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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > ITT we post the silly things we say to our pets when no one else is around
 
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Jul 23, 2007

DWARVEN SEX OFFENDER

ASK ME ABOUT TONING MY FINE ASS DWARVEN BOOTY BY RUNNING FROM THE COPS OUTSIDE THAT ELF KINDERGARTEN

BEHOLD THE DONG OF THE DWARVES! THE DWARVEN DONG IS COMING!
I use my cat's name (Moose) to replace song lyrics; starting with a word and usually ending up replacing every word with Moose. Even if there are no lyrics I will sing his name to the tune.

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