ITT we post the silly things we say to our pets when no one else is around

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > ITT we post the silly things we say to our pets when no one else is around

Freakbox: Dec 22, 2009; "And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

Time to come out of the lurkwork for this.
Okay, this is terrible, but I make up terrible songs constantly for my cat. Here's one :ohdear:

*sung to the tune of angry birds*

"Gonna touch him,
Gonna rub him,
Gonna pet his fur, Gonna poke his fat!
Gonna fuss him,
Gonna fluff him,
'Cause he's Percival, and he's my cat.
He's my kitty, kitty, kitty kitty cat,
He goes purr purr purr and he's really fat!
He's my kitty, kitty, kitty kitty cat,
And I love him tons, even if he's fat! :3:

"

((he is a bit fat- we're working on it with diet and exercise, but I don't wanna fatshame the little guy in the meantime.))

Edit:

Dantu posted:

I tell my new cat that he is Mr Meowington and that he has little pants.

That reminds me of my kitty. His full name is Sir Percival von Puffypants.

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