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mistaya
Oct 18, 2006

Cat of Wealth and Taste

Max is a brown cat with long white fur on the bottom of her muzzle and chest so when she's loafing it looks like she has a Santa Claus beard. So she is randomly told "MAX! Fix your beard!" whenever it's looking floofy.

Sam is a big fatty and I always tell him. "Who's the big fat gross man-cat, YOU ARE! Are you too lazy to even lick yourself you big fat goony cat? You're terrible at being a cat! That's why no one loves you! Nooooobody looooves youuuuuu!" while rubbing him all over and him purring up a storm.

Both of them have learned to Meow in reply whenever I look at them and go "What?! What are you looking at?! What do you want?!" which I do randomly. A lot.

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