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French Canadian posted:Japanese urinals appear to pre-flush upon approaching them. Like they're really excited to see you or something. Same in Korea.
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I heard about this site on @midnight. It's like AirBnB except with bathrooms. https://airpnp.co/
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May 14, 2014 07:32
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One of the most interesting I saw was a toilet where you basically poo poo on a shelf, then it's washed away. I saw it in Hungary but apparently they're common in Germany too. - It wasn't technically a public toilet, it was at a restaurant
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May 14, 2014 12:24
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itsjustdrew posted:One of the most interesting I saw was a toilet where you basically poo poo on a shelf, then it's washed away. I saw it in Hungary but apparently they're common in Germany too. - It wasn't technically a public toilet, it was at a restaurant You're actually supposed to sit backwards on those ones, with your arms resting on the "tank"  
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May 15, 2014 00:36
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Hahaha, did people really tell you that?
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May 15, 2014 09:25
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Ah, the fabled 'AC Slater' technique.
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May 15, 2014 13:27
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appropriatemetaphor posted:You're actually supposed to sit backwards on those ones, with your arms resting on the "tank" Would be ideal if the tank wasn't above my head even when standing.
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May 17, 2014 02:25
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The automatic toilets I encountered during a trip in the US all made weird noises like a baby crying. Ours up in Canada didn't make that squealing sound. Caught me off guard everytime.
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May 24, 2014 04:21
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I'm starting to see more and more dual flow toilets in the US, in public restrooms no less.
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May 27, 2014 00:13
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The ones in London are actually not that terrible. Most of them you have to pay like 30p to get in and I guess they use that money to make them not poo poo holes.
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Jul 12, 2014 16:16
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loki k zen posted:The ones in London are actually not that terrible. Most of them you have to pay like 30p to get in and I guess they use that money to make them not poo poo holes. If they're anything like the ones in manchester, don't bother paying, pull the turnstile back to you a little bit, you can squeeze through easily enough, or just jump over.
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Jul 12, 2014 17:09
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They have people in boxes by the entrances who watch you. Yeah, I dunno either.
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Jul 12, 2014 19:46
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loki k zen posted:They have people in boxes by the entrances who watch you. So what you do, you take a poo poo on the floor, when taken to court, you say you didnt have 30p to pay for the loo. you should get away with a few hours of community service, probably picking up poo poo. But on the bright side you'll have many laughs while people try to stop you making GBS threads whilst arresting you.
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Jul 15, 2014 02:39
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Pay toilets are man's greatest sin.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:03
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freebooter posted:I would just take my pants off. And boy does that feel dignified. 
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Jul 15, 2014 15:31
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cent0r posted:My public toilet secrets: Starbucks for shits, McDonalds for piss. Hotels, always hotels. Open 24/7 and the bathrooms tend to be sparkling.
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Jul 30, 2014 02:03
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Hotels, always hotels. Open 24/7 and the bathrooms tend to be sparkling. Could you get away with that for free?
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Jul 31, 2014 01:40
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itsjustdrew posted:Could you get away with that for free? Why would a hotel make you pay 
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Jul 31, 2014 01:57
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Well they could just tell you to gently caress off, since you're not a guest, but I haven't experienced that yet.
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Aug 1, 2014 00:02
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elbkaida posted:Well they could just tell you to gently caress off, since you're not a guest, but I haven't experienced that yet. I imagine being a white adult male probably was a major factor in me always getting away with it.
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Aug 1, 2014 07:21
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It's been my experience that front desk people just really don't care. Back when my wife and I would do the camp out all night for Best Buy Black Friday thing (more for fun than profit), hotels were the best places to use the restroom. Just walk on by the front desk, say hi, then do your thing. Adding "Toilet defender" to the front desk clerks' job description would be more trouble than it was worth for management.
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Aug 2, 2014 01:32
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Be afraid.
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Aug 3, 2014 14:45
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Japanese toilets are the bomb. Wriggling around trying to get the bum gun to fire straight into your rear end in a top hat is kinda funny.
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Aug 3, 2014 17:14
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Throwing toilet paper in a bin is horrible and I always refuse to do it. Causing somewhat clogged pipes is still better than putting poo poo paper in a bin out in the open. I'd rather poo poo out side and use a leaf, even.
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Aug 3, 2014 17:57
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Well if everybody had that cool attitude, that is exactly what you would have to do! Think of the poor sod who will have to potentially unclog your poo poo, man!
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Aug 3, 2014 19:30
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elbkaida posted:Well if everybody had that cool attitude, that is exactly what you would have to do! Think of the poor sod who will have to potentially unclog your poo poo, man! A job is a job.
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Aug 4, 2014 04:41
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Scald posted:A job is a job. It's like a soldier getting their leg blown off by a landmine in Afghanistan. It probably won't happen but there's a chance that it will happen. You signed on for it.
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Aug 4, 2014 15:57
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Lost it, that's amazing.
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Aug 9, 2014 23:46
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Once I saw a toilet with poo poo piled higher than the seat. Like gutter punks just kept adding to it. Japanese public schools tend to have squatters for "cultural training."
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Aug 11, 2014 09:27
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I prefer the totally flat 3rd world squatters. Japanese squatters have this loving rim that just makes water and piss pool on the floor.
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Aug 11, 2014 09:28
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peanut posted:Once I saw a toilet with poo poo piled higher than the seat. Like gutter punks just kept adding to it. In the village where my granddad lived in China, they just piled the poo in the corner with a shovel until some poor sap comes to clean it up. I was like 4 at the time so it looked monstrously big but it probably wasn't as big as I remembered. Oh and the smell. The horror! the horror!
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Aug 11, 2014 16:43
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 medieval poo pooUnfortunately the holy poo poo altar I saw was in a public park in California.
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Aug 12, 2014 00:07
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peanut posted:
This was in a rural part of Guangdong, China. The place is falling apart now since nearly all the youth are opting to leave for the cities. You've got to question the mentality of the people who kept making GBS threads into a toilet that's collecting poo several inches high.
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Aug 12, 2014 13:37
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elbkaida posted:Well if everybody had that cool attitude, that is exactly what you would have to do! Think of the poor sod who will have to potentially unclog your poo poo, man! To be fair a lot of those signs are posted by old folks who just assume the pipes can't handle it. I don't know how many times I've seen bins full of poo poo paper and a toilet that sounds like a 747 taking off.
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Aug 12, 2014 15:19
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Eifert Posting posted:To be fair a lot of those signs are posted by old folks who just assume the pipes can't handle it. I don't know how many times I've seen bins full of poo poo paper and a toilet that sounds like a 747 taking off. Which is why it's my policy to do a test flush before evacuation.
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Aug 12, 2014 15:26
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so there's this slavoj zizek video about ideology and toilets which is pretty funny if you're into that sorta thing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AwTJXHNP0bg by far the worst public bathrooms I've visited were in China, no doors on the squatter stalls might seem very communal and even slightly old school Roman, but it really put me off my game.
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Aug 13, 2014 02:06
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Aug 21, 2014 02:59
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One thing I'm feeling kinda anxious about is the probability of needing to poo poo while traveling from the U.S. to Thailand via airplanes. Does anyone have any tips or strategies for making GBS threads while engaged in long airplane journeys that they'd like to share? My trip will have 2 stops/layovers (3 flights). The first layover (in an American city) will be 3 hours and 45 minutes long, and the second layover (in an Asian city) will be 2 hours and 30 minutes long. I assume that making GBS threads in an airport would generally be preferable over making GBS threads on an airplane, but I would hate to miss a flight as a result of having lost track of time while wiping my rear end in an airport restroom.
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Aug 22, 2014 04:32
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Is this your first cross-ocean flight? Your layovers are plenty long. You'll find toilets everywhere near departure/arrival gates. Airplane toilets are fine unless you're too fat to fit in. The Thai toilets outside of your hotel room, however, will probably be squatters with a faucet and a bucket for manual flushing.
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Drop a deuce on the plane once everyone's asleep. Flights to Asia from America are like 12-17 hours, you're just taking your revenge on the rear end in a top hat parents who won't discipline their kids.
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