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I have no shame and call Sheila various names at all times. Sheila can become: Sheebees/Sheebs/Bees/Beebees Boots/Poots/Poops/Boops Fuzzguts/Fuzzbutt/Butts Turd/Turdbird/Turdwagon Scruff/Scruffins/Puffins/Muffins Purrpants/Pants/Catpants I also like to gently take one ear in each hand and make motorcycle noises at her.
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I've been telling Sheila that since she's turning 5 in a few days, I'm going to trade her in for a newer model cat and telling her that the recall notices I get from GM are about her. "Sheila, you're old. 5 years old. And I'm gonna trade you in because you're defective. Look at this. Look at all these recall notices. Yup, you're going to the dealership because you're deeeeeefeeeectiiiiiive." "Meow?" "See? CD player doesn't even work. All I get is meow noises. Terrible."
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May 29, 2014 21:06
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I've been telling Sheila that she's a stupid baby. And stupid babies need the most attention. There are some days I communicate with her just by making fart sounds.
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Dec 17, 2014 21:57
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