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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Mods change my name to Dogshit Meltzers DirtShits.

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


We're through the looking glass people :tinfoil:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


sticklefifer posted:

Impact, but as a reality show about Dixie's complete mismanagement of a wrestling company. I'd watch the hell out of that.

Definitely. As long as I dont have to watch two hours of the actual wrestling, just the slow descent into indy house show hell, like a weekly Beyond The Mat.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


sportsgenius86 posted:

They order dominos delivery so they can meet their favorite TNA superstars.

Brilliant.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I dont get Destination America as a channel through my DirectTv package, and Im a better person for it.

/watches Championship Wrestling From Hollywood on MavTV and dies a little inside every time.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Blasmeister posted:

Look forward to the TNA/Sex Sent Me To The ER crossover

Bram's new angle is that he LITERALLY fucks Janice and gets sent to the Sex ER.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


These people on TNAsylum are worse than Holocaust deniers.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



This is my favorite so far. Textbook case of TNA Stockholm Syndrome.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Dude's uncles.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Stupid casuals ruining our business.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


For once, he's right. TNA is definitely an alternative to WWE, like the difference between showering or just spraying Axe body spray on yourself when you wake up. Both are options.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



:captainpop:
Dat font

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Anonymous posted:

[8:1] WWE shop
1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 16:14
go to WWE shop
so many pictures of sluts in Ambrose gear
Ambrose is a "little crazy" and aggressive
these are typically bad attributes to have
kind of character that perpetuates 'muh rape culture'
he can master all those titties at any time
probably loving Renee right this moment

loving women, not even once

:fella:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



EXACTLY :colbert:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


DVR has never been invented yet.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


flashy_mcflash posted:

Reminder that the Hunt For Willow segments featured Rockstar Spud doing pratfalls in blackface.



I'll never forget that TNA used Willow's barn as the same place that James Storm kidnapped a japanese wrestler and shot torture porn in. Truly a TNA crowning achievement in production design.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


rovert posted:

ozell hairston The Shut in • 10 minutes ago
Yes it was lovely before reigns came but he is themain culprit who loving sucks in that company regardless what happened beforehand he's the shittiest wrestler in the wwe right now hands down and people keep making excuses for him talking about it was shows fault no the gently caress it wasn't show has shown in the past he can put on great matcbes look at 2012 against sheamus reigns is poo poo regardless heel or face the match was poo poo because of reigns not the big show and to factor in the match got boring daniel bryan and roman sucks chants so let that sink in

Holy poo poo that run-on sentence :psyduck:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



"Seth has about 13,000 in savings." Holy gently caress. Dudes doing pretty good for himself actually.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Je suis Roman Reigns :911:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Some new gems from wwesucks. Logic dictates that the people who post there are junior high age, but my heart tells me its more like mid-30's aged neckbeards.

Anonymous posted:

2014-12-18 08:13
This crap is CRAPP! Simple! If you place the realm of reality, inwitch WWE is unaware of, over the realm sports ent, you'll come to notice something. The McMahons (& Carter) are the Illuminati, & Cena is Hollywood, the celebirty the illuminati use as a puppet to lure our children into eating rat poison. "Come children, look, I got candy for you. Good little zombie, eat the candy now, & dont the candyman. No! Dont eat me, I'm the candyman. No, little Jimmy! No cookies for you, only gumballs & lolipops." Who's smarter? Hollywood John Cena or the zombie children?

A treatise on the legitimacy of professional wrestling as a sport:

Anonymous posted:

Watching wrestling is like watching gay porn
1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-06 23:51
Two fat guys humping each other for five minutes isn't a sport, please get a life you dimwits.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-13 03:28
ham fists
3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-17 13:41
Because wrestling is for degenerates.

Shut it down, goons, we've been made!

quote:

from the thread Gay Cena Sucks and so does WWE suck too
6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-06 23:49
what kind of human being watches wrestling any how?
7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-09 18:27
Authority made show is suck!!
8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-13 03:31
>>6-7
I seen this thread posted on some trashy wrestling site, the posters here are taking the pissing, fake thread.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-16 23:28
>>8
not that forum full queers called bodybuilding (gay) com.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-01-25 01:21
>>9
Nope it was that somethingawful forum where the 4chan queers go after getting banned.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I HAVE been banned from bodybuilding(gay)com though.

Calves too small :smith:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



I would be ok with doink/lesnar at 'mania

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Brock repeatedly german suplexing Doink, but everytime he hits it a Dink pops out of his jacket.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


wwesucks.com
BCJ1990 has got some great points and I hope that when John Cena reads his daily wwesucks.com update, he reads this.

quote:

Name: BJC1990 : 2015-02-04 11:57
Cena. I love the work you've done. I aprecciate your legacy. You are loved by many, booed by many, hated by some. Stop drink so much, its effecting who you are. You are becoming a punk because of you drinking. Ask those around you John, if you dont believe me, especially the love of your life, Nikki. That alcholal is changing you for the worse. Keep drinking that alchohal, & you're going to become the very person you hate the most, a lowlife scumbag. You will be miserible. You lose everything you have one by one, starting with Nikki. Someday you'll wake up & find someone else looking back at you in the mirror. Someone you hate or even dispise. Your life will end via suicede due to not being able to live with who you have become. The reason you drink so much is because your time on top is up or very close to done. This isnt easy to face this truth at all for you. This is what you love to do most. Wrestle! You've gotten adictted to being #1, & the spotlight attention that gives you. Its quite a challenge to let this all go, isnt it, John? I would find to be just as hard, I'm sure of it. There are better ways to coup with this. My tip: Look at the legacy you left behind. Look at the mark you made. Now look ahead of you. What do you see that might await you on that horizon? Hollywood, movies, TV Shows? A wack at MMA? Charity? Entrepenuership? You have far more talent then you reallize, John Cena, we all do. Alchohal will only make you miserible. Looking foward to the custumizible future can only lift your spirits. Talk to those around you that have been where you are, especial Hulk Hogan & your dad. They will help you. By the way don't forget. "Eat your vitemans & say your prayers," Brother, (LOL). I mean it. Talk to your dad first. Dont worrie, be happy. Thats my motto. Alcohal is NOT the way to go. NEVER EVER GIVE UP! Especially NOT on yourself. Get outta that Illuminati if you really are in it. That aint the answer you seek. Seek Jessus Christ, & ye shall be saved. Illuminati cant touch you if you truly give your life to Jessus Christ, the one true savior of all humankind. Have faith. Pay no attention to Satan's dirty tricks. You have a bright future ahead if you choose it to be. I can only help so much. Brother Cena, I may nvr meet u r know u, but I love you very much, & I am thankful for you & your works are great. NEVER GIVE UP!

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I do not believe thats only the first time he's used the expression "clam my nerves".

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I can confirm that WWE is actively pursuing the idea that maybe they should or shouldnt consider thinking about the employment status of an unnamed free agent wrestler.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


JBL, Connor The Crusher is known as the Sick Kid who died with Brain Cancer and you can read all about it on the WWE App.

super macho dude fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Mar 10, 2015

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


but really, aren't we ALL metsfan4ever?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


bobkatt013 posted:

TNA is the movie Teeth.

:five:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


wwesucks.com

quote:

Name: BJC1990 : 2015-05-24 09:44
I'm barely a fan of this crap we call modern-day PW, I've been dirt poor all my life. I once bought into the idea that the indys were better the poo poo on the tv. Then I discover that as indy wrestlers put on much better matches, some of the storylines are still full of the same ol' crap I see on tv, that I was trying to escape from. I've discovered PW in late 2007, at the end of the ruthless aggression era. I agree that The PG Era killed has all but WWE. Thats why, in 2008, I switched to TNA the second I discovered. I seen the writing on the wall. Was nvr into ROH much as it was just a ripoff origonal ECW, but I tried. Then came The Brisco Bro's to turn me off from ROH for yrs to come. Back in early 2007, I researched the living hell out of the history of the PW industry & WWE alike. In the process I've learned every little weakness (& strength) of WWE. I know their every weakness & exactly how to take them out & take their spot. Repeal & replace. I have countless ideas how to revolutionize this industry. All I need now is afew more lessons I can't learn via the internet. Afew hand-on lessons on how to run a pro wrestling promotion, & alot of money & I'm all gd to go. The idea of creating my very own wrestling promo has been bugging me since 2007. I looked at WWE when turn I was 18 & said with surety, "I can do better then this." The idea comes & goes, & refuses to leave me be for gd. I'm dirt poor & I flat suck at social networking, but I seem to be natual at marketing & managing a bisness. I'm thinking about getting the money through crowdsourcing/funding. I think its time to bring back legitimate, timed/clocked, matches...no rounds ofcourse, I'm not going that farrr. I want the ME to truly voted for by the fans, or truly fan-made. Fans can vote for the stipulation &/or who will peticipate in the ME match. Champion's open challenge to the world? No problem. Any pro wrestler or fan on Earth, even if under WWE contract, can take the challenge. Just sign the waver that states that my company IS NOT responsible for any bodily harm, & that you wrestle on your own behalf, & not for any company. The wrestlers would be paid 40% of whatever money the fans bid on them when the when. The loser only gets $1,000-2,500. No one bids on you or your match? You get paid the defualt amount of $1,000. Camras on drones & body cam on the refferies for the best viewing experience possible. One of my ideas is to have pressure sensors under the mat to send info to the commentaters laptop to give them scientific fun facts to share with the fan a wrestler gets chokeslammed for exp. Some names I'd like on my early days roster to put my promo on the map; The Von-Eric Bro's. Ted Dibease Jr. & his brother, Jeremy Blanchard, Kid Kash, Divari, that ??? Fish guy & Richie steambout, & Samoa Joe would be nice, but thats just wishful thinking. Thats my pipedream idea that I'm really contemplating as of late. Is it worth my money to do this? Would you, as a fan, like to see this become a reallity? If so, would you get behind it? I always say, starting a wrestling promo today, is like buying a circus in 1925. Is it worth the risk/gamble? Tell me what you think, & feel free share your ideas & opinions, plz. Wrestling for the fans, by the fans.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Im definitely watching TNA tonight now that I found out Wendys has a new pickle sandwich!

thats a lie. im definitely not watching TNA.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Fauxhawk Express posted:

http://www.tnamecca.com/2015/05/an-open-letter-to-roh-fans.html?spref=tw

First thing this reminded me of was the "Vote Linda and Obama" push from right before the 2012 election.

Hoooo boy, that reply from one Mike Arnold is gold.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


quote:

>Cameron Dre Hiralall: lol if he beat cena it must of been fixed like other matches haha

:stare:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


NomDePlume is a national treasure

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


sticklefifer posted:

TNA is the Grape Drink of wrestling.

TNA is the expired gallon jug of Tampico of wrestling.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


that Hanson guy must be green as grass, he's only been wrestling since 2001.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


coming soon to Destination America friday nights, Ben Miller Bayou BBQ Bigfoot Bonanza: Amish Ghost Wrestling News

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


pfffft, please. like Bully dont already raw dog that rear end anyway

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


LoveMachine droppin the hard truths.

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Aurain posted:

Why headline Wrestlemania when you can headline Slammiversary?

Sorry Phil, you'll have to job to Kurt Angle and Crazzy Steve in a reverse triple threat lockdown throwdown match™.

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