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Cat Plant
Feb 11, 2007

There used to be green cats but they turned into plants because they slept too much.
The cat, Saturn; by myself and my brother gets called; Catface, Shiturn, Shithead, lovely Kitty, Snitty Kitty, Shitface (no seriously, she is perma-bitch face)

I also talk to her endlessly because I live alone.

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Cat Plant
Feb 11, 2007

There used to be green cats but they turned into plants because they slept too much.
I have two foster huskies for the week. I tell them that they are really cats because they just sleep all day.

And that we ARE NOT TRAINING FOR IDITAROD STOP PULLING.

I tell the white husky that she isn't fooling anyone with her suit. That I know she is really a cat wearing a fox suit.

And the grey and white one just gets told that she is the sweetest cookie ever and I love her puppy pants.

Cat Plant
Feb 11, 2007

There used to be green cats but they turned into plants because they slept too much.
Haha, my British colleague calls one of our client dogs Pickle and Picklebum, I love it!

Cat Plant
Feb 11, 2007

There used to be green cats but they turned into plants because they slept too much.
I've recently taken to singing to my clients (dog walker) and my own dogs. Making up stupid songs for whatever we're doing. And I spend a lot of time talking to my clients to the point where it affects my interactions with humans.

Cat Plant
Feb 11, 2007

There used to be green cats but they turned into plants because they slept too much.

chaos rhames posted:

Now I want to see whether anyone else has created fascist dogs.

Hadn't crossed my mind but now it's a motivation.

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