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Cowabanga posted:
Bare feet on a public squatter? ARHGHHGHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo. If I had to poo poo in public, I'd rather use a squatter - at least you don't have your rear end and dick in contact with God knows what. You don't have to position your feet on the pads, you can do as wide as you like. Just don't slip.
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elbkaida posted:There are no toilets where you sit backwards in Germany... Test before using - some fire like a super soaker.
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Apr 17, 2014 11:50
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My public toilet secrets: Starbucks for shits, McDonalds for piss. Why? Because Starbucks are generally cleaner so you don't have to worry about wiping piss off the seat.
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May 8, 2014 17:07
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Japanese toilets are the bomb. Wriggling around trying to get the bum gun to fire straight into your rear end in a top hat is kinda funny.
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Aug 3, 2014 17:14
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Scald posted:A job is a job. It's like a soldier getting their leg blown off by a landmine in Afghanistan. It probably won't happen but there's a chance that it will happen. You signed on for it.
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Aug 4, 2014 15:57
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peanut posted:Once I saw a toilet with poo poo piled higher than the seat. Like gutter punks just kept adding to it. In the village where my granddad lived in China, they just piled the poo in the corner with a shovel until some poor sap comes to clean it up. I was like 4 at the time so it looked monstrously big but it probably wasn't as big as I remembered. Oh and the smell. The horror! the horror!
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Aug 11, 2014 16:43
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peanut posted:
This was in a rural part of Guangdong, China. The place is falling apart now since nearly all the youth are opting to leave for the cities. You've got to question the mentality of the people who kept making GBS threads into a toilet that's collecting poo several inches high.
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Aug 12, 2014 13:37
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medieval poo poo
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Eifert Posting posted:To be fair a lot of those signs are posted by old folks who just assume the pipes can't handle it. I don't know how many times I've seen bins full of poo poo paper and a toilet that sounds like a 747 taking off. Which is why it's my policy to do a test flush before evacuation.
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Aug 21, 2014 02:59
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Just poo poo when you need to man. There will be a toilet nearby, no matter where you are. Or find a corner and pretend you're just practicing your Asian squat.
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Aug 22, 2014 06:41
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Math Debater posted:Yeah, this sounds pretty nice. I just worry about the possibility of someone going through my backpack and stealing stuff while I'm making GBS threads and wiping my rear end in the airplane lavatory. I suppose I'll use one of my locks to keep my backpack's laptop compartment locked shut. Nobody is going to steal your poo poo on the plane. If it does happen (it's not going to happen) you can raise a fuss and they'll probably start searching peoples bags. I'd be more concerned about people planting drugs in your bag. Then all of a sudden you have an appointment for a full cavity search. And you just hope you did a good job wiping back on the plane cos skidmarks are embarrassing when you're an adult. The airplane toilet was tiny and that did nothing to help your maneuverability.
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Tytan posted:
I can only imagine the 1st one is how one gets poo on the toilet seat. What the hell, people? Speaking of poop in the wrong places, the Auckland library toilet once had a poo trail all the way to the door. Nope, didn't go in there. Didn't need to piss that bad anyway.
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