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Vahakyla posted:There is a higher percentage of arsonists in Firefighters than the average population. Hth. Backdraft was a good movie.
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LeoMarr posted:yeah but I don't actually do that. Do you like daydream about it or something? Please don't become a firefighter. Oh beaten on that analogy I guess.
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Mar 25, 2015 22:30
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FYI most firemen are thieves so there is some overlapping expertise there.
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Mar 25, 2015 22:38
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LeoMarr posted:yeah but I don't actually do that. You mean you're not really a criminal kingpin sitting atop a lucrative shoplifting empire? I thought everything on the internet was true???
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Mar 25, 2015 23:19
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LeoMarr posted:yeah but I don't actually do that. so you were puppetmastering that thread? is that what youre saying? excuse me, i just had a shiver shoot down my spine, im getting douche chills
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Mar 26, 2015 00:22
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Maybe it's one of those "To stop a thief, you have to know how to be a thief" things... Or maybe I've giving him too much credit.
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Mar 26, 2015 02:16
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Scruff McGruff posted:Maybe it's one of those "To stop a thief, you have to know how to be a thief" things... honestly no, I just posted that poo poo because it was entertaining to hear people say "NO ONE WOULD EVER WALK OUT OF A STORE WITH A CART FULL OF GROCERIES!" but yes when I'm walking around looking for thieves I just think of how I could steal poo poo and not get caught.
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Mar 26, 2015 02:31
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the perfect crime who watches the watchmen?
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Mar 26, 2015 04:21
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Someone is covering his tracks for future background check it seems.
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Mar 26, 2015 05:35
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There's something fucky here.
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Mar 26, 2015 11:15
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I think the real answer is most cops are communist sympathizers and don't consider big corporate companies as being able to be victims of theft, especially by the lower class people that go to those stores. In conclusion, burn every walmart down, full communism 2015. RON PAUL 2012 BEANIESON FOR SHERIFF
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Mar 26, 2015 11:18
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Or maybe a woman who was arrested outside a grocery store for stuffing a stolen chicken and a bag of diapers into the trunk of a rusted-out hyunadai pony with taillight covers made out of tuck tape might not be the best person to hit with a $2000 fine for theft, because really who the gently caress does that help? "In the interests of justice" is now second to "gotta nail those scrotes and get my numbers up brah" So just drive around in a lovely car with a back seat full of mcd's wrappers and busted up kids' toys and you'll never pay a traffic fine
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Mar 26, 2015 13:39
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:What the gently caress are you talking about? Dropping gang members in rival gang's territories. It happens in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas where the protagonist, part of one gang, is picked up by the police and they throw him out of the car in the territory of a rival gang.
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Mar 26, 2015 14:39
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Around here rival crew territory is frequently such exotic locations as "across the street" or "the next building over" so not sure that would work here. I've had kids explain to me that they can only use the north entrance to their building because the south entrance is disputed territory 
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Mar 26, 2015 15:29
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flakeloaf posted:Or maybe a woman who was arrested outside a grocery store for stuffing a stolen chicken and a bag of diapers into the trunk of a rusted-out hyunadai pony with taillight covers made out of tuck tape might not be the best person to hit with a $2000 fine for theft, because really who the gently caress does that help? "In the interests of justice" is now second to "gotta nail those scrotes and get my numbers up brah" gently caress it who cares dude, an hour to write a narrative while waiting for PD to arrive is an hour I don't have to walk around. With California's new Prop 41 commercial burglary doesn't really exist anymore so you can't get premeditated theft so its cite and release unless they're on probation or they use force thus getting a robbery charge for stealing a slice of pizza.
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Mar 26, 2015 15:44
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Hey Copgoons, is it considered Vandalism, or attempted burglary/B&E or what, if a disgruntled person runs up and pitches a big rock through a store window at night, then runs away? Is it something you guys even bother pursuing unless they know exactly who it was, like Jimby the angry bag boy who was fired yesterday? It just seems like lifting prints off a chunk of coarse concrete and CSI magic computer ZOOM ENHANCE-ing some lovely store security footage to get a look at the guy wearing a big sock on his head for a hundo or two in property damage would probably be a bit much. I just figure unless someone recognizes the person on camera its one of those things that goes nowhere, hm? Edit: Additionally, how do you guys feel about those cop shows like CSI and stuff, do you think they give people unrealistic expectations with regards to solving crimes and catchin' the bad mans? Zombie Defiler fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Mar 28, 2015 |
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Mar 28, 2015 04:58
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replacing a store window is gonna cost more than 1-200 bucks
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Mar 28, 2015 05:43
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Zombie Defiler posted:Hey Copgoons, is it considered Vandalism, or attempted burglary/B&E or what, if a disgruntled person runs up and pitches a big rock through a store window at night, then runs away? vandalismk,, can you really articulate that they were going to B&E your store if nothing was stolen + no evidence of entry except for a broken window. However if you have an alarm system of some kind that would go off when a window was broken you may get them for B&E
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Mar 28, 2015 06:19
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Criminal damage, not a burglary unless entry is made but depending on the video you could maybe go with attempted burglary if the guy flees after an audible alarm goes off. Fingerprinting a rock is pretty much impossible but there will be touch DNA on that rock and if the store manager recognizes jimmy on the video we'll absolutely get a warrant for jimmy's DNA. Those store windows are much more expensive than you're estimating. Also CSI is the worst show ever and has basically turned my job into Public Relations Investigations. Somebody drove through your yard? There's tire tracks? Better call CSI out just for show 
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Mar 28, 2015 14:12
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Yea, plus if you repair the window yourself (say you work for a large company with a maintenance division), make sure you don't just consider the materials, but the cost to employ the people that fix it, and health insurance for them, benefits, etc. for the month they're working. That way if the guy does get caught he gets a loving felony for breaking your stupid window.
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Mar 28, 2015 17:27
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CSI convinced someone that I had to collect a bottle thrown at their house for fingerprints to find out who threw it. "Sure thing, ma'am." I then collected the bottle and tossed it in the garbage.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:18
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Grem posted:Yea, plus if you repair the window yourself (say you work for a large company with a maintenance division), make sure you don't just consider the materials, but the cost to employ the people that fix it, and health insurance for them, benefits, etc. for the month they're working. That way if the guy does get caught he gets a loving felony for breaking your stupid window. yea a bigass window is probably a few grand to replace id imagine
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Mar 28, 2015 19:04
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:CSI convinced someone that I had to collect a bottle thrown at their house for fingerprints to find out who threw it. Problem is the oval office who's gonna ask about fingerprinting a bottle is exactly th oval office who'll call your supervisor a few weeks later to find out if any prints were found. SOG in those situations is to print the bottle in front of them and make the biggest black powder mess possible, hopefully in their living room.
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Mar 28, 2015 19:32
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I can't get 7 kilos of cocaine printed for fucks sake, who the hell prints on a misdemeanor.
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Mar 28, 2015 20:06
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Smiling Jack posted:I can't get 7 kilos of cocaine printed for fucks sake, who the hell prints on a misdemeanor. Any cop in Las Vegas, because prosecuting people for coke there would be a massive hit to the city.
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Mar 28, 2015 20:20
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I like that in California its now a misdemeanor for smoking meth in broad daylight. this bum just rolled through smoking a meth pipe and all I can do is badge his rear end and kick him out what the gently caress dude
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Mar 28, 2015 20:30
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LeoMarr posted:I like that in California its now a misdemeanor for smoking meth in broad daylight. wait you have a badge?
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Mar 28, 2015 20:44
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DrakeriderCa posted:wait you have a badge? Yes, it says "costco"
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DrakeriderCa posted:wait you have a badge? Yes. any private patrol has to have a badge. beanieson posted:Yes, it says "costco" No it says my badge number and my company name  not everyone who does security is a cop wannabee in 5XL tshirts and jeans
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Mar 28, 2015 21:25
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LeoMarr posted:Yes. any private patrol has to have a badge. so just 3xl for you? grats on slimming down bud
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Mar 28, 2015 21:34
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krispykremessuck posted:so just 3xl for you? grats on slimming down bud Its the soft armor under my shirt that makes me need to wear a 3XL i swear
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Mar 28, 2015 21:38
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LeoMarr posted:Yes. any private patrol has to have a badge. Why don't you just say you're a cop on the internet like the rest of us instead of making up some dumb story about being a loss prevention wannabe.
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Mar 28, 2015 22:24
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Yeah what kind of rear end in a top hat would post in this thread while working for a private company? *Rides golf cart into the sunset.*
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Mar 28, 2015 22:38
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Ok actual question, how many people actually want to do a friday saturday sunday 12/12/12 beat. Most of the officers I deal with enjoy having this type of schedule.
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LeoMarr posted:Ok actual question, how many people actually want to do a friday saturday sunday 12/12/12 beat. Most of the officers I deal with enjoy having this type of schedule. Paul Blart, is that you?
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LeoMarr posted:Ok actual question, how many people actually want to do a friday saturday sunday 12/12/12 beat. Most of the officers I deal with enjoy having this type of schedule. Having 4 days off loving owns and I'd kill to have that schedule again.
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Mar 28, 2015 22:47
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:Having 4 days off loving owns and I'd kill to have that schedule again. so its obly 36 hours a week right? in my city the officers are given a makeup day that they work an extra 8 every 2 week and use that for training. is it the same everywhere?
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Mar 28, 2015 22:51
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3 12s would be cool. I like my 4 10s too. I love working weekends, especially on hoot shift. Day shift just sucks no matter what the days are.
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Mar 28, 2015 22:52
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LeoMarr posted:so its obly 36 hours a week right? in my city the officers are given a makeup day that they work an extra 8 every 2 week and use that for training. is it the same everywhere? I work at a hospital and they'd just give you the 4 hours but I was on call and someone always called in so I usually ended up with 40 anyway.
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Our patrol does 12 hr shifts. You work 6-6 Monday/Tuesday - Friday/Saturday/Sunday - Wednesday/Thursday So on 2 off 2 with a 3 day weekend every other week. Works out to 84 hrs a pay period so 4 hrs built in OT 
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