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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > ITT we post the silly things we say to our pets when no one else is around
 
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aghastly
Nov 1, 2010

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Kiri koli posted:

I dogify songs that are stuck in my head and sing them to her.

Today's song: what's pup got to do with it


Oh what's pup got to do, got to do with it
What's pup but an endless pup in motion
What's pup got to do, got to do with it
Who needs a pup
When a pup can be broken

Oh you said things I do when no one is listening...

I do this, too, but I just replace words with Toast, my cat's name.

He gets called Toaster/Toaster Streudel/Toastest with the Mostest/itty bitty kitty/Fuckface. Or I'll ask him who's a lovely little kitty when I pet him.

He also gets called bebe, which is Cajun French for "baby."

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