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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

LvK posted:

Surely Vince McMahon has a shady top-secret chemical engineering team under his wing by now. Surely.

Well, we had one wrestler who used voodoo to get an edge, why not have one who uses science, bitch?

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

A laptop killing Warrior? Now that's just silly.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Tharizdun posted:

The first article is up , and it is worse than anything you could imagine (it's about seasoning packets at McDonalds)

/nothing-acred-anymore/

Off to a good start. Also, a JavaScript prompt when you try to close a window. Consider this steaming pile of hot garbage on my blacklist.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Not sure if he was larger back in the SES days but at the end of his run he was obviously injured and not able to train properly so he wasn't as cut as he used to be.

hm, I don't remember punk ever having more than a 1 pack.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Huh, we need to get the "Vince murdered every dead wrestler" detectives on the case. We must know if Vince also murdered Original Kane (he did).

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

This is just another hilarious Photoshop thread, right?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


I see. So she's stupid like a fox. It all makes sense now.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I thought this thread was about laughing at silly opinions :stare:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

super macho dude posted:

DVR has never been invented yet.

... what?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I'm a bit surprised none of you have tried to buy one of these chucklefucks an account here.

Imagine someone buying an account for all of them.

I'd have a constant, raging boner for at least a day after witnessing the rage on both sides followed by the quick and inevitable bans.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

THATCHER BRAINWASH posted:

What a deluded dickhead

I mean, at this point it's just damage control, right? Going way over the top to make it all look like it was an act all along?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Maxwell Lord posted:

You can get banned from a subreddit?

You have been banned from /r/pyongyang

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


I read the URL and expected this to be about Chris Jericho raping an "unwilling" John Cena.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Rarity posted:

What's up with these RXT avs?

#Rovertlution

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

goc posted:

Don't you understand? Velvet doesn't want to have kids and thus, obviously, condoms.

S

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

If only fifty-thousand people care what Dave has to say, then why should I?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

CobiWann posted:

The time has never been better for a Cool Runnings remake.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

SpaceWolfPurrp posted:

The Rasslor Vs Monkey

Literally the best wrestling match to have ever happened.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I am also with Ramen on this one

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

loving millennials.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I wondered what Vacant had been up to

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

It is a fact that TNA female wrestlers are pure http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/1110/603680/taryn-terrell-on-becoming-a-born-again-christian/

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Really, though. How has that not happened?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

flashy_mcflash posted:

HARD TRUTHS ABOUT MELISSA JOAN HART

That's the good stuff right there. Thank you, friend.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Lady Naga posted:

Why?

Not specifically "why are they fighting in this particular instance?" but "who gives enough of a poo poo about youtube wrestling videos to fight over them?"

Why are you on the internet asking that question?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

We need to get back to having failed actresses rape AJ Styles

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

bobkatt013 posted:

Do you remember when Aces and 8's were murdering people with a hammer?

Pushing people onto train tracks is only borderline illegal.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

TNA fans are also basically like Jesus

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

St Evan Echoes posted:

Why did JR get taken off the WWE announce team? Too old? Too much of a rasslin guy? Too likely to talk about what's going on in the ring than spout a million sales pitches?

Plus he's also a gross cripple!

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

The crazy thing is his girlfriend then accurately guessed the size of Batista's dick.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Von Linus posted:

This is why wrestling will never replace ballet as an art form. No one fantasy books the Swan to win and grow massive Swan tits.

I googled "swan tits" and am now wondering if you were making a double reference.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Great White Hope posted:

Mods change my name to Alberto Del Queero.

Sure you wouldn't rather have Daughter's Bleeding Lungs?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

NickRoweFillea posted:

Lemme hit you with a #wellactually and say that Xavier is the best member, tied with Big E. Kofi is also tied for the best.

I found this very insightful. Could you also comment on where Francesca and Francesca II fall within the New Day hierarchy?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Yeah yeah we get it. She's 49. Who cares.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Sure she did. Towards the end she was the one with the small boobs.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Because of the integrity of the diva's division

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Luckily I couldn't find it on Youtube, so I'll just be happy believing it was just a sick, twisted joke.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

coconono posted:

Armenian. He took his step-dad's last name.

He had his name legally changed to Colby Lopez from Colby Rollinsian.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Ostentatious posted:

what if I want Japanese Gumby to be champ

An artist's rendition of the above post

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

ThePariah posted:

Backyard wrestling is TNA's future.

I mean, they literally announced a match at Hardy's house...

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