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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

marvin movie monster is . . . right

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

aew needs the return of beaver cleavage. its time

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

mr t would have won

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Benne posted:

I like this because "guy with a puppet bitching about wrestling" is exactly the kind of gimmick that would've been on 2010-era Channel Awesome

arlo reviews wrestling now?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

the wwe is, in many ways, run like game of thrones

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

MJeff posted:

Cody just kinda forgot that he gave up his title shot.

it was never cody's to begin with

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

ice cube's son is a mark

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

professional wrestling needs cool esoteric dark souls lore actually

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Drakkel posted:

There was also that one episode of TNA where they had like 2 minutes of wrestling the entire episode when the company was at it's absolute low point and shocking nobody it didn't turn the company around overnight.

it could have

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014


thats right... vince russo is the majority shareholder of WWE

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

booker pee

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

antonio inoki held the heavyweight belt but wwe wont acknwoledege it :sad:

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

wwe is the same company that wanted to do a video package for terry funk because they thought wwe fans wouldnt know who he was and they were probably right lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

coconono posted:

Basing your entire online personality around liking a company seems…unhealthy?

its healthy if its nintendo

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

coconono posted:

Dodge rolling is not a life skill

yes it is

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

AEW needs to become more like WCW, jack

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Goblin Queen posted:

"I love WWE because of the stories"

The stories: I need to win this title for my dad. Actually maybe I'll let the Rock try. Nevermind

everyone loves a spineless himbo

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

remembering when a young okada wrestled for TNA lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

never before have i seen people who arent in the television business care so much about ratings

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

the lower midcarder will destroy tony

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

rhea is right

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Goblin Queen posted:

Or maybe she's an executive's sex slave and being humiliated is part of the power dynamic?

:chloe:

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

the wwe is rated pg and they cant lose the toyline jade will simply need to call herself that witch that rhymes with itch from now on

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Jade "Freakin" Cargill

peggeh...

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

more like the middle aged bucks

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

even in the days of kayfabe most people knew this poo poo was a work lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

its really funny because the people that seemed the msot convinced that wrestling had to be real... was wrestlers who knew it was fake

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Drakkel posted:

Didn't Piper claim he had no idea wrestling was fake until he was in the ring having his first match?

lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

the sex ghost posted:

I like the people who claim people didn't know wrestling was fake in the 70s when they were threatening to kill heels, like a drunk crowd of rednecks wouldn't have tried to stab the freebirds if they knew it was a work

the beer was working them

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

remembering the time hulk hogan got pulled over and the cops found an unregistered gun in the car the hulkster tried to explain it was a misunderstanding and urged the two men riding with him to explain the situation... the passengers were the wild samoans who refused to break kayfabe so kept looking at each other and grunting in gibberish until all of them went to jail lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

one of the reasons professional wrestling may have become a work is because real wrestling is actually very boring and can take hours for someone to win

16-bit Butt-Head fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Mar 2, 2024

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

chris benoit will return in WM 40

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

History Comes Inside! posted:

Have you heard about this new thing called ‘trolling’

People like to do poo poo to deliberately upset other people, it’s wild

they arent trolling they genuinely believe this lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

the benoit rabbit hole is deep conspirarcy theories about vince or kevin sullivan murdering and framing him for his families death, benoit needs to be acknowledged he needs to be in all the hall of fame, benoit had CTE he shouldnt be erased because of his mistakes, oj simpson killed his wife why is he in the NFL hall of fame it just goes on forever lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

MassRafTer posted:

He is famous for never actually watching wrestling but commenting on it as much as he can.

he should post here

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

picturing the 60 year old undertaker and sting wrestling and loling my rear end off

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

they're old and cant wrestle by themselves anymore its time to let it go twitter

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

furthermore if sting and undertaker wrestled then undertaker would have won and sting would have been made to look like a fool by vince

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

(dead serious) undertaker is a bad wrestler with a memorable gimmick that has more bad matches than good ones and if it wasnt for the streak no one would care. sting meanwhile is badass and has always been cool

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