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SniperWoreConverse posted:pray to ALLAH right now for this >convert to islam
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>have sea water induced nightmare that you will somehow bring about the end of civilization, disregard it as ridiculous
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The Droid posted:now is our chance to become pirates pirate king!
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NecroMonster posted:now run this fucker over with your boat
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Use blood to draw crude jolly rogers on the boats
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Muscle Tracer posted:fill vomit-and-blood-stained boat with gasoline, hide in other boat. when security arrives, toss flare into other boat and collect loot. Make sure to offer them a place on your crew before throwing the flare!
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Dreggon posted:> Christen the fish "MH370" then radio in that you've found it
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duckfarts posted:> When large boat arrives, use your quad-engine warboat to ramp off of the CNN boat and do a sick flying corkscrew over it, firing the gun at the bridge while singing take it to the limit I hate the loving Eagles
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Ugh, if only we had seduced MH370. He would have come to save us from the sinking boat.
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