does idk how you could have had such a bad time watching that match

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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Mr. Squishy posted:

But what does it mean that he's right?

I don't know. I just know it to be true. Shrug emoji

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apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

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It reminds me too much of that horrible jar video

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