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The year is 98 BCE. Gaius Julius and his wife, Aurelia Cotta lean close together, smiling, their baby boy safe in his mother's arms. The child gurgles and coo as the couple admire it. Suddenly, little Ceaser speaks, his tiny vocal chords articulating his first words: "Pizza, pizza!"

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a guy named pete opens a pizzaria called "Pete's 'Za Hut"

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did somebody already do this one:

a clock where the hands are pizza slices and all the numbers just say "pizza time!"

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a pizza guy shows up at your house, the camera pans up and you see them holding up the pizza and it pans up further and you see his face but it's not a dude at all, it's a dog wearing like a little hat! and then the lid of the pizza box opens like it's a mouth and the pizza the dog is holding barks.

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Galactic Year 6x10^7: A race of spacefaring cheezoids descended from ancient Earth pizzas establish the first intergalactic empire in the local group.

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a reality tv show about running a pizzaria

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I dont know what to call it

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its a price soggy middle

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