Android but with laughs: Correct spelling is important, thanks.

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Nelson MandEULA: Feb 27, 2011; "...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

snype

# ? Nov 10, 2014 17:26

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# ? May 5, 2024 15:53

Nelson MandEULA: Feb 27, 2011; "...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

anyway just wanted to say that my nexus 5 is sitting on 31% battery after 8.5 hrs.

ive been at my desk barely touching it all day. what a loving piece of poo poo.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 17:27

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Nelson MandEULA posted:

anyway just wanted to say that my nexus 5 is sitting on 31% battery after 8.5 hrs.

ive been at my desk barely touching it all day. what a loving piece of poo poo.

lol android

# ? Nov 10, 2014 17:29

Nelson MandEULA: Feb 27, 2011; "...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

keeping in mind this is actually an improvement over its usual battery life.

cleanmaster tells me that android system ui is causing my phone to overhead. noice!

# ? Nov 10, 2014 17:29

Sereri: Sep 30, 2008; awwwrigami

Nelson MandEULA posted:

anyway just wanted to say that my nexus 5 is sitting on 31% battery after 8.5 hrs.

ive been at my desk barely touching it all day. what a loving piece of poo poo.

post your battery chart

# ? Nov 10, 2014 17:30

Sereri: Sep 30, 2008; awwwrigami

oh wait this isn't DYP

# ? Nov 10, 2014 17:30

Cocoa Crispies: Jul 20, 2001; Vehicular Manslaughter!; Pillbug

Sereri posted:

oh wait this isn't DYP

so many shameful android=havers could've fooled meet

# ? Nov 10, 2014 17:47

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Nelson MandEULA posted:

anyway just wanted to say that my nexus 5 is sitting on 31% battery after 8.5 hrs.

ive been at my desk barely touching it all day. what a loving piece of poo poo.

try uninstalling your anime live-wallpaper apps

in other news, moto and lg both pinched off lollipop updates before google :allears:

# ? Nov 10, 2014 19:38

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

try uninstalling your anime live-wallpaper apps

in other news, moto and lg both pinched off lollipop updates before google

tbf motorola was google until last week.

also, google doesn't actually make phones. no matter how they try to sell them, the nexus phones are just creature-of-the-week poo poo from a random oem.

this is also why they tend to be hilariously lovely. the only saving grace, and reason they have a "good" reputation, is that googe doesn't allow the oem to poo poo up the os with bundled crapware

# ? Nov 10, 2014 21:10

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

if only someone was making phones with the best hardware and not letting carriers bundle crapware

# ? Nov 10, 2014 22:12

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Stringent posted:

if only someone was making phones with the best hardware and not letting carriers bundle crapware

no, you see android is all about choice, not doing what you're told

the choice of lovely broken phones and the choice of what os features you want to actually work. all about choice.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 22:56

Low-Pass Filter: Aug 12, 2007

infernal machines posted:

tbf motorola was google until last week.

also, google doesn't actually make phones. no matter how they try to sell them, the nexus phones are just creature-of-the-week poo poo from a random oem.

this is also why they tend to be hilariously lovely. the only saving grace, and reason they have a "good" reputation, is that googe doesn't allow the oem to poo poo up the os with bundled crapware

my nexus 5 is a very boring phone, but it far from "hilariously lovely"

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:00

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Low-Pass Filter posted:

my nexus 5 is a very boring phone, but it far from "hilariously lovely"

sure, poo poo like this just exists in a vacuum created whole cloth by the overactive imaginations of critics.

i mean it's not like they had to re-tool the production process to fix the fact that the speakers and buttons didn't work the first go round, or to fix display problems...

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:06

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

but maybe it's just that lg sucks now, i mean, it's not like the nexus 4 had this kind of poo poo happen right? oh, right then

but the previous nexus phones were good though right? i mean except for that one that samsung made that had two mutually incompatible hardware revisions some of which couldn't be patched/updated despite being sold with identical name and model numbers under the nexus brand

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Nov 10, 2014

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:08

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

infernal machines posted:

sure, poo poo like this just exists in a vacuum created whole cloth by the overactive imaginations of critics.

i mean it's not like they had to re-tool the production process to fix the fact that the speakers and buttons didn't work the first go round, or to fix display problems...

lol that phone's ugly as poo poo

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:09

butt dickus: Jul 7, 2007; top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

infernal machines posted:

sure, poo poo like this just exists in a vacuum created whole cloth by the overactive imaginations of critics.

"i'll show these fuckers"
*types "nexus 5 problems" into google*
*posts first link*

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:31

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

butt dickus posted:

"i'll show these fuckers"
*types "nexus 5 problems" into google*
*posts first link*

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:33

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

butt dickus posted:

"i'll show these fuckers"
*types "nexus 5 problems" into google*
*posts first link*

literally this.

it yospos, it's not like i'm going to make any more effort than that to say a phone is lovely

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:33

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

me neither. the iphone is lovely cause people drop it cause it's too slippery and it bends when you look at it wrong.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:34

butt dickus: Jul 7, 2007; top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

infernal machines posted:

it yospos, it's not like i'm going to make any more effort than that to say a phone is lovely

infernal machines posted:

but maybe it's just that lg sucks now, i mean, it's not like the nexus 4 had this kind of poo poo happen right? oh, right then
but the previous nexus phones were good though right? i mean except for that one that samsung made that had two mutually incompatible hardware revisions some of which couldn't be patched/updated despite being sold with identical name and model numbers under the nexus brand

infernal machines posted:

sure, poo poo like this just exists in a vacuum created whole cloth by the overactive imaginations of critics.

i mean it's not like they had to re-tool the production process to fix the fact that the speakers and buttons didn't work the first go round, or to fix display problems...

infernal machines posted:

no, you see android is all about choice, not doing what you're told

the choice of lovely broken phones and the choice of what os features you want to actually work. all about choice.

infernal machines posted:

tbf motorola was google until last week.

also, google doesn't actually make phones. no matter how they try to sell them, the nexus phones are just creature-of-the-week poo poo from a random oem.

this is also why they tend to be hilariously lovely. the only saving grace, and reason they have a "good" reputation, is that googe doesn't allow the oem to poo poo up the os with bundled crapware

lmao

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sagebrush posted:

me neither. the iphone is lovely cause people drop it cause it's too slippery and it bends when you look at it wrong.

this is also true (for the ipone 6 at least).

but it's less lovely than the nexus (any of them) by virtue of otherwise working out of the box

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:36

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

butt dickus posted:

lmao

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:37

butt dickus: Jul 7, 2007; top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players

oh great sagebrush is here too. the lukewarm conversation i'm anticipating makes me pine for cremnob posts

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:40

Low-Pass Filter: Aug 12, 2007

infernal machines posted:

sure, poo poo like this just exists in a vacuum created whole cloth by the overactive imaginations of critics.

i mean it's not like they had to re-tool the production process to fix the fact that the speakers and buttons didn't work the first go round, or to fix display problems...

oh, huh, didn't know about that stuff.

you clearly read about this stuff...a lot

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:54

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

part of my job is telling people not to buy/deploy/support lovely phones.

it's difficult because all phones are poo poo.

# ? Nov 10, 2014 23:58

eric: Apr 27, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

Glitch: can't receive phone calls on nexus 5 phone.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 00:44

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

eric posted:

Glitch: can't receive phone calls on nexus 5 phone.

this is just speculation since nobody ever called anyone who owns a nexus 5

# ? Nov 11, 2014 01:25

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

eric posted:

Glitch: can't receive phone calls on nexus 5 phone.

this would never happen on an iphone

# ? Nov 11, 2014 01:54

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

Sagebrush posted:

me neither. the iphone is lovely cause people drop it cause it's too slippery and it bends when you look at it wrong.

This is actually my only gripe with the Z3 so far, that fucker slides of everything because of its overly shinny back.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 02:06

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

i got this case and it's v. nice, has the kind of textured effect like the back of my old galaxy nexus. fits well and looks fine.

http://www.amazon.com/Nillkin-Xperia-Compact-Frosted-Shield/dp/B00OOHHKIK/

# ? Nov 11, 2014 02:19

pagancow: Jan 15, 2001; Video Stymie

mods rename thread to

android : now with no laughs but correct spelling.

and then gas it

# ? Nov 11, 2014 02:22

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

i got this case and it's v. nice, has the kind of textured effect like the back of my old galaxy nexus. fits well and looks fine.

http://www.amazon.com/Nillkin-Xperia-Compact-Frosted-Shield/dp/B00OOHHKIK/

why does it have multiple tumors?

# ? Nov 11, 2014 02:30

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

Do you mean the cut outs on the sides that allow you to access powerful and practical features like the dedicated camera shutter button or the waterproof gasketed door covering the usb port?

# ? Nov 11, 2014 02:52

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

pagancow posted:

mods rename thread to

android : now with no laughs but correct spelling.

and then gas it

how about renaming it to "IYG embassy: No Android laughs allowed"

# ? Nov 11, 2014 03:26

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

Do you mean the cut outs on the sides that allow you to access powerful and practical features like the dedicated camera shutter button or the waterproof gasketed door covering the usb port?

lol oh

# ? Nov 11, 2014 03:40

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

infernal machines posted:

how about renaming it to "IYG embassy: No Android laughs allowed"

how about just gassing it

# ? Nov 11, 2014 03:52

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

how about just posting better instead of complaining you fucks

# ? Nov 11, 2014 03:53

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Heresiarch posted:

how about just posting better instead of complaining you fucks

you first

# ? Nov 11, 2014 04:16

BennyGsGhost: Jun 27, 2002; Low P/B or Bust; Pillbug

carry on then posted:

how about just gassing it

# ? Nov 11, 2014 04:25

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# ? May 5, 2024 15:53

Heresiarch: Oct 6, 2005; Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

you first

i'm waiting for lollipop to drop for the devices i have so i can share whatever stupid poo poo happens

# ? Nov 11, 2014 04:27

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