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Amie the Chinchilla: Ames, Amiekins, Amiebutt, Amester, Fuzzbutt, Fuzzdoodle, Poofball, Pumpkin, Butternut Squash, Cupcake, Cutie-Muffin, Pumpkin-Muffin, Pumpkin-Muffin-Butternut-Squash-Doodle, Princess, The Chinchilla Formerly Known As Princess, Sweetie Lumpkin, Poop Fiesta, Small Fry, Giant Hairy Rat. Leaving the house: "Be good, Amie! Don't let burglars take all our stuff! No block parties!" "Look at you. Poor, sad, neglected and abused. You haven't had a proper dust bath in a whole ten minutes. Your cage is so tiny you've only got 8 corners good for peeing in. This wheel's a paltry 16 inches. Your premium hay isn't premium enough. What sick individual puts pellets in a Corelle bowl, anyways? Gawd, you'd be better off fending for yourself in the wilderness of Chicago with the coyotes. At least then you can be spared the indignity of neck scritchies." (It's funny and sad because her previous owners really did keep her in a tiny cage with no hay, cheap plastic everything, and ignored her so she became a nervous wreck until I rescued her)
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Buggiezor posted:The best name. "Poop Fiesta" comes from every time I look under furniture to find 4,350,376,092 chin turds underneath and loudly exclaim "Jesus! It's a poop fiesta down here!" This happens weekly, I am not a slob, she just poops CONSTANTLY.
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