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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



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Burning Mustache
Sep 4, 2006

Zaeed got stories.
Kasumi got loot.
All I got was a hole in my suit.

i recognize the shrimp but what's that other critter in that pic

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



This shrimps legs appear to have been installed wrong


The puttanesca shrimp

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

shrimp are chill as gently caress and are okay in my book

Subliminal Sauce
Apr 6, 2010

Spreading freedom and spreading it thick; that's just a thing us right-wing nutjobs do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP97PPTufJA

also I could use some pointers on removing the poo poo vein cuz that's p gross, tia

Hamsalad
May 28, 2007
i am torgo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP97PPTufJA

edit: god damnit, beaten

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Burning Mustache posted:

i recognize the shrimp but what's that other critter in that pic

That's not shrimp, it's krill.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.




Is that a Goonwaffe shirt?

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
you can't buy shrimp from 71-90 / pound

you can buy 61-70 and 91-110 but 71-90 is off the table

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
PICK NO

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



How many shrimp is your guys' record at Red Lobster Endless Shrimp?

Personally I have hit like 80-100 but the shrimp are p. small so it's not as impressive as it sounds.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
Is this the king shrimp?


What the gently caress is wrong with her thighs?

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Scrimps.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Is this the king shrimp?


What the gently caress is wrong with her thighs?

They look massive (its an astronomy joke hehe)

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

I heard of thunder thighs but what the gently caress are nebula thighs

e- lol after eons that dust is gonna condense into a black hole

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

The Feldman Felcher posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP97PPTufJA

also I could use some pointers on removing the poo poo vein cuz that's p gross, tia

a sharp knife

use a sharp knife

also last i checked there isnt actually anything bad about them, for you or tasting, it just looks gross

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Is this the king shrimp?


What the gently caress is wrong with her thighs?

nothing dude. it looks like she was designed by god to ride you

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

The ocean called they're running out of shrimp. I had sex with your wife.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
I used to have some cherry shrimp but they kept dying for no reason :(

Mr Kapu
Jul 6, 2009
Shrimp are okay in my book. I heard the BP oil spill seriously hosed the shrimping industry in the Gulf. Poor shrimp.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


phobo
Aug 7, 2008
I once knew a dude that used "ticklin' the shrimp" as a euphemism for jerking off.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

phobo posted:

I once knew a dude that used "ticklin' the shrimp" as a euphemism for jerking off.

that guy was likely a child molester

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

phobo posted:

I once knew a dude that used "ticklin' the shrimp" as a euphemism for jerking off.

He must have had a big clit.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

Is this the king shrimp?


What the gently caress is wrong with her thighs?

It's a Coral Banded Shrimp. They're like $15-20 each and a bad idea if you have any blue or green chromis because they eat the gently caress out of the shrimp's antennae.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


e:

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Mr Kapu posted:

Shrimp are okay in my book. I heard the BP oil spill seriously hosed the shrimping industry in the Gulf. Poor shrimp.

It actually wasn't the oil that hosed the shrimp, it was the corexit that BP sprayed over the oil to make it dissolve in the water.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost


reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Whiskey Sours posted:

It actually wasn't the oil that hosed the shrimp, it was the corexit that BP sprayed over the oil to make it dissolve in the water.

Basically the floor of the gulf is coated in 6 inches of toxic sludge now, so anything that lives on the bottom is hosed. Including shrimp and my beloved blue crabs.

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
shrimp are fuckin cool as hell

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Ignoarints posted:

literal sea bugs

makes me lol when people eat them and are disgusted by the thought of eating like a beetle or something

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Crawfish are pretty awesome too, especially when you find a blue one at the creek

And they're loving delicious and crawfish boils own.



And they also fight you! That's badass

Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Jul 16, 2014

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Ignoarints posted:

literal sea bugs

makes me lol when people eat them and are disgusted by the thought of eating like a beetle or something

this is what i always tell people and they think im crazy

lobsters and shrimp and poo poo are arthropods, like spiders. giant underwater spiders :barf:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Jesus Christ posted:

Crawfish are pretty awesome too, especially when you find a blue one at the creek

And they're loving delicious and crawfish boils own.



And they also fight you! That's badass

yeah crawfish are cool

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

A misanthrope posted:

this is what i always tell people and they think im crazy

lobsters and shrimp and poo poo are arthropods, like spiders. giant underwater spiders :barf:

know what else is an arthopod? cockroaches :barf::barf::barf:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

A misanthrope posted:

know what else is an arthopod? cockroaches :barf::barf::barf:

i really don't think goons should judge other peoples' eating habits tbh

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqL6J0mVIto

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