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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
Triple h tore his quad off the bone when he knelt down to propose to stephanie

E:Finn Balor and Zack Ryder both got severely injured and finished matches in like the past five months. Yeah I'll give the jobber on the network show a pass.

shiksa fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Dec 29, 2016

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
nikki cross is good

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Gavok posted:

From an article with a headline asking if Jinder winning the title is the right call.



Out of curiosity, I decided to check his profile to see his "talent with computers."





didnt know da share z0ne had such strong wrestlepinions

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i wanna know where this guy got the idea that the free market will lead to payment for gifs, as if every gif out there is from a socialist government gif-making program

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

MrBling posted:

He is not serious enough about the legitimate sport of professional wrestling.

it's truly a shame to see someone as flippant as chuck taylor compete with serious athletes like minoru suzuki, who has worked for ddt, and his partner, a wildman who uses a tin claw to win matches.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
iizuka just fascinates me for some reason. by all accounts, he shouldn't really have a career wrestling, in 2017, in a company with a reputation for good workrate. but there he is, the 1994 wcw gimmick, not wrestling good matches, against all odds.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Cavauro posted:

They pretty much sold the show as the main event with naito it seems like

I mean that's the only reason I even vaguely knew Michael Elgin was in Chicago. at the very least the "oh well if people booed him that's just good heelin he's a draw baby" is a little disingenuous when hes traveling with one of new japans biggest stars who rarely goes to the states.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Aphrodite posted:

Mandy Rose is already better at everything than Sable was.

this is for the women who wanna be me, and the men who came to see me, who wants to see the griiiind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY_DF2Af3LM

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

The only tattoo artists that will do nazi ink are hardcore lifer nazis. You can't go into some random parlor and pick them off the wall, you have to actively seek them out, typically by knowing a nazi who has also had their ink done there. Also doesn't explain poo poo like this



also a bit of a sticky wicket there is they had the literal nazi tattoos before they had biker gimmicks



if the harris brothers arent nazis anymore, well, good obviously, but yeah they at least were nazis lol

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Cerebral Bore posted:

According to Wikipedia he's been on Dynamite four times. Given that they recently had their 100th episode this would mean that he has appeared on approximately 4% of episodes. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine if this counts as frequent or not.

if you would consider, say, jerry's uncle leo a frequent seinfeld character then eric counts

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
you cant just give away money matches like bryan danielson and aaron solo on youtube its madness

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

up and coming homegrown stars like, uh, damian priest and la knight

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

super macho dude posted:

Reliable sources are saying he's going to clique back up with the EVP Young Bucks and start wearing Porter Wagoner style suits


nudie suit hangman must become real God damnit

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
getting into the brain of someone who is unironically doing the "haha yea get em boss! what an epic fail!" toady routine to Eric fuckimg bischoff in the year of our lord, 2k24

I found a little doorway, being John Malkovich style, the second it kicked on I started pissing and farting and barfing everywhere, not related to the bischoff thing thats just a side effect of being John malkovoching someone, they didn't go into it in the movie, artistic license

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
adam cole has literally always looked like a slightly jacked 14 year old lol

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

rare Magic card l00k posted:

who is that next to cole

thats mr wardlow

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

MassRafTer posted:

Burying the lede

https://twitter.com/TeaKaGee/status/1760056133354508579

https://twitter.com/TeaKaGee/status/1760058898386497841

I love when Leslie acts like he knows everything and then reveals he is clueless.

i was mutuals with this guy on twitter before i stopped using twitter. he used to be just, clout chasey but normal. i guess the former took over??

lol at ice cube jr. that classic "tell dont show" cinema. just watch the wrestling match dude!! its pretty simple its made for children!! you never seen a wrestler and been into their whole steeze just like, from the moment u saw em? couldnt be me, sorry

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

rare Magic card l00k posted:

i legit didn't recognize him did wardlow get fired and this is his rick bognar equivalent

its a really bad haircut

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Shard posted:

Who does Chris want to watch exactly?

greg valentine and larry zybysko turning around the same hammerlock, forever

comparing orange cassidy to hulk hogan is one of the best wrestling fan takes ive ever heard lol

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
indy wrestling

indie music

thats what feels right to me and im sticking by it

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
do they understand that like, jun akiyama and the cmll guys are making special appearances and aren't like, new main roster mainstays?

has the open nature of aews booking completely shorted the fedwatcher brain?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Tampa Bae posted:

It went NWA > Jay-Z > Nas > Tyler The Creator for me, I didn't grow up with american hip-hop or rap I should probably get into Run The Jewels or Wu-Tang Clan or some groups that aren't weird

you should listen to wu-tang clan, yes. run the jewels is a certain mood and def the rowdiest crowd ive ever been in but you should definitely check out wu-tang clan

The_Rob posted:

This is objectively one of the worst takes I’ve ever read. Chronic, chronic 2001, westside connection, fuckin Nate dogg and Warren g???

nwa is kind of basic in retrospect but it was also an innovator so, you know, two sides to a coin. g-funk rules generally tho, regulate is one of the best songs of all time

shiksa fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Feb 28, 2024

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Eat This Glob posted:

this reminds me that RTJ and Wu Tang toured together once and i missed it and now im mad i missed it all over again

i think the maddest ill ever be about missing a show that i could have gone to is Death From Above 1979 > Queens of the Stone Age > Nine Inch Nails

i kick myself all the time, granted i was like 16 but still. three of my all time favorite bands all in a row are u loving kidding me ugh

e: IN THEIR loving PRIMES

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Endless Mike posted:

I went to this

drat you endless mike. you have made a powerless enemy on this day. how was it?

Tampa Bae posted:

Queens of the Stone Age at their prime was when Dave Grohl decided to do the drums for Songs of the Deaf and Josh being asked in an interview if everything was "Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll?" and Josh said "Only six drugs?" because he was barely paying attention to the question. I sat by the Ocean is pretty good tho. Trent only produced the immigrant song cover with Karen O after the 90's that was good

"nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol... ohhh

- josh homme realizing he knows way more than six drugs

UnleashedDad posted:

This was like my second concert I ever saw and I'll still never forget this one.

taking body blows left and right here

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Jade Cargill IS That Individual!! 👀👀👀

shades of Woken Matt Hardy

god drat they tried to kill that gimmick dead lol

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Power Windows posted:

The Undertaker got MMA-pilled and started keeping his hands up during matches and it was the hokiest poo poo ever

the best pure striker in the wwe. he was a zombie biker man who crucified Steve Austin. Real poo poo

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

will ospreay should be like... a soccer guy and he goes everywhere with a soccer ball and says "oi mate thats one-nil" when he wins a match, thats when he will make sense to me, a wrestling connoisseur

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

"the best commentator aew had" good lord now that is a take

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i thought being a cornette or russo devotee was pathetic, it has got absolutely NOTHING on the brewing "kevin kelly is a mistreated genius" crew

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

A Fancy Hat posted:

WWE could accidentally cut to a static shot of a jar of mayo for the entirety of Smackdown and a non-zero portion of the fanbase would declare it the greatest thing ever.

triple paul is cooking the sloppiest wettest tuna salad youve ever seen

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

"and you can trust me, i've worked in companies where people died in the ring!"

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Shard posted:

What is the worst business decision in wrestling? Maybe ECW signing with TNN but only because in hindsight it was just used as a test before they dropped them for WWE.

maybe not catastrophic to the business bc it was already going down, but Eric bischoff signing a deal with KISS to 1) have a wrestler based on gene simmons' look 2) have KISS do a live concert on tv in like 1999 and 3) ensure the KISS Demon main evented at least one ppv is one of the stupidest contracts that's ever been devised for wrestling imo

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

apophenium posted:

Giving Hogan creative control

given the way things turned out this might be the first domino yeah

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

whats the point in being an anti-aew + anti-cena guy?? also sure yea im sure aew would hate having a huge crossover mega star, real wrestling promotions just aren't that fame hungry yknow

unless there's like, a giant egg or smth

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

[guy who's only ever seen mercedes mone in wwe] this is giving me some wwe vibes

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
riho has a match on tv like once every other month at most, like, I know most of these losers are wildly misogynistic, but what about specifically riho makes them foam at the mouth? she's honestly barely pushed at all for the inaugural champ, same as p much every non-britt or rosa women's champ

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

MassRafTer posted:

A very unique blend of racism and misogyny that has been around for years but scientists really started to understand 10 years ago. You can learn more about it here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3961361

its becoming a "dead dove, do not eat" situation when I wonder what the source of some heinous, batshit, finger completely off the pulse wrestling take comes from nowadays

buncha dipshits listening to a miserable dipshit so they can be more miserable like him, great stuff

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Shard posted:

god this is literally the bit my daughter does "you don't wanna see my dark side" she says in a really nerdy voice.

oh man she is gonna hate when u bring that up in the future lol

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Integrated Houston posted:

It does have some great entrances



don't spoil cody's mania entrance geez

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Shard posted:

lol she wants me to make it clear that she is not stating this sincerely, she is doing it to make fun of the people who say poo poo to the nature of you don't want to see my dark side.

i appreciate how complicated your daughter's bits are

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