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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

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Soiled Meat
I don't think it's weird to have nicknames for your pet. My corgi Butters has many: Fat Dog, Handsome Bear, Little Bear, Stumpy-Legs, Heartbutt, Lumpy Space Dog, etc.

Most of the time it's just me singing actual songs to him, but changing the lyrics to be about how small and/or stinky he is. Like-

I have a stinky Butters,
I made him out of clay,
and when he's dry and ready,
with Butters I shall play!

Oh, Butters Butters Butters,
I made you out of clay!
Butters Butters Butters,
with Butters I shall play!


(I'm not Jewish, and I don't think he is either)

Also when I want to rub his stomach, I will command him "Butters! Roll to save vs. tummy rubs!", and then immediately start doing it anyway and saying "Oh no, you failed your save!"

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