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- tao of lmao
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guy folds up a pizza and as he's about to eat it the grease spills on his pants and now looks like he peed he pants all day
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Apr 19, 2014 18:13
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Everyones at a pizza parlor and they all order a large pizza but somehow the black guys have huge slices and the white guys have regular slices and the Asians have tiny slices and the Jews have slices w the tip cut off
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Apr 19, 2014 18:14
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by exmarx
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A pizza with everything on it, and it literally has every possible thing imaginable on it.
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Apr 19, 2014 18:17
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guy folds up a pizza and as he's about to eat it the grease spills on his pants and now looks like he peed he pants all day
People ask him where the stain came from and he starts to say pizza but only gets through the p part and they start making fun of him
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Apr 19, 2014 18:18
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Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
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Everyones at a pizza parlor and they all order a large pizza but somehow the black guys have huge slices and the white guys have regular slices and the Asians have tiny slices and the Jews have slices w the tip cut off
I don't understand this one
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Apr 19, 2014 18:18
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Everyones at a pizza parlor and they all order a large pizza but somehow the black guys have huge slices and the white guys have regular slices and the Asians have tiny slices and the Jews have slices w the tip cut off
The women don't get any pizza but they have to pretend that all the pizzas are the same as the guys get increasingly hostile
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Apr 19, 2014 18:20
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The women don't get any pizza but they have to pretend that all the pizzas are the same as the guys get increasingly hostile
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Apr 19, 2014 18:23
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- tao of lmao
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People ask him where the stain came from and he starts to say pizza but only gets through the p part and they start making fun of him
He spends the rest of the day awkwardly trying to cover it up while constantly hearing guffaws and japes had at the expense of "ol pizza piss pants"
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Apr 19, 2014 18:24
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A world without pizza: a pizza box is a box, a pizza roll is a mini-calzone, and instead of calling it Pizza Hut they just call it Hut
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Apr 19, 2014 19:09
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The women don't get any pizza but they have to pretend that all the pizzas are the same as the guys get increasingly hostile
lmbo
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Apr 19, 2014 19:10
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A world without pizza: a pizza box is a box, a pizza roll is a mini-calzone, and instead of calling it Pizza Hut they just call it Hut
*animation transitions from a regular piza hut w that roof an w/e to just a lovely shack in the middle of a vacant comertial lot
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Apr 19, 2014 19:26
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The year is 98 BCE. Gaius Julius and his wife, Aurelia Cotta lean close together, smiling, their baby boy safe in his mother's arms. The child gurgles and coo as the couple admire it. Suddenly, little Ceaser speaks, his tiny vocal chords articulating his first words: "Pizza, pizza!"
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Apr 19, 2014 19:30
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The year is 98 BCE. Gaius Julius and his wife, Aurelia Cotta lean close together, smiling, their baby boy safe in his mother's arms. The child gurgles and coo as the couple admire it. Suddenly, little Ceaser speaks, his tiny vocal chords articulating his first words: "Pizza, pizza!"
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Apr 19, 2014 19:55
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"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
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that looks good. where the heck do they sell pizza fries? hold the pepperoni though
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Apr 19, 2014 20:22
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People ask me what's the hardest part about being a pizza delivery woman? [pause] The rape.
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Apr 19, 2014 20:45
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LOL WUT?
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I've only had two jobs in my life: pizza delivery man and weed courier. Which was more stressful? Definitely pizza delivery man. See, if you're a weed courier and the cops catch you, they take all your weed and throw you in jail, but if you're a pizza delivery man, they eat the pizza THEN take all your weed and throw you in jail.
a guy slipping and falling and hurting himself but instead of a banana peel, it's a pizza he slips on
The women don't get any pizza but they have to pretend that all the pizzas are the same as the guys get increasingly hostile
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Apr 19, 2014 22:20
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Dendy!, Dendy!, We love Dendy! Dendy - Everyone plays it!
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Apr 19, 2014 23:25
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hahaha
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Apr 19, 2014 23:27
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pizza dragon
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Apr 20, 2014 00:06
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pepperoni dragon
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Apr 20, 2014 00:06
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In the futuer the PResident (George W. Bush) makes pizza illegal and everyone has to hide their pizzas
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Apr 20, 2014 00:07
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Confused Man Calls 911 For Pizza (Video)
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Apr 20, 2014 00:08
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a young man walking past tourists and NYU students in washington square park murmuring "pizzapizzapizza"
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Apr 20, 2014 00:09
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not sure how to work this in exactly but in a sitcom, there's a guy, and his catch phrase is "..but I thought you said pizza!" and the audience says it along with him
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Apr 20, 2014 00:10
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- beer pal
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Everyones at a pizza parlor and they all order a large pizza but somehow the black guys have huge slices and the white guys have regular slices and the Asians have tiny slices and the Jews have slices w the tip cut off
The women don't get any pizza but they have to pretend that all the pizzas are the same as the guys get increasingly hostile
lol
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Apr 20, 2014 00:13
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A whore house named "Pizza's" because that's the owner's last name, and families go to eat there and end up noticing something is amiss after they pick their waitress.
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Apr 20, 2014 00:32
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pizza king: a 3-panel comic about a medieval monarch with a pizza crown. jokes mainly center around toppings.
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Apr 20, 2014 01:02
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a guy named pete opens a pizzaria called "Pete's 'Za Hut"
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Apr 20, 2014 01:08
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Papa John is a toilet with a beard
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Apr 20, 2014 01:16
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"Forget it, Giuseppe...it's pizzatown."
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Apr 20, 2014 01:21
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So cheese pepperoni and chicken are walking down the street and they see wheat dough beating the hell out of tomatoes. Cheese and pepperoni jump in but chicken says "no way man i dont want a pizza that" they all died at 400 degrees it wasjust awful
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Apr 20, 2014 01:50
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I still think Pizza the Hutt was pretty funny.
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Apr 20, 2014 01:51
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- beer pal
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q: what do you call people who eat really expensive pizza? a; the "upper crust"
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Apr 20, 2014 01:59
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by exmarx
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Apr 20, 2014 02:02
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q: what do you call people who eat really expensive pizza? a; the "upper crust"
If they eat McDonalds they're the burgsoisie
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Apr 20, 2014 02:03
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Jerry Seinfeld: You ever notice how there aren't any pizza women, only pizza guys? What's the deal with that? [very serious] It's because women fear sexual violence. [Bass outro]
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Apr 20, 2014 02:12
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Jerry Seinfeld: You ever notice how there aren't any pizza women, only pizza guys? What's the deal with that? [very serious] It's because women fear sexual violence. [Bass outro]
lol
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Apr 20, 2014 02:15
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pretend i emptyquoted all of dogcrash truther's posts in this thread
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