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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > MH370.exe
 
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 > Aim gun at Wolf and Co. and ask them to join your Pirate Crew. Death is the only alternative.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Wingless posted:

> Ask the Captain if we can join his evil plan, we did afterall just demonstrate our skill and daring. Betray him the first chance we get.
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 Edit: this Is not a command.

The Bananana fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Apr 17, 2014

* # ¿ Apr 17, 2014 03:38
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 >Hit the deck, as you check your watch and realize the improvised Gas/Flare explosive you jerry-rigged aboard your crashed gunboat is just about to explode.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 > Shoot the captain in the femoral artery, and then proceed to interrogate him RE: what master plan is going on/missing airplane.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Cantorsdust posted:

You'd only get a few seconds of interrogation if you did this. Dude would bleed out in seconds.

Idk, dude, the guy in Black Hawk Down lived for a few hours before dying.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 > Friendzone Fishman, and convince him that helping you search for MH370 will definitely improve his chances with you.

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