NHL playoff pick'em extravaganza!!! Prizes to be won inside! Get yer ass in

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Stickarts: Dec 21, 2003; literally

Yea I was phone posting from a bus that OP. From 2013. Hence the archaic playoff seeding. You all survived!

More rules updates - Gonna award bonus 10 points every round to the participants with the most correct series predictions regardless of series length. In event of a tie, all tied will get 10 points. In the first two rounds there will also be a 10 point bonus for a perfect bracket.

Also - because there's so loving many of you and my worries of not giving you all enough time to join have now been revealed to be completely unfounded, and in the interest of fairness :siren:

after puck drop of Montreal-Tampa tonight I will no longer be accepting submissions unless I recognize you as an SAS NHL regular/I like you or your avatar or something. A new hard deadline of the final buzzer of the late game (Dallas-Anaheim) is now in effect. :siren:

Realistically this means get it in before Anaheim-Dallas is over.
e.

Zamboni Jesus posted:

lol people who don't pick their team to get swept out in the first round

e: i just read the op and how stickarts is posting from his phone, whatever happened to the stickarts who got super drunk walking along the river drinking a spiked double gulp with me who swore he would never own a mobile phone?

ahha the phone zombies got me. Though it's been run over by a tractor on two separate occasions, so maybe that's a sign. fwiw I'm getting a sweet old nokia after my contract expires on this fuckin smart phone. I'm way too easily distracted to have the internet in my pocket.

Stickarts fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Apr 16, 2014

# ? Apr 16, 2014 19:07

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# ? May 5, 2024 20:03

THE MACHO MAN: Nov 15, 2007; ...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston
gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Columbus
gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: Tampa Bay
gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: NY Rangers
gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim
gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado
gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago
gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose
gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: NYR

Conn Smythe winner: Zuccarello

Number of OT games: 15

Number of suspensions: 2

Total goals of entire playoffs: 366

Total goals of the finals: 31

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.89; .914

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Philly

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 0

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Pavelski / 15 goals

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Dorsett / 30 PIM

Too much man: 8

# ? Apr 16, 2014 19:10

Pat Clements: Feb 10, 2008

EvilJimmyCarter posted:

Hmmm just read Pavelski might be put on the 3rd line with Hertl returning? That may change a few predictions.

It shouldn't. The whole idea of Pavs playing on the third line is that it would allow San Jose to roll three lines relatively equitably in terms of ice time. Pavelski would still be on the first PP unit.

# ? Apr 16, 2014 19:22

SURPRISE WITNESS: May 14, 2004; I am pretty sure this is how it is supposed to go.

East:
1 v 8
Winner: BOS gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: CBJ gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: MON gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: NYR gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: ANA gp: 4

2 v 7
Winner: COL gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: CHI gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: SJS gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: BOS

Conn Smythe winner: Tuukka Rask

Number of OT games: 12

Number of suspensions: 3

Total goals of entire playoffs: 376

Total goals of the finals: 22

Carey Price's gaa and s%: GAA - 1.89 S% - .927

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): COL, 14 wins, 56 GF

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): LAK

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Gabriel Landeskog, 13

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Patrick Bordeleau, 29

Too much man: 5

SURPRISE WITNESS fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Apr 16, 2014

# ? Apr 16, 2014 19:31

Xtanstic: Nov 23, 2007

Edited my original post when I noticed I forget to predict TOo Much Man

# ? Apr 16, 2014 19:37

Sadmantongue: Sep 4, 2011

East:
1 v 8
Winner: BOS gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: PIT gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: MON gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: NYR gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: DAL gp: 7

2 v 7
Winner: MIN gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: CHI gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: SJS gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: SJ

Conn Smythe winner: Joe Thornton

Number of OT games: 17

Number of suspensions: 4

Total goals of entire playoffs: 193

Total goals of the finals: 24

Carey Price's gaa and s%: GAA - 2.25 S% - .919

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): SJ

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): TB

Total number of game 7's played: 5

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Joe Pavelski, 16

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Shawn Thornton, 34

Too Much Mans: 6

# ? Apr 16, 2014 19:42

Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

code:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 4
Winner: Boston: gp: 7

2 v 3
Winner: Montreal Canadiens gp: 6

1 v 4
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 4

2 v 3
Winner: Philly gp: 6

West
1 v 4
Winner: Colorado gp: 5

2 v 3
Winner: Chicago Blackhawks gp: 6

1 v 4
Winner: Anaheim gp: 7

2 v 3
Winner: San Jose Sharks gp: 5

Stanley Cup winning team: Colorado Avs

Conn Smythe winner: Semyon Varlamov

Number of OT games: 20

Number of suspensions: 5

Total goals of entire playoffs: 413

Total goals of the finals: 35

Carey Price's GAA and S%: 2.77, .935

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Colorado Avalanche (does this count?) 16 wins, 68 goals

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Detroit Red Wings

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per):  Nathan MacKinnon - 10

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Rinaldo - 39

Too much mans: 12

Jordan7hm fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Apr 16, 2014

# ? Apr 16, 2014 19:43

Karnegal: Dec 24, 2005; Is it... safe?

Might as well make a homer bracket since my other one is more realistic

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Detroit in 7
2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh in 5
3 v 6
Winner: Montreal in 6
4 v 5
Winner: New York in 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim in 5
2 v 7
Winner: Avalanche in 5
3 v 6
Winner: Chicago in 6
4 v 5
Winner: LA in 6

Stanley Cup winning team: Penguins
Conn Smythe winner: Evengi Malkin
Number of OT games: 13
Number of suspensions: 0
Total goals of entire playoffs: 324
Total goals of the finals: 30
Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.80 .911
Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Anaheim - 10 wins - 49 GF
The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): St. Louis
Total number of game 7's played: 4
Total number of sweeps: 1
Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Chris Kunitz - 8
Player with most pim/total (10 per): Brandon Bollig - 24

EDIT:
Too many mans: 12

Karnegal fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Apr 16, 2014

# ? Apr 16, 2014 19:44

T-Bone: Sep 14, 2004; jakes did this?

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston
gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh
gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Montreal
gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: NY Rangers
gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim
gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Minnesota
gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: St. Louis
gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose
gp: 5

Stanley Cup winning team: SJ

Conn Smythe winner: Thornton

Number of OT games: 14

Number of suspensions: 2

Total goals of entire playoffs: 373

Total goals of the finals: 33

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.41 .921

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Columbus

Total number of game 7's played: 5

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Couture / 12 goals

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Chara / 26 PIM

Too much man: 6

# ? Apr 16, 2014 19:57

Glambags: Dec 28, 2003

Scott Gomez Addams posted:

It shouldn't. The whole idea of Pavs playing on the third line is that it would allow San Jose to roll three lines relatively equitably in terms of ice time. Pavelski would still be on the first PP unit.

It was really only going to maybe change the Conn Symthe winner/how many goals I'd have him scoring but I'm too lazy to edit my post so meh.

# ? Apr 16, 2014 20:10

Kilza: Oct 4, 2013

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 7

2 v 7
Winner: Columbus gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Montreal gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: New York Rangers gp: 5

West
1 v 8
Winner: Dallas gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Chicago Blackhawks

Conn Smythe winner: Jonathan Toews

Number of OT games: 22

Number of suspensions: 5

Total goals of entire playoffs: 373

Total goals of the finals: 32

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.23 GAA, 0.924 Sv%

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Columbus Blue Jackets, 11 wins, 45 GF

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Philadelphia Flyers

Total number of game 7's played: 7

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Patrick Kane, 11 goals

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Brandon Bollig, 46 PIM

Too much mans: 14

Kilza fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Apr 17, 2014

# ? Apr 16, 2014 20:33

Diet Crack: Jan 15, 2001

Colorado - Minnesota
Colorado in 6

St Louis - Chicago
Chicago in 5

Anaheim - Dallas
Anaheim in 6

San Jose - Los Angeles
San Jose in 7

Boston - Detroit
Boston in 6

Tampa Bay - Montreal
Montreal in 7

Pittsburgh - Columbus
Columbus in 7

New York - Philadelphia
Philadelphia in 6

edit: but it's too hard to figure out a way to do the other guesses while feigning detachment, so I guess I'll have to do these properly:

Stanley Cup winning team: Boston
Conn Smythe winner: Patrice Bergeron
Number of OT games: 15
Number of suspensions: 2
Total goals of entire playoffs: 284
Total goals of the finals: 18
Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.54GAA .912%
Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose - 24GP - 34GF
The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Detroit
Total number of game 7's played: 11
Total number of sweeps: 5
Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): David Krejci
Player with most pim/total (10 per): Rafi Torres

Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Apr 17, 2014

# ? Apr 16, 2014 20:39

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

Why the gently caress did I guess 18 game 7s? Entry edited because I'm assuming I just can't read or put a number in the wrong spot or something

# ? Apr 16, 2014 20:43

lazerwolf: Dec 22, 2009; Orange and Black

East:
Boston (1) vs Detroit (WC2)
Winner: Boston
gp: 5

Tampa Bay (2) vs Montreal (3)
Winner: Montreal
gp: 6

Pittsburgh (1) v Columbus (WC1)
Winner: Pittsburgh
gp:6

New York (2) vs Philadelphia (3)
Winner: New York
gp: 7

West
Colorado (1) vs Minnesota (WC1)
Winner: Colorado
gp: 5

St. Louis (2) vs Chicago (3)
Winner: Chicago
gp: 6

Anaheim (1) vs Dallas (WC2)
Winner: Anaheim
gp: 6

San Jose (2) vs Los Angeles (3)
Winner: San Jose
gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Boston Bruins

Conn Smythe winner: David Krejci

Number of OT games: 14

Number of suspensions: 2

Total goals of entire playoffs: 420

Total goals of the finals: 32

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.4 GAA, 0.929 Sv%

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Anaheim, 10 wins, 40 goals for.

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner):Los Angeles Kings

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Patrick Sharp, 12 Goals

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Milan Lucic, 24 PIMs

Total number of too much mans: 3

# ? Apr 16, 2014 20:50

fancy stats: Sep 9, 2009; A man's man, wears a lot of denim, tells long stories and has oatmeal saved from this morning.

Stickarts posted:

East:
1 v 8 (Boston vs. Detroit)
Winner: Boston gp: 5

2 v 7 (Pittsburgh vs. Columbus)
Winner: Columbus gp: 6

3 v 6 (Montreal vs. Tampa Bay)
Winner: Montreal gp: 6

4 v 5 (New York vs. Philadelphia)
Winner: New York gp: 7

West
1 v 8 (Anaheim vs. Dallas)
Winner: Dallas gp: 6

2 v 7 (Colorado vs. Minnesota)
Winner: Colorado gp: 7

3 v 6 (Chicago vs. St. Louis)
Winner: St. Louis gp: 6

4 v 5 (San Jose vs. Los Angeles)
Winner: San Jose gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: San Jose

Conn Smythe winner: Sergei #1 COP Bobrovsky

Number of OT games: 27

Number of suspensions: 3

Total goals of entire playoffs: 353

Total goals of the finals: 24

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.52GAA, .922SV%

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Tampa Bay

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Joe Pavelski, 9

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Joe Thornton (game misconduct out of a game after scoring 4 goals and whipping it out on the ice in game 7), 30

Too Much Mans: 14

fancy stats fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Apr 16, 2014

# ? Apr 16, 2014 21:09

Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

East:
Boston (1) vs Detroit (WC2)
Winner: Boston
gp: 4

Tampa Bay (2) vs Montreal (3)
Winner: Montreal
gp: 6

Pittsburgh (1) v Columbus (WC1)
Winner: Pittsburgh
gp: 5

New York (2) vs Philadelphia (3)
Winner: New York
gp: 7

West
Colorado (1) vs Minnesota (WC1)
Winner: Colorado
gp: 7

St. Louis (2) vs Chicago (3)
Winner: Chicago
gp: 6

Anaheim (1) vs Dallas (WC2)
Winner: Anaheim
gp: 6

San Jose (2) vs Los Angeles (3)
Winner: San Jose
gp: 5

Stanley Cup winning team:

Conn Smythe winner: Joe Pavelski

Number of OT games: 19

Number of suspensions: 4

Total goals of entire playoffs: 357

Total goals of the finals: 32

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 4.33/91.1

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Sharks

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Minnesota

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Joe Pavelski/ Boston

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Shawn thornton, 42

# ? Apr 16, 2014 21:10

SporkOfTruth: Sep 1, 2006; this kid walked up to me and was like man schmitty your stache is ghetto and I was like whatever man your 3b look like a dishrag.

he was like damn.

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Montreal gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: Philadelphia gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 4

3 v 6
Winner: St. Louis gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Philadelphia

Conn Smythe winner: Wayne Simmonds

Number of OT games: 28

Number of suspensions: 3

Total goals of entire playoffs: 394

Total goals of the finals: 23

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.71, .929

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Anaheim

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Minnesota

Total number of game 7's played: 9

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Chris Kunitz - 9

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Zac Rinaldo - 28

Too Much Man: 5

SporkOfTruth fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Apr 16, 2014

# ? Apr 16, 2014 21:11

deafmute: Jun 24, 2003; You can't choke if you chew forever

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Bruins gp: 4

2 v 7
Winner: Blue Jackets gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Lightning gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: Rangers gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Avs gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Ducks gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: Blackhawks gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: Sharks gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Bruins

Conn Smythe winner: Rask

Number of OT games: 6

Number of suspensions: 0

Total goals of entire playoffs: 367

Total goals of the finals: 31

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.8gaa/91.2sv%

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Sharks

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): St Louis

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Patrick Kane - 11 goals

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Andrew Shaw - 32 PIM

Too Much Mans: 13

Veskit - You put the number of goals for Joe Pavelski as "Boston" and left the Cup winner blank :raise:

# ? Apr 16, 2014 21:17

tofes: Mar 31, 2011; #1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Detroit gp: 7

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Tampa gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: Rangers gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: San Jose

Conn Smythe winner: Marleau

Number of OT games: 24

Number of suspensions: 2

Total goals of entire playoffs: 345

Total goals of the finals: 29

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 3.48 0.901

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Boston

Total number of game 7's played: 7

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Marleau, 12

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Hannan, 18

# ? Apr 16, 2014 21:25

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

East:
Boston (1) vs Detroit (WC2)
Winner: Boston
gp: 5

Tampa Bay (2) vs Montreal (3)
Winner: Montreal
gp: 7

Pittsburgh (1) v Columbus (WC1)
Winner: Columbus
gp:7

New York (2) vs Philadelphia (3)
Winner: New York
gp: 5

West
Colorado (1) vs Minnesota (WC1)
Winner:Minnesota
gp: 7

St. Louis (2) vs Chicago (3)
Winner: Chicago
gp:5

Anaheim (1) vs Dallas (WC2)
Winner: Dallas
gp: 7

San Jose (2) vs Los Angeles (3)
Winner: Los Angeles
gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: Boston Bruins

Conn Smythe winner: Tuukka Rask

Number of OT games: 19

Number of suspensions: 1

Total goals of entire playoffs: 435

Total goals of the finals: 28

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.5 GAA, 0.935 Sv%

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for):Columbus, 6 wins, 34 goals for.

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Colorado Avalanche

Total number of game 7's played:4

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per):Patrick Sharp, 11

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Milan Lucic, 35 PIMs

Total number of too much mans: 5

# ? Apr 16, 2014 21:26

Zat: Jan 16, 2008

Forgot to include the PIM and number of goals; entry edited.

# ? Apr 16, 2014 21:29

Duro: May 1, 2013; by Lowtax

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Detroit gp: 7

2 v 7
Winner: Columbus gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: Philadelphia gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: Montreal gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Montreal Canadiens

Conn Smythe winner: Carey Price

Number of OT games: 22

Number of suspensions: 4

Total goals of entire playoffs: 236

Total goals of the finals: 25

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.45 GAA and .917 save percentage

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Mighty Ducks of Anaheim (10 wins, 24 goals)

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Minnesota Wild

Total number of game 7's played: 8

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Max Pacioretty (13 goals)

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Zac Rinaldo (22)

Too many mans: 6

# ? Apr 16, 2014 21:37

double sulk: Jul 2, 2010

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Detroit gp: 7

2 v 7
Winner: Columbus gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Montreal gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: Philadelphia gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Dallas gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: Los Angeles gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: Philadelphia Flyers

Conn Smythe winner: The Best Player in the World, Claude Giroux

Number of OT games: 31

Number of suspensions: 9

Total goals of entire playoffs: 256

Total goals of the finals: 17

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.39 GAA, 0.916 Sv%

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Columbus, 7 wins, 19 goals

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Anaheim Ducks

Total number of game 7's played: 5

Total number of sweeps: 0

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Claude Giroux, 14

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Scott Hartnell, 68 PIM

Too much man's: 23

# ? Apr 16, 2014 21:40

ist: Mar 9, 2007; lurkin since '01

BRING ON THE RED X's

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Columbus gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: Montreal gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: New York gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Dallas gp: 7

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 5

Stanley Cup winning team: San Jose

Conn Smythe winner: Joe Pavelski

Number of OT games: 24

Number of suspensions: 0

Total goals of entire playoffs: 375

Total goals of the finals: 25

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.11 & .911

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose, 16 wins, 60 goals

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Tampa

Total number of game 7's played: 7

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Joe Pavelski, 8 goals

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Milan Lucic, 34 PIM

Number of too much mans: 8

# ? Apr 16, 2014 21:57

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Okay:

Colorado - Minnesota: Colorado in 5
St Louis - Chicago: St Louis in 7
Anaheim - Dallas: Anaheim in 6
San Jose - Los Angeles: San Jose in 7

Boston - Detroit: Detroit in 6
Tampa bay - Montreal: Habs in 6
Pittsburgh - Columbus: Pittsburgh in 6
New York - Philly: Philadelphia in 7

Habs win the cup (lol)

Conn Smythe: Sidney Crosby
Number of OT games: 17
Suspensions: 1 (torres)
Goals: 285
Goals in Finals: 22
Careys stats: 2.15, .925
San Jose will go furthest, with 16 wins, 37 GF
worst: Chicago
Game 7s: 7
Sweeps: 3
Goals scored/goal totals: Claude Giroux with 18
PIM leader: Corey Perry 42PIM
Too many dicks: 29

JawKnee fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Apr 16, 2014

# ? Apr 16, 2014 22:34

Thufir: May 19, 2004; "The fucking Mayans were right."

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston in 7
2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh in 5
3 v 6
Winner: Montreal in 5
4 v 5
Winner: New York in 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim in 6
2 v 7
Winner: Avalanche in 6
3 v 6
Winner: Chicago in 4
4 v 5
Winner: LA in 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Boston
Conn Smythe winner: Chara
Number of OT games: 9
Number of suspensions: 3
Total goals of entire playoffs: 335
Total goals of the finals: 22
Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.9 .915
Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Anaheim - 11 wins - 55 GF
The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Minnesota
Total number of game 7's played: 6
Total number of sweeps: 1
Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Crosby - 10
Player with most pim/total (10 per): Shawn Thornton - 35

Number of too much mans: 9

# ? Apr 16, 2014 22:36

HookShot: Dec 26, 2005

East:
Boston vs Detroit
Winner: Boston gp:4

Montreal vs Tampa Bay
Winner: Montreal gp:6

Pittsburgh vs Columbus
Winner: Pens gp:6

New York vs Philly
Winner: Flyers gp:5

West

Avs vs Wild
Winner:Avs gp:5

Blues vs Hawks
Winner: Hawks gp:5

Stars vs Ducks
Winner: Stars gp: 5

Sharks vs Kings
Winner: Sharks gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Sharks

Conn Smythe winner: Crosby

Number of OT games: 12

Number of suspensions: 1

Total goals of entire playoffs: 357

Total goals of the finals: 18

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.17, 0.928

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose (16 wins, 49 goals)

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): NYR

Total number of game 7's played: 5

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Giroux, 17

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Raffi Torres (20 PIM)

Number of too many men penalties: 8

# ? Apr 16, 2014 23:02

DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!; Fun Shoe

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Detroit in 7
2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh in 5
3 v 6
Winner: Tampa in 5
4 v 5
Winner: New York in 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim in 6
2 v 7
Winner: Avalanche in 6
3 v 6
Winner: St. Louis in 7
4 v 5
Winner: San Jose in 7

Stanley Cup winning team: New York Rangers

Conn Smythe winner: Ryan McDonagh

Number of OT games: 15

Number of suspensions: 3

Total goals of entire playoffs: 366

Total goals of the finals: 26

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.88, .910

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Minnesota

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Philadelphia

Total number of game 7's played: 7

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Joe Thornton

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Derek Dorsett

Number of too many men penalties: 11

# ? Apr 16, 2014 23:12

mentholmoose: Nov 5, 2009; YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Philly gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: Montreal gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Minnesota gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Flyers

Conn Smythe winner: Giroux

Number of OT games: 12

Number of suspensions: 5

Total goals of entire playoffs: 495

Total goals of the finals: 34

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.41, .915

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose, 11, 55

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Avalanche

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 3

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Giroux, 12

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Rinaldo, 220

Too many men penalties: 9

# ? Apr 16, 2014 23:28

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
A1 vs A4
Winner: Boston gp: 5

A2 vs A3
Winner: Tampa bay gp: 7

M1 vs M4
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 6

M2 vs M3
Winner: New York gp: 7

West
C1 vs C4
Winner: Colorado gp: 6

C2 vs C3
Winner: Chicago gp: 7

P1 vs P4
Winner: Anaheim gp: 5

P2 vs P3
Winner: San Jose gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: San Jose

Conn Smythe winner: Patrick Marleau

Number of OT games: 24

Number of suspensions: 1

Total goals of entire playoffs: 300

Total goals of the finals: 24

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.14, .923

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Montreal

Total number of game 7's played: 7

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Patrick Marleau (11)

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Milan Lucic (33)

Too many men penalties: 15

# ? Apr 16, 2014 23:31

NJD2005: Sep 3, 2006; ...

Colorado - Minnesota
Colorado in 5

St Louis - Chicago
St Louis in 7

Anaheim - Dallas
Anaheim in 6

San Jose - Los Angeles
San Jose in 6

Boston - Detroit
Boston in 4

Tampa Bay - Montreal
Montreal in 6

Pittsburgh - Columbus
Pittsburgh in 6

New York - Philadelphia
New York in 5

Stanley Cup winning team: Colorado
Conn Smythe winner: Semyon Varlamov
Number of OT games: 18
Number of suspensions: 1
Total goals of entire playoffs: 326
Total goals of the finals: 33
Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.12, .926%
Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose - 7 - 48GF
The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Minnesota
Total number of game 7's played: 6
Total number of sweeps: 3
Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Evgeni Malkin 13GF
Player with most pim/total (10 per): Rafi Torres 32PM
Number of too many men penalties: 23

# ? Apr 16, 2014 23:31

marsisol: Mar 30, 2010

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston GP: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh GP: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Tampa Bay GP: 7

4 v 5
Winner: Philadelphia GP: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim GP: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado GP: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago GP: 5

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose GP: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: San Jose Sharks

Conn Smythe winner: Patrick Marleau

Number of OT games: 24

Number of suspensions: 3

Total goals of entire playoffs: 387

Total goals of the finals: 26

Carey Price's GAA and S%: 2.21, 0.918

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose (16 wins, 69 goals)

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): New York

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 0

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Patrick Marleau, 15

Player with most PIM/total (10 per): Milan Lucic, 65

Total number of Too Much Mans: 7

# ? Apr 16, 2014 23:48

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Tampa gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Pens gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: Philly gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Colorado gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: STL gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: Ducks gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: Kings gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: Pens

Conn Smythe winner: Beau Bennett

Number of OT games: 9

Number of suspensions: 2

Total goals of entire playoffs: 128

Total goals of the finals: 13

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.45, .91

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Sharks

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Boston

Total number of game 7's played: 8

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Evgeni Malkin, 19

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Tanner Glass, 28

# ? Apr 16, 2014 23:49

Knowlue: Nov 11, 2012; I could eat a sea cucumber

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Montreal gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: Flyers gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Colorado gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Chicago gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: Dallas gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: San Jose

Conn Smythe winner: Anti Niemi

Number of OT games: 13

Number of suspensions: 1

Total goals of entire playoffs: 371

Total goals of the finals: 24

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.12, 0.921

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Detroit

Total number of game 7's played: 5

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Marleau 12

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Torres (26)

# ? Apr 16, 2014 23:50

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

These are bad, and I don't know if the seeding is right, because this is not how it is seeded anymore.

East:
1 v 8
Winner: BOS gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: PIT gp: 4

3 v 6
Winner: TB gp: 4

4 v 5
Winner: NYR gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: ANA gp: 4

2 v 7
Winner: COL gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: CHI gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: SJS gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: Colorado Avalanche

Conn Smythe winner: Matt Duchene

Number of OT games: 30

Number of suspensions: 3

Total goals of entire playoffs: 369

Total goals of the finals: 32

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 3.21 // .901

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Tampa Bay -- 5, 51

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Montreal

Total number of game 7's played: 7

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Matt Duchene, 11

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Brad Marchand, 34

# ? Apr 16, 2014 23:56

The Angry Bum: Nov 10, 2005

Let's start this wild ride.

Colorado - Minnesota Colorado in 6
St Louis - Chicago Chicago in 5
Anaheim - Dallas Anaheim in 6
San Jose - Los Angeles Los Angeles in 6
Boston - Detroit Boston in 7
Tampa Bay - Montreal Tampa Bay in 5
Pittsburgh - Columbus Pittsburgh in 6
New York - Philadelphia Philadelphia in 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Boston
Conn Smythe winner: Tuuka Rask
Number of OT games: 15
Number of suspensions: 3
Total goals of entire playoffs: 282
Total goals of the finals: 31
Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.57 & .903
Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Anaheim 7 wins, 47 GF
The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Detroit
Total number of game 7's played: 6
Total number of sweeps: 2
Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Patrick Sharp (12)
Player with most pim/total (10 per): Brad Marchand, 44
Total number of Too Much Mans: 8

The Angry Bum fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Apr 17, 2014

# ? Apr 17, 2014 00:09

Shyfted One: May 9, 2008

I hosed up and finished up a proposal for work and forgot about playoff pick'em

In my defense, what happens with this proposal will essentially decide what my life will be like for the next 5 years.

Oh well. Go Flyers, Go Jackets, Go Sharks. In that order.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 01:10

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Eastern Conference

1. Boston vs. WC2. Detroit - Boston in 5

1. Pittsburgh vs WC1. Columbus - Pittsburgh in 6

2. Tampa Bay vs. 3. Montreal - Tampa Bay in 5

2. New York Rangers vs. 3. Philadelphia - Rangers in 4

Western Conference

1. Anaheim vs. WC2. Dallas - Anaheim in 6

1. Colorado vs. WC1. Minnesota - Colorado in 7

2. St. Louis vs. 3. Chicago - St. Louis in 7

2. San Jose vs. 3. LA Kings - LA in 5

Bonus Round!

Stanley Cup winning team: LA Kings

Conn Smythe winner: Anze Kopitar

Number of OT games: 14

Number of suspensions: 3

Total goals of entire playoffs: 294

Total goals of the finals: 23

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 3.40, .911

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Anaheim - 18 wins - 58GF

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Wild,

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 3

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Jeff Carter - 15g

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Trevor Daley, 17

Too Much Man penalties: 22

# ? Apr 17, 2014 01:15

Stickarts: Dec 21, 2003; literally

Shyfted One posted:

I hosed up and finished up a proposal for work and forgot about playoff pick'em In my defense, what happens with this proposal will essentially decide what my life will be like for the next 5 years.

Oh well. Go Flyers, Go Jackets, Go Sharks. In that order.

I recognize you. I'm mostly just trying to save my mind from self-destruction. If you read this, get it in.

# ? Apr 17, 2014 01:24

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# ? May 5, 2024 20:03

Shyfted One: May 9, 2008

Stickarts posted:

East:
1 v 4
Winner: Boston: gp: 7

2 v 3
Winner: Tampa Bay gp: 7

1 v 4
Winner: Columbus gp: 4

2 v 3
Winner: Philly gp: 4

West
1 v 4
Winner: Colorado gp: 7

2 v 3
Winner: St. Louis gp: 7

1 v 4
Winner: Anaheim gp: 7

2 v 3
Winner: San Jose Sharks gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Philadelphia Flyers

Conn Smythe winner: Best Player in the World (Giroux)

Number of OT games: 17

Number of suspensions: 7

Total goals of entire playoffs: 490

Total goals of the finals: 32

Carey Price's GAA and S%: 2.34, .937

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Colorado Avalanche (does this count?) 11 wins, 70 goals

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Dallas?

Total number of game 7's played: 11

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Claude Giroux - 13

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Rinaldo - 46

Too much mans: 13

# ? Apr 17, 2014 01:42

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