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Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

logical phalluses posted:

our hero gets to drink seawater and have gay sex for the rest of his life. he is finally free.

if you're being sodomized by eldritch fishmen is it still gay? bestiality? both?

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Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

logical phalluses posted:

our hero gets to drink seawater and have gay sex for the rest of his life. he is finally free.


Stoat posted:

BAD GOOD END

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Amazing. One for the Goldmine for sure.

Guess we should've got back onto the little boat.

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008
We found love, good for us.

Pussy Snorkel
Sep 12, 2008

With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.

>reboot console

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
> be gay

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


I think we would have lived if we didn't sodomize the Captain. But we had to; we were the gayest.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



>new game+

Stentorian Hoot
Jun 14, 2001

Couldn't get it up...

>reload last save

>say "gently caress this i'm out"

>drink seawater

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat
we did it! gj everybody

canadianclassic
Nov 3, 2004

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
I liked this game. I didn't like the end, but I feel like it was like a rollercoaster, where all the best parts happened early on and we kinda just ran out of energy. We took a nameless featureless guy and made him into a character. A character who was very openly gay and really really liked seawater.

wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Apr 18, 2014

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011



We get to keep our stats and items which means we start with the captain's boat

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Tell the fishmen you're gay.

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

wilderthanmild posted:

I liked this game. I didn't like the end, but I feel like it was like a rollercoaster, where all the best parts happened early on and we kinda just ran out of energy. We took a nameless featureless guy and made him into a character. A character who was very openly gay and really really liked seawater.

He's not the hero we deserve, but he's the hero we... well no he's the hero we deserve.

Namnesor
Jun 29, 2005

Dante's allowance - $100

Cantorsdust posted:

He's not the hero we deserve, but he's the hero we... well no he's the hero we deserve.

I don't know that I'd call him a hero, but we definitely deserve him.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Cantorsdust posted:

He's not the hero we deserve, but he's the hero we... well no he's the hero we deserve.

Coughing Hobo posted:

I don't know that I'd call him a hero, but we definitely deserve him.

He is us.

Also, this story gave us a lot of really good GIF results from our actions. I particularly liked feeding Wolf through the propeller blades.

wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Apr 18, 2014

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I feel we might not have sassed the captain

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




someone please alert the malaysians we've found the plane

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
He ended as he lived; being gay and screaming random obscenities. Can the same truly be said for the rest of us?

Goodnight, unnamed hero of MH370.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
What the crap would freaky fishmen want with a sunken plane? :colbert: So many plotholes.

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Croccers posted:

What the crap would freaky fishmen want with a sunken plane? :colbert: So many plotholes.

If it isn't explained it's not automatically a plothole.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Great job Atma

>Cast Enlarge Satan.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Croccers posted:

What the crap would freaky fishmen want with a sunken plane? :colbert: So many plotholes.

I don't know about you, but it feels just like a classic CYOA ending.*
with buttfucking

0dB
Jan 3, 2009

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
nice we won

:cthulhu::gizz:

TVarmy
Sep 11, 2011

like food and water, my posting has no intrinsic value

..\leisure_suit_joe_biden.exe

Wingless
Mar 3, 2009

Wait wait! Where is MH370?!

(our fish)

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
This isn't the last one you're going to do is it?

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

>load checkpoint
>Look around the sinking ship for scuba gear and a harpoon gun. It's time to go fishing.

Lunchmeat Larry fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Apr 18, 2014

Ogive
Dec 22, 2002

by Lowtax
>urinate and shriek

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Coughing Hobo posted:

I don't know that I'd call him a hero, but we definitely deserve him.

He rescued all those fishmen from a life of blueballs. Truly a hero.

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart
>wake up as Bob in the hospital, try to escape

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

So now that we're done, can you give us your unused art assets and tell us where you intended the plot to go?

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

Zazi posted:

So now that we're done, can you give us your unused art assets and tell us where you intended the plot to go?

>newgame+

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
>research laser rifle

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Zazi posted:

So now that we're done, can you give us your unused art assets and tell us where you intended the plot to go?

To find MH370, which we did. twice.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Honj Steak posted:

If it isn't explained it's not automatically a plothole.

Atma posted:



(Unless they just needed it to make some kind of Mile-Deep Club)

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Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
Ugh, if only we had seduced MH370. He would have come to save us from the sinking boat.

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