Champions League Semi-Finals 2013/14: Ronaldo is hungry

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cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

His facial expressions are amazing, he must practice his oval office look in the mirror.

# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 02:53

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# ¿ Jun 1, 2024 00:48

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

RIP Bayern, you won the Bundesliga with like 8 games to go and then you went on vacation

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:10

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Montasque posted:

Ronaldo VS Mourinho final in Lisbon.

It's too perfect.

I love what Atletico have done this year but you have to want a RM/Chelsea final now.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:11

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

The only saving grace for this match now will be some kind of huge fight with multiple red cards

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:13

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

But really, when you get scored on by Moyes's United in both legs of the tie, you have a poo poo defense.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:16

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Why is Eric Wynalda the best Fox Soccer can do for a loving CL semi?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:20

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Flawless counter, Im hard

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:22

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Xabi what the gently caress are you doing man

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:26

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Just loving wipe the cards for the final, no one wants to see a team missing key players ffs

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:27

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

lol did Ribery just fully slap someone in the face?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:33

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Come on Carlo, you are up 4-0 at half time, do we really need people flopping around and time wasting already? They have done nothing all game.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:34

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

There is a joke in here about zonal marking and Rafa, but I can't figure it out

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:37

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

Gutted for Xabi

The only time he will ever take the field to play for the CL final will be with Liverpool

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:38

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

TheRat posted:

They were a year ago. Now they are playing the most boring football known to man.

Pep's Bayern side has half the players of a German National side that scores for fun. Truly an impressive manager to turn them into a slow, boring side that can't handle the big games.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:40

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Eric Cantonese posted:

He's celebrating scoring 15 goals in the Champions League.

I thought it was 5 fingers on each hand x 2 hands x 5 times, aka 50 CL goals with RM?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:41

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

T Bowl posted:

Mikel Silvestre is wearing the same lovely shoes as last week, he spent all his football money on rogaine that didn't work i guess

Are new shoes for each match when you are a pundit who mostly sits behind a desk important?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:43

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Eric Cantonese posted:

Hey guys, have you seen this yet? Watch it during halftime. Hella funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KeG_i8CWE8

This new video that I have not seen ever is good, thank you

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:43

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Rakosi posted:

Real setting up for a chelsea final win with every suspension they get, hahah

there's like two levels of funny going on

When you picture Ronaldo's eventual tear streaked face, it becomes 3 levels

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:44

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Chris de Sperg posted:

adrian chiles looks terrible

Everyone on screen does. Who was that British guy who got caught on tape being a sexist prick and fired? I liked him.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:46

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

serious gaylord posted:

Modric has been the revelation tbh. I suppose that teams are having to double mark Ronaldo AND bale and that lets the little serb run free as the wind.

If Khedira gets fully fit Alonso being out won't be a big deal with the way Modric is playing

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:49

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

El Hefe posted:

So terrible that he managed to win 6 titles in a single year.

If Bayern didn't want their team playing Pep's brand of football then they shouldn't have hired him, it's like hiring Mourinho and complaining because your team sits back and counters.

It must suck to be a world class manager but then to secretly deep down known that all you can do is coach one specific style of play. Sort of a hollow feeling, reminds me of a certain Scottish fellow this year who didn't have much success.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:52

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Who do Chelsea have on the "a yellow in the second leg = no final" list?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 20:54

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Haha cheeky as gently caress

# ¿ Apr 29, 2014 21:36

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

This match will need an early David Luiz own goal to spice things up. Quite excited and the final is going to be amazing no matter who moves on from today.

Ravel posted:

Stupid though, if he doesn't trust his squad to not concede five without Alonso what's he going to do in the final.

He probably just assumed Alonso was smart enough to realize the situation? He can't really say "I didn't think his dumb rear end would launch himself into a tackle like that", can he? Although I like the idea of him being THAT traumatized.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 18:50

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

This game is going to be awful, book it

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 19:37

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Schwarzer is poo poo keeper and is gonna let one sneak in

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 19:47

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Yesssss Neville doing color on this one

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 19:48

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

gently caress the haters, Cashley's beard/hair combo is glorious

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 19:52

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Ahahah Schwarzer is gonna cough one up

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 19:52

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Woodenlung posted:

Every time it bounces of the crossbar and onto the Chelsea players chest, I will it to go in

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 20:00

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

I forgot that Courtouis is a Chelsea player, :ohdear:

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 20:02

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

pointsofdata posted:

ivanovic has a tasty bum

Was just thinking that, wonder what he Squats

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 20:04

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

I remember when Torres could beat a man

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 20:06

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Hey look a short corner routine that didn't result in anything. Such a waste.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 20:07

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

What a goal that would have been

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 20:11

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

mynameisjohn posted:

pretty sick effort from Luiz

Fully Sick XI if it goes in

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 20:11

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Love to see it go to penalties but I don't want to watch 2 hours of this

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 20:12

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Funky Koval posted:

someone score god drat it, preferably 3 goals, so that i don't have to watch this poo poo any more

You can never be sure at 3-0, second most dangerous score

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 20:14

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

pointsofdata posted:

i bet mou loves the two leg cl format because it lets him play for a draw in all the games

As opposed to only playing for the draw in the one off games?

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 20:16

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# ¿ Jun 1, 2024 00:48

cheese: Jan 7, 2004; Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.

Brave English Lion

# ¿ Apr 30, 2014 20:19

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